Hire someone

PurpleJ

Who wants to pound the ball on the ground all day and make you stop it. That's how you win in college football. Guarantee Browning would look better if we ran first all the time. They can run faggy spread if they want, but pound the ball. Run the faggy spread like Chip, not Slingblade.

Baseman

You mean like Lavan coalman ?

Dennis_DeYoung

HARBAUGGGGG

PurpleJ

Baseman said:

You mean like Lavan coalman ?

No. He's a fucking fullback.

Dennis_DeYoung

Coleman wins Heisman
in my fucking dumb wet dreams
just crucify me

Baseman

PurpleJ said:

Baseman said:

You mean like Lavan coalman ?

No. He's a fucking fullback.

Hire the MF!

whatshouldicareabout

PurpleJ said:

Who wants to pound the ball on the ground all day and make you stop it. That's how you win in college football. Guarantee Browning would look better if we ran first all the time. They can run faggy spread if they want, but pound the ball. Run the faggy spread like Chip, not Slingblade.

But we do run first every game.

Smith's first play call of every single fucking game here is a handoff up the middle to Dwayne Washington for 1 yard.

MisterEm

whatshouldicareabout said:

PurpleJ said:

Who wants to pound the ball on the ground all day and make you stop it. That's how you win in college football. Guarantee Browning would look better if we ran first all the time. They can run faggy spread if they want, but pound the ball. Run the faggy spread like Chip, not Slingblade.

But we do run first every game.

Smith's first play call of every single fucking game here is a handoff up the middle to Dwayne Washington for 1 yard.

Except vs Cal.... when he fakes the dive and runs a tunnel screen for 2 yards to start the game. Add an offensive PI by Lenius and its 2nd and 25. Add another penalty on 2nd down and it's now 3rd and 36.

Great start for the offensive group, Smiff.

Cute system you've got there.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

MisterEm said:

whatshouldicareabout said:

PurpleJ said:

Who wants to pound the ball on the ground all day and make you stop it. That's how you win in college football. Guarantee Browning would look better if we ran first all the time. They can run faggy spread if they want, but pound the ball. Run the faggy spread like Chip, not Slingblade.

But we do run first every game.

Smith's first play call of every single fucking game here is a handoff up the middle to Dwayne Washington for 1 yard.

Except vs Cal.... when he fakes the dive and runs a tunnel screen for 2 yards to start the game. Add an offensive PI by Lenius and its 2nd and 25. Add another penalty the first of 25 sacks on 2nd down and it's now 3rd and 36.

Great start for the offensive group, Smiff.

Cute system you've got there.

Smiff fucking sucks. He gets DWash going on the TD drive and then ignores him.

Peterman's game management sucks. On Cal's 1st TD drive, they had 3rd and short around their own 30. Refs gave a generous spot but replay showed the runner short of the 1st down line. Glenn ParkerFS is even calling it 4th down yet Peterman doesn't call timeout. Cal proceeds to score a TD to take the lead and never look back.

NeGgaPlEaSe

PurpleJ said:

Who wants to pound the ball on the ground all day and make you stop it. That's how you win in college football. Guarantee Browning would look better if we ran first all the time. They can run faggy spread if they want, but pound the ball. Run the faggy spread like Chip, not Slingblade.

Harbaugh?

TierbsHsotBoobs

I'd settle for someone who knows enough trigonometry to tackle a slow white quarterback.

PurpleJ

It's going to be special to watch our passing offense in a damp, windy November Husky Stadium as Babushka tries to figure out whether he should run the ball or call another bubble screen. Shades of Sarkisian.

SC_Haden_Fruede

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EsophagealFeces

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How fucking short must Dennis Erickson be? Awesome handle, btw. Now LEAVE!!!!!!