I can't watch football anymore this year -- what should I do instead?

Swaye

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PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

Just sit in a corner shaking and vomiting while jerking off to Keeley pics with a huge puke green butt plug shoehorned into your ass. That's what I'm doing.

How is that different from what you do after a win?

The butt plug is purple.

dongman

Mix percocets and silver tequila of your favorite variety.

WhiskeyDawg

Switch to DirecTV.