Victory Coitus

BearsWiin said:

While attending the elementary school harvest festival last night with my family, I had an opportunity to chat with the furd woman whom I thought I'd offended at the pool a few weeks ago with the VC comment. So I excused myself from my wife and sidled on up to her as she spoke to another neighbor woman of the same first name. She turned as she noticed me, with a big smile on her face and "Oh, heyyy! How are you?" on her lips, then adopted a look of mild perplexity as she saw my brow furrowed as I launched into my aplology. I explained that my wife had suggested that my comments might be excessively and improperly familiar, and that I may have offended her, to which she threw her head back with a loud cackle and replied "Oh my GOD, no! There are very few things you could say that might bother me, and that's not one of them!" She then proceeded to fill in the other woman on what we were talking about, and that it was a Cal-furd thing, and we've been back-and-forthing for years, yada yada. At times during the exchange she put her hand on my shoulder and caressed my upper arm, and after the few moments we had together I figured that she was indeed sincere, and that my perceived offense was all in my own head, planted there by my conniving wife.