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PurpleBaze
PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,329 Founders Club
Helfreak is now coaching for his job. I was hoping he'd be around for another 2-3 seasons.
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  • HuskyHalfBrain
    HuskyHalfBrain Member Posts: 1,311
    Chip Kelly back to Eugene?

    Fuck.
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839

    Chip Kelly back to Eugene?

    Fuck.

    Oregon doesn't pay Texas or SC type money.
  • HuskyHalfBrain
    HuskyHalfBrain Member Posts: 1,311
    topdawgnc said:

    Chip Kelly back to Eugene?

    Fuck.

    Oregon doesn't pay Texas or SC type money.
    Texas and USC doesn't have patience like Oregon either. I mean one Rose Bowl every century?

    I would think job security over money when he'll be making $4+M at either schools.
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839

    topdawgnc said:

    Chip Kelly back to Eugene?

    Fuck.

    Oregon doesn't pay Texas or SC type money.
    Texas and USC doesn't have patience like Oregon either. I mean one Rose Bowl every century?

    I would think job security over money when he'll be making $4+M at either schools.
    Chip Kelly doesn't need to worry about job security at schools that recruit themselves.
  • HuskyHalfBrain
    HuskyHalfBrain Member Posts: 1,311
    topdawgnc said:

    topdawgnc said:

    Chip Kelly back to Eugene?

    Fuck.

    Oregon doesn't pay Texas or SC type money.
    Texas and USC doesn't have patience like Oregon either. I mean one Rose Bowl every century?

    I would think job security over money when he'll be making $4+M at either schools.
    Chip Kelly doesn't need to worry about job security at schools that recruit themselves.
    Tell that to every head coach past and present.

    Oregon is happy to be in conversation for playoffs while the other two schools expect to win the damn thing.

    Chip Kelly is probably a handful of head coaches that can actually win it but until he wins the actual championship, he, like all other head coaches should be worried about their job security.

    Hell, see Gene Chizik.
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839

    topdawgnc said:

    topdawgnc said:

    Chip Kelly back to Eugene?

    Fuck.

    Oregon doesn't pay Texas or SC type money.
    Texas and USC doesn't have patience like Oregon either. I mean one Rose Bowl every century?

    I would think job security over money when he'll be making $4+M at either schools.
    Chip Kelly doesn't need to worry about job security at schools that recruit themselves.
    Tell that to every head coach past and present.

    Oregon is happy to be in conversation for playoffs while the other two schools expect to win the damn thing.

    Chip Kelly is probably a handful of head coaches that can actually win it but until he wins the actual championship, he, like all other head coaches should be worried about their job security.

    Hell, see Gene Chizik.
    Did you really just compare Chip Kelly to Gene Chizik?

    Remember, Chip Kelly left Oregon to test his ability in a deeper pool. He doesn't strike me as a guy worried about job security.
  • HuskyHalfBrain
    HuskyHalfBrain Member Posts: 1,311
    edited October 2015
    topdawgnc said:

    topdawgnc said:

    topdawgnc said:

    Chip Kelly back to Eugene?

    Fuck.

    Oregon doesn't pay Texas or SC type money.
    Texas and USC doesn't have patience like Oregon either. I mean one Rose Bowl every century?

    I would think job security over money when he'll be making $4+M at either schools.
    Chip Kelly doesn't need to worry about job security at schools that recruit themselves.
    Tell that to every head coach past and present.

    Oregon is happy to be in conversation for playoffs while the other two schools expect to win the damn thing.

    Chip Kelly is probably a handful of head coaches that can actually win it but until he wins the actual championship, he, like all other head coaches should be worried about their job security.

    Hell, see Gene Chizik.
    Did you really just compare Chip Kelly to Gene Chizik?

    Remember, Chip Kelly left Oregon to test his ability in a deeper pool. He doesn't strike me as a guy worried about job security.
    Gene Chizik can DIAFF for all I care and yes, he is a shitty head coach but he still has a ring, a ring that he got by pimpin' Cam Newton against Chip Kelly in the natty.

    To me, he seems to be the kind of guy that would take Oregon's offer than other high profile jobs.

    He's done it in Eugene, so why would he take a job from unknown?

    It ain't going to be about the money.

    He already made a bank and he'll still be making top 25 salary in Oregon.

