You guys got me in trouble

HuskyJW

So my wife's friend sent a picture of their new baby...family is all decked out in Duck gear so is the baby. (Granted nobody but the aunt went to UO and they live 600 miles away) Baby was born without any eyes and has to have surgery so her head grows appropriately.

"Lucky little thing doesn't have to grow up and see all that disgusting Duck shit."

Wife just stares at me with tears in her eyes...I think she hates me.

2001400ex

I'm positive that's not why your wife hates you.

MisterEm

Doesn't have to see the garbage UW football program either.

GrandpaSankey

HuskyJW said:

So my wife's friend sent a picture of their new baby...family is all decked out in Duck gear so is the baby. (Granted nobody but the aunt went to UO and they live 600 miles away) Baby was born without any eyes and has to have surgery so her head grows appropriately.

"Lucky little thing doesn't have to grow up and see all that disgusting Duck shit."

Wife just stares at me with tears in her eyes...I think she hates me.

mods?

whatshouldicareabout

HuskyJW said:

So my wife's friend sent a picture of their new baby...family is all decked out in Duck gear so is the baby. (Granted nobody but the aunt went to UO and they live 600 miles away) Baby was born without any eyes and has to have surgery so her head grows appropriately.

"Lucky little thing doesn't have to grow up and see all that disgusting Duck shit."

Wife just stares at me with tears in her eyes...I think she hates me.

Wow.

Just wow.

BearsWiin

Do her ears work? Send them a Duck quacker

PurpleThrobber

2001400ex said:

I'm positive that's not why your wife hates you.

@GrandpaSankey still loves you.

LoneStarDawg

if you spent more time on the recruiting bored you'd have the discipline to say 'stuff' instead of 'shit'

H_D

brchco12 said:

if you spent more time on the recruiting bored you'd have the discipline to say 'stuff' instead of 'shit'

#HigherLevelDiscussion
#Classy

HuskyJW

brchco12 said:

if you spent more time on the recruiting bored you'd have the discipline to say 'stuff' instead of 'shit'

I am not Nebraska Classy

topdawgnc

HuskyJW said:

brchco12 said:

if you spent more time on the recruiting bored you'd have the discipline to say 'stuff' instead of 'shit'

I am not Nebraska Classy

You are a fucking living god ...

DontCallMeShirley

I thought this was going to be about how you bought a banana for a blonde. *wink

90sHuskyFan

Tell her the baby will be fine... in 18 years it can be a long-snapper for what ever team Sark is coaching

biak1

Sounds like a high quality of life.

TierbsHsotBoobs

I thought this thread was going to be about taint licking.

rodmansrage

fuck it, ill acks. so the kid literally has no eyes? like does the kid hairline drop right to the nose? we talkin cousin it here?

i know what fuehrer johnson says about posting pics of kids so ill spare you.

PurpleJ

My nephew isn't blind, but my duck bro in law used to dress him up in duck baby clothes. Little fucker requested a purple cake for his 3rd birthday. WOOF!

dflea

So you saw pics of some deformed fucker in Duck gear? And a baby with an eye problem, too?

What's the story again? This just sounds like any other day to me.

HuskyJW

DontCallMeShirley said:

I thought this was going to be about how you bought a banana for a blonde. *wink

rodmansrage said:

fuck it, ill acks. so the kid literally has no eyes? like does the kid hairline drop right to the nose? we talkin cousin it here?

i know what fuehrer johnson says about posting pics of kids so ill spare you.

I didn't look too hard...didn't want to have nightmares. Kid had eyelids and they were closed....but no eyes....or maybe I should say no eyeballs.

PurpleReign

Literally a Ducks short bus.

HuskyHalfBrain

With or without eyes: