You guys got me in trouble

"Lucky little thing doesn't have to grow up and see all that disgusting Duck shit."
Wife just stares at me with tears in her eyes...I think she hates me.
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I'm positive that's not why your wife hates you.
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Doesn't have to see the garbage UW football program either.
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mods?HuskyJW said:So my wife's friend sent a picture of their new baby...family is all decked out in Duck gear so is the baby. (Granted nobody but the aunt went to UO and they live 600 miles away) Baby was born without any eyes and has to have surgery so her head grows appropriately.
"Lucky little thing doesn't have to grow up and see all that disgusting Duck shit."
Wife just stares at me with tears in her eyes...I think she hates me. -
Wow.HuskyJW said:So my wife's friend sent a picture of their new baby...family is all decked out in Duck gear so is the baby. (Granted nobody but the aunt went to UO and they live 600 miles away) Baby was born without any eyes and has to have surgery so her head grows appropriately.
"Lucky little thing doesn't have to grow up and see all that disgusting Duck shit."
Wife just stares at me with tears in her eyes...I think she hates me.
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Do her ears work? Send them a Duck quacker
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if you spent more time on the recruiting bored you'd have the discipline to say 'stuff' instead of 'shit'
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#HigherLevelDiscussionbrchco12 said:if you spent more time on the recruiting bored you'd have the discipline to say 'stuff' instead of 'shit'
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I am not Nebraska Classybrchco12 said:if you spent more time on the recruiting bored you'd have the discipline to say 'stuff' instead of 'shit'
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I thought this was going to be about how you bought a banana for a blonde. *wink
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Tell her the baby will be fine... in 18 years it can be a long-snapper for what ever team Sark is coaching
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Sounds like a high quality of life.
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I thought this thread was going to be about taint licking.
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fuck it, ill acks. so the kid literally has no eyes? like does the kid hairline drop right to the nose? we talkin cousin it here?
i know what fuehrer johnson says about posting pics of kids so ill spare you. -
My nephew isn't blind, but my duck bro in law used to dress him up in duck baby clothes. Little fucker requested a purple cake for his 3rd birthday. WOOF!
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So you saw pics of some deformed fucker in Duck gear? And a baby with an eye problem, too?
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DontCallMeShirley said:
I thought this was going to be about how you bought a banana for a blonde. *wink
I didn't look too hard...didn't want to have nightmares. Kid had eyelids and they were closed....but no eyes....or maybe I should say no eyeballs.rodmansrage said:fuck it, ill acks. so the kid literally has no eyes? like does the kid hairline drop right to the nose? we talkin cousin it here?
i know what fuehrer johnson says about posting pics of kids so ill spare you.
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Literally a Ducks short bus.
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With or without eyes:
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This is some dark shit.....
Is what that kid will say all the time since he ain't got eyes. -
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HuskyJW said:DontCallMeShirley said:
I thought this was going to be about how you bought a banana for a blonde. *wink
I didn't look too hard...didn't want to have nightmares. Kid had eyelids and they were closed....but no eyes....or maybe I should say no eyeballs.rodmansrage said:fuck it, ill acks. so the kid literally has no eyes? like does the kid hairline drop right to the nose? we talkin cousin it here?
i know what fuehrer johnson says about posting pics of kids so ill spare you.
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This did not happen.HuskyJW said:So my wife's friend sent a picture of their new baby...family is all decked out in Duck gear so is the baby. (Granted nobody but the aunt went to UO and they live 600 miles away) Baby was born without any eyes and has to have surgery so her head grows appropriately.
"Lucky little thing doesn't have to grow up and see all that disgusting Duck shit."
Wife just stares at me with tears in her eyes...I think she hates me.