    Hell, slingblade is making what, $3+M now?
  • HuskyHalfBrain
    HuskyHalfBrain Member Posts: 1,311

    AZDuck said:

    I'm in full root-against-the-coach mode. I hope UW lays half a fucking hundred on us in the first half.

    81% chance that will not happen.
    Hi, Ektard!
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381

    AZDuck said:

    I'm in full root-against-the-coach mode. I hope UW lays half a fucking hundred on us in the first half.

    81% chance that will not happen.
    Have you seen Oregon's defense?
  • HuskyHalfBrain
    HuskyHalfBrain Member Posts: 1,311
    AZDuck said:

    AZDuck said:

    I'm in full root-against-the-coach mode. I hope UW lays half a fucking hundred on us in the first half.

    81% chance that will not happen.
    Have you seen Oregon's defense?
    Have you seen our (our?) offense?
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,329 Founders Club

    AZDuck said:

    AZDuck said:

    I'm in full root-against-the-coach mode. I hope UW lays half a fucking hundred on us in the first half.

    81% chance that will not happen.
    Have you seen Oregon's defense?
    Have you seen our (our?) offense?
    53 seconds, biotch!
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,329 Founders Club
    AZDuck said:

    I have been quivering and vomiting for the last four hours

    If Helfrich gets fired, you know who's available?


















    Willingham...
  • HuskyHalfBrain
    HuskyHalfBrain Member Posts: 1,311

    AZDuck said:

    I have been quivering and vomiting for the last four hours

    If Helfrich gets fired, you know who's available?


















    Willingham...
    You know he won't take Oregon's job.

    #NotClassyEnough
  • DugtheDoog
    DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180

    topdawgnc said:

    topdawgnc said:

    topdawgnc said:

    Chip Kelly back to Eugene?

    Fuck.

    Oregon doesn't pay Texas or SC type money.
    Texas and USC doesn't have patience like Oregon either. I mean one Rose Bowl every century?

    I would think job security over money when he'll be making $4+M at either schools.
    Chip Kelly doesn't need to worry about job security at schools that recruit themselves.
    Tell that to every head coach past and present.

    Oregon is happy to be in conversation for playoffs while the other two schools expect to win the damn thing.

    Chip Kelly is probably a handful of head coaches that can actually win it but until he wins the actual championship, he, like all other head coaches should be worried about their job security.

    Hell, see Gene Chizik.
    Did you really just compare Chip Kelly to Gene Chizik?

    Remember, Chip Kelly left Oregon to test his ability in a deeper pool. He doesn't strike me as a guy worried about job security.
    Gene Chizik can DIAFF for all I care and yes, he is a shitty head coach but he still has a ring, a ring that he got by pimpin' Cam Newton against Chip Kelly in the natty.

    To me, he seems to be the kind of guy that would take Oregon's offer than other high profile jobs.

    He's done it in Eugene, so why would he take a job from unknown?

    It ain't going to be about the money.

    He already made a bank and he'll still be making top 25 salary in Oregon.

    Hell, slingblade is making what, $3+M now?
    Chip would take Oregon's offer and even take a hometown discount, which has a good possibility of happening. Hell, I can even see UO keeping slingblade 1 more year solely to get kelly the next. Chip is a weird motherfucker. Hes' not the pirate but he's odd. The CEO has been hearing hes' gay. Joking aside, a guy like Chirp can coach in the NFL because he doesn't have to answer to anybody and can put up the middle finger to anyone who questions him. He can't do that at Tejas. He probably could in LA, but he doesn't strike me as an LA guy. He's from fucking New Hampshire. Which has a lot of similarities to Oregon, as far as politics, people, etc. I think he'd take a hometown discount but at the same time, Oregon (Knight) would match pretty much any offer besides Saban's 8mil.
  • HuskyHalfBrain
    HuskyHalfBrain Member Posts: 1,311

    topdawgnc said:

    topdawgnc said:

    topdawgnc said:

    Chip Kelly back to Eugene?

    Fuck.

    Oregon doesn't pay Texas or SC type money.
    Texas and USC doesn't have patience like Oregon either. I mean one Rose Bowl every century?

    I would think job security over money when he'll be making $4+M at either schools.
    Chip Kelly doesn't need to worry about job security at schools that recruit themselves.
    Tell that to every head coach past and present.

    Oregon is happy to be in conversation for playoffs while the other two schools expect to win the damn thing.

