But why do they call him PoolBoy: Jood checks in with our favorite fluffer
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So Woodward thinks he needs a fashion show to get people to come to games? wow, just wow. Though I'm sure that Aubs has an iron law semi after reading those revenue numbers.
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Not in the middle of the store. Take it to the feedback board.doogsinparadise said:http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-huskies/thanks-to-financial-stability-uw-athletic-department-feels-bullish-about-its-future/
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So Woodward thinks he needs a fashion show to get people to come to games? wow, just wow. Though I'm sure that Aubs has an iron law semi after reading those revenue numbers. -
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Here's what the brilliant marketing geniuses at UW need to get people to come to games:
1. Wins
2. A decent OOC schedule
3. Wins
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But the ZONA schools are SERIOUS about footBALLPurpleJ said:Here's what the brilliant marketing geniuses at UW need to get people to come to games:
1. Wins
2. A decent OOC schedule
3. Wins
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If Pool Boy thinks that the reason that people go to the Waste Management Phoenix Open is because of a fucking fashion show ... then he's even more of a fucking idiot then we give him fucking credit for ...
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Still better than Pat HadenTequilla said:If Pool Boy thinks that the reason that people go to the Waste Management Phoenix Open is because of a fucking fashion show ... then he's even more of a fucking idiot then we give him fucking credit for ...
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Quite honestly, it's debatable.whatshouldicareabout said:
Still better than Pat HadenTequilla said:If Pool Boy thinks that the reason that people go to the Waste Management Phoenix Open is because of a fucking fashion show ... then he's even more of a fucking idiot then we give him fucking credit for ...
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If you think fashion shows draw crowds to a sporting event ... then I don't care what fucktardedness Pat Haden does, Pool Boy has a lot of explaining to do.
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Still charging $50 too much.section8 said:#hotticket
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You be real careful when you talk about Haden around here. Heard 7-11 has plenty of room in the lot this time of night.whatshouldicareabout said:
Still better than Pat HadenTequilla said:If Pool Boy thinks that the reason that people go to the Waste Management Phoenix Open is because of a fucking fashion show ... then he's even more of a fucking idiot then we give him fucking credit for ...
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I'm thinking Pat Haden is not considering a fashion show at the Coliseum...whatshouldicareabout said:
Still better than Pat HadenTequilla said:If Pool Boy thinks that the reason that people go to the Waste Management Phoenix Open is because of a fucking fashion show ... then he's even more of a fucking idiot then we give him fucking credit for ...
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RaccoonHarry said:
I'm thinking Pat Haden is not considering a fashion show at the Coliseum...whatshouldicareabout said:
Still better than Pat HadenTequilla said:If Pool Boy thinks that the reason that people go to the Waste Management Phoenix Open is because of a fucking fashion show ... then he's even more of a fucking idiot then we give him fucking credit for ...
What a fucktard
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What Woodward (and some other AD's) don't seem to get is that football is primarily a tough, blue collar sport. It's not golf or tennis, nor will it be. Yes, CFB is somewhat different with the students and alumni, but the blue collars were a key part of the crowd that they're ignoring. I'm guessing it's because some have been priced out, but it's fucking Seattle. Longshoremen make like $125k. Even some 20 yr. old construction stiff probably makes $25 an hour. They can afford tickets.
We laugh and scoff at Crazy Larry, animal cracker promotions, gay uniform updates on Twatter, and fashion shows. Imagine what the tough liberal logger thinks of that nonsense. Do you think that might alienate them Poolboy?
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It seems like they're going for Amazon and Microsoft transplants or something. I really don't know what they're doing to be honest. If you want kids to bug their parents to go to games....I don't know, offer a fucking poster, a free mini football, a picture with a player..free hot dogs. This isn't brain surgery. Animal crackers are for Kindergarten girls...
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Those people go to Sounders games, hth.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:It seems like they're going for Amazon and Microsoft transplants or something.
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Scott Woodward could learn a lot from the SEC.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:What Woodward (and some other AD's) don't seem to get is that football is primarily a tough, blue collar sport. It's not golf or tennis, nor will it be. Yes, CFB is somewhat different with the students and alumni, but the blue collars were a key part of the crowd that they're ignoring. I'm guessing it's because some have been priced out, but it's fucking Seattle. Longshoremen make like $125k. Even some 20 yr. old construction stiff probably makes $25 an hour. They can afford tickets.
We laugh and scoff at Crazy Larry, animal cracker promotions, gay uniform updates on Twatter, and fashion shows. Imagine what the tough liberal logger thinks of that nonsense. Do you think that might alienate them Poolboy?
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TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Scott Woodward could learn a lot from the SEC.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:What Woodward (and some other AD's) don't seem to get is that football is primarily a tough, blue collar sport. It's not golf or tennis, nor will it be. Yes, CFB is somewhat different with the students and alumni, but the blue collars were a key part of the crowd that they're ignoring. I'm guessing it's because some have been priced out, but it's fucking Seattle. Longshoremen make like $125k. Even some 20 yr. old construction stiff probably makes $25 an hour. They can afford tickets.
