Sark is in rehab
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Sven is just happy that Grundle is back reporting so he can do some blow and roll around on some Cheetos on the couch.
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Just a reminder, this stuff happens all the time, in every profession in the world. Nothing weird about this at all. Everyone has a bottle in their work desk and shows up drunk to work on occasion.
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You say that like it's a bad thing.Swaye said:Sven is just happy that Grundle is back reporting so he can do some blow and roll around on some Cheetos on the couch.
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Ditto.section8 said:I'm really glad I hate $ and flew down to LA for the game.
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Disagree. That fan base just had to endure WSU.PurpleBaze said:
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving fanbase.PostGameOrangeSlices said:What a disaster for usc
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I don't feel sorry for him. You get a head coaching position at fucking usc you can work out your issues. He's never had to own up to them until now
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Let's hope Pat got him a cab. Not a nice university one, though. Like I hope he used Sark's cell phone to call some shitty UberX on his own dime.Fire_Marshall_Bill said: -
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I'm naked and dry humping a bag of Funyuns right now.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
You say that like it's a bad thing.Swaye said:Sven is just happy that Grundle is back reporting so he can do some blow and roll around on some Cheetos on the couch.
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They don't even careGrundleStiltzkin said: -
Someone needs to photoshop Sarks head on Pee-Wee Hermans body while he's dancing to "Tequila"
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It's a step in the right direction for them.bananasnblondes said:
They don't even careGrundleStiltzkin said:
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Max Browne is loving life right now.
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No fair.....probably a Malibu rehab country club and no salvation army detox center! Fuck this!
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FREE PUB!!!TierbsHsotBoobs said:I'd like to give credit to @Dardanus for his help in reporting the story:
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I'm not buying it until Bleenor breaks the story next week.
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Bleenor apparently "broke" the news on the premium bored after it was already broken everywhere else.EsophagealFeces said:I'm not buying it until Bleenor breaks the story next week.
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How fucking stupid is Pat Haden for not firing him on the spot? How many work events do you have to be fucked up at to get fired down there?
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How epic would it be to get into a Lyft Line and see Sark passed out with his face on the passenger seat window?ForeverYoung said:
Let's hope Pat got him a cab. Not a nice university one, though. Like I hope he used Sark's cell phone to call some shitty UberX on his own dime.Fire_Marshall_Bill said: -
Lesson to all prospective ADs:EsophagealFeces said:How fucking stupid is Pat Haden for not firing him on the spot? How many work events do you have to be fucked up at to get fired down there?
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Huh?Swaye said:I bet Sark's ugly ex-wife thinks this is hysterical. She already got half of his shit when he actually had money, and the rest of his life will be a broke dumpster fire.
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Jesus, how does a guy with a couple mil in the bank not have a few dozen percocets on deck for the morning after a bender
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It's now being said that he wasn't hungover, but was shitfaced drunk when he showed up.
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I feel like I should chip in for Sark's treatment because that broke-down Armenian has provided me with more unintentional entertainment than virtually anyone else in the sports world for the last 4 months.
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I wonder what sark twitter feed looks like right now
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