    Chip Kelly is probably a handful of head coaches that can actually win it but until he wins the actual championship, he, like all other head coaches should be worried about their job security.

    Hell, see Gene Chizik.
    Did you really just compare Chip Kelly to Gene Chizik?

    Remember, Chip Kelly left Oregon to test his ability in a deeper pool. He doesn't strike me as a guy worried about job security.
    Gene Chizik can DIAFF for all I care and yes, he is a shitty head coach but he still has a ring, a ring that he got by pimpin' Cam Newton against Chip Kelly in the natty.

    To me, he seems to be the kind of guy that would take Oregon's offer than other high profile jobs.

    He's done it in Eugene, so why would he take a job from unknown?

    It ain't going to be about the money.

    He already made a bank and he'll still be making top 25 salary in Oregon.

    Hell, slingblade is making what, $3+M now?
    Chip would take Oregon's offer and even take a hometown discount, which has a good possibility of happening. Hell, I can even see UO keeping slingblade 1 more year solely to get kelly the next. Chip is a weird motherfucker. Hes' not the pirate but he's odd. The CEO has been hearing hes' gay. Joking aside, a guy like Chirp can coach in the NFL because he doesn't have to answer to anybody and can put up the middle finger to anyone who questions him. He can't do that at Tejas. He probably could in LA, but he doesn't strike me as an LA guy. He's from fucking New Hampshire. Which has a lot of similarities to Oregon, as far as politics, people, etc. I think he'd take a hometown discount but at the same time, Oregon (Knight) would match pretty much any offer besides Saban's 8mil.
    I don't know about Uncle Phil matching any offers and Kelly taking discount, other than that I fully agree.

    Oh, and about CEO hearing shit, did he hear that from Ektard?

    Because if so, I'm sure it's 81% accurate.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,676 Standard Supporter
    young, rich, and cool
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839

    topdawgnc said:

    topdawgnc said:

    topdawgnc said:

    Chip Kelly back to Eugene?

    Fuck.

    Oregon doesn't pay Texas or SC type money.
    Texas and USC doesn't have patience like Oregon either. I mean one Rose Bowl every century?

    I would think job security over money when he'll be making $4+M at either schools.
    Chip Kelly doesn't need to worry about job security at schools that recruit themselves.
    Tell that to every head coach past and present.

    Oregon is happy to be in conversation for playoffs while the other two schools expect to win the damn thing.

    Chip Kelly is probably a handful of head coaches that can actually win it but until he wins the actual championship, he, like all other head coaches should be worried about their job security.

    Hell, see Gene Chizik.
    Did you really just compare Chip Kelly to Gene Chizik?

    Remember, Chip Kelly left Oregon to test his ability in a deeper pool. He doesn't strike me as a guy worried about job security.
    Gene Chizik can DIAFF for all I care and yes, he is a shitty head coach but he still has a ring, a ring that he got by pimpin' Cam Newton against Chip Kelly in the natty.

    To me, he seems to be the kind of guy that would take Oregon's offer than other high profile jobs.

    He's done it in Eugene, so why would he take a job from unknown?

    It ain't going to be about the money.

    He already made a bank and he'll still be making top 25 salary in Oregon.

    Hell, slingblade is making what, $3+M now?
    Chip would take Oregon's offer and even take a hometown discount, which has a good possibility of happening. Hell, I can even see UO keeping slingblade 1 more year solely to get kelly the next. Chip is a weird motherfucker. Hes' not the pirate but he's odd. The CEO has been hearing hes' gay. Joking aside, a guy like Chirp can coach in the NFL because he doesn't have to answer to anybody and can put up the middle finger to anyone who questions him. He can't do that at Tejas. He probably could in LA, but he doesn't strike me as an LA guy. He's from fucking New Hampshire. Which has a lot of similarities to Oregon, as far as politics, people, etc. I think he'd take a hometown discount but at the same time, Oregon (Knight) would match pretty much any offer besides Saban's 8mil.
    May all be moot.

    My sources say Chip hates people, but loves football.

    He doesn't glad hand with boosters.

    That would be a problem at Tejas.

    My sources also say Tejas is loading up the truck ... 10 mil a year ... not out of the question.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800
    I have always said ck will never go back to oregon and I'm convinced of that. HATES recruiting. Would never have to leave his desk at Texas, sc, Florida etc...

