So I picked my kid up from Kindergarten

FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.
Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it.
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i'll bet your son was excited at this sudden attention paid to him and his academics, however fleetingHuskyJW said:I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)
FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.
Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it. -
HuskyJW said:
I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the other dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)
FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.
Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it. -
And I suppose you're the second coming of George Clooney...HuskyJW said:I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)
FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.
Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it. -
Switch him to private school or introduce him to sports so he can go to the hospital and you can hit on nurses.
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Try not living in the ghetto.HuskyJW said:I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)
FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.
Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it. -
Welcome to public school2001400ex said:
Try not living in the ghetto.HuskyJW said:I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)
FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.
Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it. -
Upvoted for being a stay at home dad. Thank god your husband brings in the bacon. #mykidwillturnoutokayiswear
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2001400ex said:HuskyJW said:
I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)
FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.
Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it.
Adonis actuallyRaccoonHarry said:
And I suppose you're the second coming of George Clooney...HuskyJW said:I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)
FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.
Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it. -
It's the same with lesbians.
You think they are going to be hot like the porn star lesbians, or the TV/Movie lesbians, but they are all Rosie O'Donell in real life.
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Oh. sorry man2001400ex said:
Try not living in the ghetto.HuskyJW said:I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)
FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.
Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it.
T's and P's
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I specifically said no racist crap, racist.2001400ex said:
Try not living in the ghetto.HuskyJW said:I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)
FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.
Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it. -
Maybe you're the racist for associating the ghetto with racism. Ever think of that?doogsinparadise said:
I specifically said no racist crap, racist.2001400ex said:
Try not living in the ghetto.HuskyJW said:I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)
FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.
Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it.
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The public school my boy goes to has endless MILFs. Not all 10s but a high percentage of 8s and higher.greenblood said:
Welcome to public school2001400ex said:
Try not living in the ghetto.HuskyJW said:I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)
FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.
Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it. -
OP's kid must just go to a shitty school.
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Are they still calling that Sue Bird Syndrome?HuskyJW said:I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)
FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.
Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it.
It always depends on the school. There is a lot of ugly in the world, and ugly tends to gravitate towards ugly. -
Pics or GTFO.
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Academis are importantDerekJohnson said:
i'll bet your son was excited at this sudden attention paid to him and his academics, however fleetingHuskyJW said:I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)
FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.
Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it. -
so... what about the teacher?
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They only bang 15 year olds nowsarktastic said:so... what about the teacher?
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Again....T's and P's. I meant no disrespect to your situation.PurpleReign said:OP's kid must just go to a shitty school.
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Sounds like you need to start some nearby school visitations on Friday's to ensure your child is in the right environment to maximize learning.
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I don't know why, but Grade School moms don't try as hard. It's Middle School when things start to kick in again. Give it time.
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Were you wearing your Vagina Man t-shirt?
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Unrealistic expectations. I saw hundreds of moms growing up and out of those couple hundred, maybe 5 were true milfs. They aren't very common. The typical suburbanite woman gets married, pops out a few kids, and her looks go to shit.
White stay at home moms are the fucking worst. They drive SUV's, always wear work out attire like they just finished up at yoga, are almost always uptight, and they act like they have it so fucking tough to take the kids to school, to the rare appointment, and to drive little Billy and his pals to soccer practice. -
Sounds like HuskyJW touched a nerve.RoadDawg55 said:Unrealistic expectations. I saw hundreds of moms growing up and out of those couple hundred, maybe 5 were true milfs. They aren't very common. The typical suburbanite woman gets married, pops out a few kids, and her looks go to shit.
White stay at home moms are the fucking worst. They drive SUV's, always wear work out attire like they just finished up at yoga, are almost always uptight, and they act like they have it so fucking tough to take the kids to school, to the rare appointment, and to drive little Billy and his pals to soccer practice.