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• Baseman Member Posts: 12,369

  September 2015

  You mean like Lavan coalman ?

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• Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

  September 2015

  HARBAUGGGGG

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• PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,568

  September 2015

  Baseman said:

  You mean like Lavan coalman ?

  No. He's a fucking fullback.
  

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• Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

  September 2015

  Coleman wins Heisman
  in my fucking dumb wet dreams
  just crucify me

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• Baseman Member Posts: 12,369

  September 2015

  PurpleJ said:

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  Baseman said:

  You mean like Lavan coalman ?

  No. He's a fucking fullback.
  

  Hire the MF!

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• whatshouldicareabout Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,951

  September 2015

  PurpleJ said:

  Who wants to pound the ball on the ground all day and make you stop it. That's how you win in college football. Guarantee Browning would look better if we ran first all the time. They can run faggy spread if they want, but pound the ball. Run the faggy spread like Chip, not Slingblade.

  But we do run first every game.
  
  Smith's first play call of every single fucking game here is a handoff up the middle to Dwayne Washington for 1 yard.

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• MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685

  September 2015

  whatshouldicareabout said:

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  PurpleJ said:

  Who wants to pound the ball on the ground all day and make you stop it. That's how you win in college football. Guarantee Browning would look better if we ran first all the time. They can run faggy spread if they want, but pound the ball. Run the faggy spread like Chip, not Slingblade.

  But we do run first every game.
  
  Smith's first play call of every single fucking game here is a handoff up the middle to Dwayne Washington for 1 yard.

  Except vs Cal.... when he fakes the dive and runs a tunnel screen for 2 yards to start the game. Add an offensive PI by Lenius and its 2nd and 25. Add another penalty on 2nd down and it's now 3rd and 36.
  
  Great start for the offensive group, Smiff.
  
  Cute system you've got there.

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• CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 31,486

  September 2015

  MisterEm said:

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  whatshouldicareabout said:

  PurpleJ said:

  Who wants to pound the ball on the ground all day and make you stop it. That's how you win in college football. Guarantee Browning would look better if we ran first all the time. They can run faggy spread if they want, but pound the ball. Run the faggy spread like Chip, not Slingblade.

  But we do run first every game.
  
  Smith's first play call of every single fucking game here is a handoff up the middle to Dwayne Washington for 1 yard.

  Except vs Cal.... when he fakes the dive and runs a tunnel screen for 2 yards to start the game. Add an offensive PI by Lenius and its 2nd and 25. Add another penalty the first of 25 sacks on 2nd down and it's now 3rd and 36.
  
  Great start for the offensive group, Smiff.
  
  Cute system you've got there.

  Smiff fucking sucks. He gets DWash going on the TD drive and then ignores him.
  
  Peterman's game management sucks. On Cal's 1st TD drive, they had 3rd and short around their own 30. Refs gave a generous spot but replay showed the runner short of the 1st down line. Glenn ParkerFS is even calling it 4th down yet Peterman doesn't call timeout. Cal proceeds to score a TD to take the lead and never look back.

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• NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,738

  September 2015

  PurpleJ said:

  Who wants to pound the ball on the ground all day and make you stop it. That's how you win in college football. Guarantee Browning would look better if we ran first all the time. They can run faggy spread if they want, but pound the ball. Run the faggy spread like Chip, not Slingblade.

  
  Harbaugh?
  

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• TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

  September 2015

  I'd settle for someone who knows enough trigonometry to tackle a slow white quarterback.

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• PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,568

  September 2015

  It's going to be special to watch our passing offense in a damp, windy November Husky Stadium as Babushka tries to figure out whether he should run the ball or call another bubble screen. Shades of Sarkisian.

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• SC_Haden_Fruede Member Posts: 151

  September 2015

  Booth +
  
  
  Upgrade

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• EsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,703

  September 2015

  SC_Haden_Fruede said:

  Booth +
  
  
  Upgrade

  How fucking short must Dennis Erickson be? Awesome handle, btw. Now LEAVE!!!!!!

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