    But the first good rebuttal to this is all the backslapping he'd have to do at those schools as noted in this thread. There's a room full of grinning nerds at Oregon booster lunches that probably make him cringe shake and vomit, but they aren't the serious death threat good old boys like at them other there schools...

  • HuskyHalfBrain
    HuskyHalfBrain Member Posts: 1,311

    I have always said ck will never go back to oregon and I'm convinced of that. HATES recruiting. Would never have to leave his desk at Texas, sc, Florida etc...

    But the first good rebuttal to this is all the backslapping he'd have to do at those schools as noted in this thread. There's a room full of grinning nerds at Oregon booster lunches that probably make him cringe shake and vomit, but they aren't the serious death threat good old boys like at them other there schools...

    Hire his buddy Sark as his recruiting coordinator.

    The damage Sark can put on the program might actually benefit the rest of the Pac-12.
  • UWhuskytskeet
    UWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,113
    AZDuck said:

    I'm in full root-against-the-coach mode. I hope UW lays half a fucking hundred on us in the first half.

    Yards?
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,144
    edited October 2015

    topdawgnc said:

    topdawgnc said:

    topdawgnc said:

    Chip Kelly back to Eugene?

    Fuck.

    Oregon doesn't pay Texas or SC type money.
    Texas and USC doesn't have patience like Oregon either. I mean one Rose Bowl every century?

    I would think job security over money when he'll be making $4+M at either schools.
    Chip Kelly doesn't need to worry about job security at schools that recruit themselves.
    Tell that to every head coach past and present.

    Oregon is happy to be in conversation for playoffs while the other two schools expect to win the damn thing.

    Chip Kelly is probably a handful of head coaches that can actually win it but until he wins the actual championship, he, like all other head coaches should be worried about their job security.

    Hell, see Gene Chizik.
    Did you really just compare Chip Kelly to Gene Chizik?

    Remember, Chip Kelly left Oregon to test his ability in a deeper pool. He doesn't strike me as a guy worried about job security.
    Gene Chizik can DIAFF for all I care and yes, he is a shitty head coach but he still has a ring, a ring that he got by pimpin' Cam Newton against Chip Kelly in the natty.

    To me, he seems to be the kind of guy that would take Oregon's offer than other high profile jobs.

    He's done it in Eugene, so why would he take a job from unknown?

    It ain't going to be about the money.

    He already made a bank and he'll still be making top 25 salary in Oregon.

    Hell, slingblade is making what, $3+M now?
    Chip would take Oregon's offer and even take a hometown discount, which has a good possibility of happening. Hell, I can even see UO keeping slingblade 1 more year solely to get kelly the next. Chip is a weird motherfucker. Hes' not the pirate but he's odd. The CEO has been hearing hes' gay. Joking aside, a guy like Chirp can coach in the NFL because he doesn't have to answer to anybody and can put up the middle finger to anyone who questions him. He can't do that at Tejas. He probably could in LA, but he doesn't strike me as an LA guy. He's from fucking New Hampshire. Which has a lot of similarities to Oregon, as far as politics, people, etc. I think he'd take a hometown discount but at the same time, Oregon (Knight) would match pretty much any offer besides Saban's 8mil.
    No fucking way. There is no way anybody with an ego like head coaches have will fail at Philly and go back to the cocoon. He's swinging his dick and taking a premier college job.

    The media and boosters angle is overplayed. Texas and USC are desperate to win. Meyer isn't playing those games. Saban and Harbaugh aren't either. Chip can call the shots at any college because they will be so pumped to get him.
  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,763

    topdawgnc said:

    topdawgnc said:

    topdawgnc said:

    Chip Kelly back to Eugene?

    Fuck.

    Oregon doesn't pay Texas or SC type money.
    Texas and USC doesn't have patience like Oregon either. I mean one Rose Bowl every century?

    I would think job security over money when he'll be making $4+M at either schools.
    Chip Kelly doesn't need to worry about job security at schools that recruit themselves.
    Tell that to every head coach past and present.

    Oregon is happy to be in conversation for playoffs while the other two schools expect to win the damn thing.

    Chip Kelly is probably a handful of head coaches that can actually win it but until he wins the actual championship, he, like all other head coaches should be worried about their job security.

