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So I picked my kid up from Kindergarten

HuskyJW
HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,277
I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)

FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.

Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it.

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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Switch him to private school or introduce him to sports so he can go to the hospital and you can hit on nurses.
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    HuskyJW said:

    I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)

    FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.

    Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it.

    Try not living in the ghetto.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559
    2001400ex said:

    HuskyJW said:

    I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)

    FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.

    Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it.

    Try not living in the ghetto.
    Welcome to public school
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,277
    edited September 2015
    2001400ex said:

    HuskyJW said:

    I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)

    FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.

    Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it.

    HuskyJW said:

    I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)

    FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.

    Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it.

    And I suppose you're the second coming of George Clooney...
    Adonis actually
  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479
    It's the same with lesbians.

    You think they are going to be hot like the porn star lesbians, or the TV/Movie lesbians, but they are all Rosie O'Donell in real life.

    FYFMFE.
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,277
    2001400ex said:

    HuskyJW said:

    I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)

    FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.

    Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it.

    Try not living in the ghetto.
    Oh. sorry man

    T's and P's
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    2001400ex said:

    HuskyJW said:

    I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)

    FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.

    Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it.

    Try not living in the ghetto.
    I specifically said no racist crap, racist.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    2001400ex said:

    HuskyJW said:

    I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)

    FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.

    Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it.

    Try not living in the ghetto.
    I specifically said no racist crap, racist.
    Maybe you're the racist for associating the ghetto with racism. Ever think of that?
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457

    2001400ex said:

    HuskyJW said:

    I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)

    FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.

    Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it.

    Try not living in the ghetto.
    Welcome to public school
    The public school my boy goes to has endless MILFs. Not all 10s but a high percentage of 8s and higher.
  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479
    OP's kid must just go to a shitty school.
  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,270
    HuskyJW said:

    I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)

    FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.

    Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it.

    Are they still calling that Sue Bird Syndrome?

    It always depends on the school. There is a lot of ugly in the world, and ugly tends to gravitate towards ugly.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    HuskyJW said:

    I have Fridays off so I get to walk him to school and pick him up afterwards....I was excited about being the dad who picks his kid up....waiting for all the hot mommies to strike up a conversation with. Playdate perhaps??? (insert faggoty wink here)

    FYFMFE.....my dream sank faster than the Titanic.

    Just a bunch of homely bitches. It's the pink sweatpants crowd with the turquoise flip flops. I'm looking around and finally justify one in my head "hey....here we go." Quickly realized being the hottest one out of this group still means she's a 5. These are the mothers that stay home? F-Me...I'm thinking adjusting my schedule back as now it's not even worth it.

    i'll bet your son was excited at this sudden attention paid to him and his academics, however fleeting
    Academis are important
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    so... what about the teacher?
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    so... what about the teacher?

    They only bang 15 year olds now
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,277

    OP's kid must just go to a shitty school.

    Again....T's and P's. I meant no disrespect to your situation.
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    Sounds like you need to start some nearby school visitations on Friday's to ensure your child is in the right environment to maximize learning.
  • alumni94
    alumni94 Member Posts: 4,863
    edited September 2015
    I don't know why, but Grade School moms don't try as hard. It's Middle School when things start to kick in again. Give it time.
  • OZONE
    OZONE Member Posts: 2,510
    edited September 2015
    Were you wearing your Vagina Man t-shirt?
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,137
    Unrealistic expectations. I saw hundreds of moms growing up and out of those couple hundred, maybe 5 were true milfs. They aren't very common. The typical suburbanite woman gets married, pops out a few kids, and her looks go to shit.

    White stay at home moms are the fucking worst. They drive SUV's, always wear work out attire like they just finished up at yoga, are almost always uptight, and they act like they have it so fucking tough to take the kids to school, to the rare appointment, and to drive little Billy and his pals to soccer practice.
  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685

    Unrealistic expectations. I saw hundreds of moms growing up and out of those couple hundred, maybe 5 were true milfs. They aren't very common. The typical suburbanite woman gets married, pops out a few kids, and her looks go to shit.

    White stay at home moms are the fucking worst. They drive SUV's, always wear work out attire like they just finished up at yoga, are almost always uptight, and they act like they have it so fucking tough to take the kids to school, to the rare appointment, and to drive little Billy and his pals to soccer practice.

    Sounds like HuskyJW touched a nerve.