Have any favorite strip clubs in Portland?
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Just do a strip club version of a pub crawl.
https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/portland/best-strip-clubs-in-portland
Gas stations man, gas stations and mini-marts. I don't know what it is with Portland but I have been propositioned by more hookers at gas stations in Portland than on the Ave. -
The influx of traveler's (homeless hipster millennial hippies) has flooded the scene. Low gas, sell that ass.PurpleReign said:Just do a strip club version of a pub crawl.
https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/portland/best-strip-clubs-in-portland
Gas stations man, gas stations and mini-marts. I don't know what it is with Portland but I have been propositioned by more hookers at gas stations in Portland than on the Ave. -
Dude, UW is a church school -- people here don't go to strip clubs.
And even if they did, they wouldn't admit to it in a week when they are busy acting all sanctimonious about their former coach -- who was known as a strip club drunk.
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Acrop - get a steak ... thank me later
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I've never been but Damone raves about those steaks.Tequilla said:Acrop - get a steak ... thank me later
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The Dancing Bare in North Portland
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allpurpleallgold said:
I've never been but DamoneTequilla said:Acrop - get a steak ... thank me later
ravesraved about those steaks. -
Who?allpurpleallgold said:
I've never been but Damone raves about those steaks.Tequilla said:Acrop - get a steak ... thank me later
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Acrop is you best option, since I assume you enjoy a great affordable steak surrounded by naked women.
Casa Diablo if you wanna really get turnt up. -
why not just go back to the one you met your wife at in college?
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Strip clubs in America fucking suck.
"Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."
Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call. -
Not this shit again.
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I heard the Love Ranch is running a new Hookers & Blow special, just ask for the Odom Experience.
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Acropolis. You can lock this thread now.
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Lol. You can touch strippers at American strip clubs.PurpleJ said:Strip clubs in America fucking suck.
"Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."
Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call. -
FreeMe'sRYKThomasFremont said:
Casa Diablo if you wanna really get turnt up. -
Sounds like PJ has the creeper factor working against him.PurpleJ said:Strip clubs in America fucking suck.
"Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."
Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call. -
You are obviously doing it wrong.PurpleJ said:Strip clubs in America fucking suck.
"Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."
Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call. -
Maybe you are thinking of Seattle's law changes. Oregon is way more liberal when it comes to strippers, or maybe Seattle is just so liberal they came all the way back around again to conservative.