    Hell, see Gene Chizik.
    Did you really just compare Chip Kelly to Gene Chizik?

    Remember, Chip Kelly left Oregon to test his ability in a deeper pool. He doesn't strike me as a guy worried about job security.
    Gene Chizik can DIAFF for all I care and yes, he is a shitty head coach but he still has a ring, a ring that he got by pimpin' Cam Newton against Chip Kelly in the natty.

    To me, he seems to be the kind of guy that would take Oregon's offer than other high profile jobs.

    He's done it in Eugene, so why would he take a job from unknown?

    It ain't going to be about the money.

    He already made a bank and he'll still be making top 25 salary in Oregon.

    Hell, slingblade is making what, $3+M now?
    Chip would take Oregon's offer and even take a hometown discount, which has a good possibility of happening. Hell, I can even see UO keeping slingblade 1 more year solely to get kelly the next. Chip is a weird motherfucker. Hes' not the pirate but he's odd. The CEO has been hearing hes' gay. Joking aside, a guy like Chirp can coach in the NFL because he doesn't have to answer to anybody and can put up the middle finger to anyone who questions him. He can't do that at Tejas. He probably could in LA, but he doesn't strike me as an LA guy. He's from fucking New Hampshire. Which has a lot of similarities to Oregon, as far as politics, people, etc. I think he'd take a hometown discount but at the same time, Oregon (Knight) would match pretty much any offer besides Saban's 8mil.
    No fucking way. There is no way anybody with an ego like head coaches have will fail at Philly and go back to the cocoon. He's swinging his dick and taking a premier college job.

    The media and boosters angle is overplayed. Texas and USC are desperate to win. Meyer isn't playing those games. Saban and Harbaugh aren't either. Chip can call the shots at any college because they will be so pumped to get him.
    Failed NFL experience is still NFL experience, proven college record stands. The NFL only made Chip more attractive. He could do wonders at Texas to be honest.
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    topdawgnc said:

    topdawgnc said:

    topdawgnc said:

    topdawgnc said:

    Chip Kelly back to Eugene?

    Fuck.

    Oregon doesn't pay Texas or SC type money.
    Texas and USC doesn't have patience like Oregon either. I mean one Rose Bowl every century?

    I would think job security over money when he'll be making $4+M at either schools.
    Chip Kelly doesn't need to worry about job security at schools that recruit themselves.
    Tell that to every head coach past and present.

    Oregon is happy to be in conversation for playoffs while the other two schools expect to win the damn thing.

    Chip Kelly is probably a handful of head coaches that can actually win it but until he wins the actual championship, he, like all other head coaches should be worried about their job security.

    Hell, see Gene Chizik.
    Did you really just compare Chip Kelly to Gene Chizik?

    Remember, Chip Kelly left Oregon to test his ability in a deeper pool. He doesn't strike me as a guy worried about job security.
    Gene Chizik can DIAFF for all I care and yes, he is a shitty head coach but he still has a ring, a ring that he got by pimpin' Cam Newton against Chip Kelly in the natty.

    To me, he seems to be the kind of guy that would take Oregon's offer than other high profile jobs.

    He's done it in Eugene, so why would he take a job from unknown?

    It ain't going to be about the money.

    He already made a bank and he'll still be making top 25 salary in Oregon.

    Hell, slingblade is making what, $3+M now?
    Chip would take Oregon's offer and even take a hometown discount, which has a good possibility of happening. Hell, I can even see UO keeping slingblade 1 more year solely to get kelly the next. Chip is a weird motherfucker. Hes' not the pirate but he's odd. The CEO has been hearing hes' gay. Joking aside, a guy like Chirp can coach in the NFL because he doesn't have to answer to anybody and can put up the middle finger to anyone who questions him. He can't do that at Tejas. He probably could in LA, but he doesn't strike me as an LA guy. He's from fucking New Hampshire. Which has a lot of similarities to Oregon, as far as politics, people, etc. I think he'd take a hometown discount but at the same time, Oregon (Knight) would match pretty much any offer besides Saban's 8mil.
    May all be moot.

    My sources say Chip hates people, but loves football.

    He doesn't glad hand with boosters.

    That would be a problem at Tejas.

    My sources also say Tejas is loading up the truck ... 10 mil a year ... not out of the question.
    yeah?... well... tell your 'sources' they should have watched the Texas game yesterday