If Pat Haden keeps his job, who will be his next head coach hire?


If Pat Haden keeps his job, who will be his next head coach hire? 23 votes
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Yogi RothMike Yam is the most qualified for the job of that list, so he's out.
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Mike Leach. Our Savior, Pat Haden, has much work left to do in the PNW
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Rocky Seto
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Will FarrellSark is our coach, for better or worse, for the immediate future no matter WHAT the facts on the ground are. WHO, of any quality, would we possibly hope to get as his replacement if Sark were fired immediately? I've seen enough of these ugly coach searches where we get publicly humiliated by this or that prominent coach slamming the door in our faces leading to even greater desperation as a result. Certain harsh realities must be considered no matter how embittered our fan base is.
If we could procure a super duper coach replacement, if there were any REASONABLE chance of it, I might tend to be moved to agree that we should give it a try. BUT WHO IS this hypothetical masked man, anyway? WHO? Thoughts? -
Will Farrell
Might as well keep Sark forever.Gladstone said:Sark is our coach, for better or worse, for the immediate future no matter WHAT the facts on the ground are. WHO, of any quality, would we possibly hope to get as his replacement if Sark were fired immediately? I've seen enough of these ugly coach searches where we get publicly humiliated by this or that prominent coach slamming the door in our faces leading to even greater desperation as a result. Certain harsh realities must be considered no matter how embittered our fan base is.
If we could procure a super duper coach replacement, if there were any REASONABLE chance of it, I might tend to be moved to agree that we should give it a try. BUT WHO IS this hypothetical masked man, anyway? WHO? Thoughts? -
Will FarrellFuuuck some of the Trojans are immediately on to him:
"The more central point is this: what coaching record and past can anyone point to in Sark's career to offset his many blunders and ineptitude? Do we see NCs? Pac12 championships? How about Northern Division Championships? His record against Oregon? Ranked teams?
He is what he is. A quarterback guru who likes to see lots of offense; enthusiastic, young, little in the way of emotional filters or maturity, a superb recruiter. Sort of lost, finding his way, probably a nice guy.
But he is not qualified to be the Head Coach at one of the premier programs in the country. The qualifications for THAT job are on a whole other level altogether."
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Trick Question. Haden isn't keeping his job.
Sark and Enfield...could there be two worse hires? He won't get a shot at strike 3. Plus there's an easy out that he has heart problems. -
Chip Kelly
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Write in: Chris Peterson
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Yogi Roth
Not a good fit, but you knew that.TheGlove said:Write in: Chris Peterson
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Yogi RothYogi is most familiar with the SC way, he'll ensure the smoothest transition from Pete to Lane to Sark and so on.
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Enfield is still getting hummers from his smoking hot wife and hasn't lost half his net worth in community property dissolution.BallSacked said:Trick Question. Haden isn't keeping his job.
Sark and Enfield...could there be two worse hires? He won't get a shot at strike 3. Plus there's an easy out that he has heart problems. -
Justin Wilcox.
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Can't flag a moderator's post but wtf, no Janet Reno???
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Mike YamPromote Keith Heyward. #fuckit