We laugh and scoff at Crazy Larry, animal cracker promotions, gay uniform updates on Twatter, and fashion shows. Imagine what the tough liberal logger thinks of that nonsense. Do you think that might alienate them Poolboy?
My .02.
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Case in point. Just win, and all of your blemishes (read fat, stupid, drunk fan base) are washed away.WilburHooksHands said:TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Scott Woodward could learn a lot from the SEC.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:What Woodward (and some other AD's) don't seem to get is that football is primarily a tough, blue collar sport. It's not golf or tennis, nor will it be. Yes, CFB is somewhat different with the students and alumni, but the blue collars were a key part of the crowd that they're ignoring. I'm guessing it's because some have been priced out, but it's fucking Seattle. Longshoremen make like $125k. Even some 20 yr. old construction stiff probably makes $25 an hour. They can afford tickets.
We laugh and scoff at Crazy Larry, animal cracker promotions, gay uniform updates on Twatter, and fashion shows. Imagine what the tough liberal logger thinks of that nonsense. Do you think that might alienate them Poolboy?
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Not if it includes parking... and lunch... and a t shirt... and beer.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Still charging $50 too much.section8 said:#hotticket
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Hey Woody, thanks for somehow getting Petersen. Shut the fuck up about the Phoenix Open. That quote might belong with "House Money" and "The Dawg is a vicious animal." A minor professional golf tournament event can do gimmicky shit. This is supposed to be a real college football program. You just talked about going to elite bowls, playoffs and then you talk about the Phoenix Fucking Open? I thought having a Spring Carnival was already bad enough. How about you draw fans by winning games, getting rid of the staff that created and okayed Crazy Larry and the newest Zone Advertisement.
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As much as I'm not a fan of PoolBoy, I think UW football could learn something from the "minor professional golf tournament" that is the Phoenix Open. If you've ever been, it has nothing to do with some stupid fucking modeling event. It has everything to do with being a party. Lots of booze, hot women, entertaining "athletics" (OK, bit of a stretch, but the 16th hole is a blast) and even live entertainment of the concert variety. And it's all primarily targeted toward adults. The result is over 500,000 people showing up to the event over 4 days.
How could that relate to UW football. Here's a couple of thoughts.....
1. Kill the piped in, prerecorded audio during timeouts. "Hello Dawg Fans" and the siren is enough, with the possible exception of pre-2001 highlights on the video screens and Bob Rondeau (and whoever was on-air before him) calling the action.
2. Sell beer and even wine (Hi Kim) throughout the stadium, mixed drinks in designated areas. If other on-campus stadiums can do it, UW can do it......assuming UW athletics values it's sugar daddy.
3. Actively enhance tailgating, despite parking limitations. This includes free giveaways, the band, cheerleaders, sorority sluts, hired hotties, Russian brides-to-be, Fireball shots....
4. Not sure if they still do this, but the little tykes need to play on the field before games. I got a kick out of the little duffers back in the day.
5. Oh, and win.
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Exactly. Keep the booze flowing throughout the stadium and tailgating areas. Only chance I have to get laid. #UpForWhatever #BudLight #RapeCulture
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Woodward doesn't get it, but likes to act like he does. he said Husky fans get more excited over a third down stop than a tocuhdown so we need a coach reflecting that but then he then hired Sarkisiian. Then he says he wants to keep traditionalists happy and then takes a giant dump all over our traditions. Fuck YOU Woody
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I didn't go to the WM Phoenix Open for the "fashion show" but damn if I didn't stay for it. I swear every chick there was dressed for a Playboy interview. I've never seen so many slutty-looking women in my life.
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RaccoonHarry said:
I'm thinking Pat Haden is not considering a fashion show at the Coliseum...whatshouldicareabout said:
Still better than Pat HadenTequilla said:If Pool Boy thinks that the reason that people go to the Waste Management Phoenix Open is because of a fucking fashion show ... then he's even more of a fucking idiot then we give him fucking credit for ...
What a fucktard
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WBPT2HH_D said:RaccoonHarry said:
I'm thinking Pat Haden is not considering a fashion show at the Coliseum...whatshouldicareabout said:
Still better than Pat HadenTequilla said:If Pool Boy thinks that the reason that people go to the Waste Management Phoenix Open is because of a fucking fashion show ... then he's even more of a fucking idiot then we give him fucking credit for ...
What a fucktard -
TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Still charging $37.11 too much.section8 said:#hotticket
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doogsinparadise said:
http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-huskies/thanks-to-financial-stability-uw-athletic-department-feels-bullish-about-its-future/
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So Woodward thinks he needs a fashion show to get people to come to games? wow, just wow. Though I'm sure that Aubs has an iron law semi after reading those revenue numbers.
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Why do you call sark pool boy?
