So... an actual duck walks into a tacky tiki bar in Edmonds

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• topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839

  August 2015

  When I was wee lad in the world of bidness a guy once said ... learn a joke inside and out ... be able to tell it at a moments notice ... and keep it clean.
  
  The above joke is the one I have used throughout my career, without the swear words.

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• AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381

  August 2015 edited August 2015

  The weird thing is that scenario actually kinda happened today
  
  But yeah, one of my fave clean jokes

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• PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479

  August 2015

  

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• PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,102

  August 2015

  Yeahhh

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• Tequilla Member Posts: 20,082

  August 2015

  So a Duck walks into a bar ... Opens up his beak ... And proves to be way more TL, DR than I could ever hope to be

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• pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,324

  August 2015

  Tequilla said:

  So a Duck walks into a bar ... Opens up his beak ... And proves to be way more TL, DR than I could ever hope to be

  Fact. Case closed.

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• Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194

  August 2015

  I learned that joke from my uncle, a Beaver, whose sons were a Wildcat, a Husky, and a Duck.
  
  Needless to say his third son can't walk anymore.

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• DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 67,899

  August 2015

  That was a different feel to it, with us sitting there in the semi-dark and no TVs blaring or anything like that.

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• AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381

  August 2015

  Tequilla said:

  So a Duck walks into a bar ... Opens up his beak ... And proves to be way more TL, DR than I could ever hope to be

  Disagree. I got a substantial dose of Froog earlier today

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• droggins Member Posts: 804

  August 2015

  DerekJohnson said:

  That was a different feel to it, with us sitting there in the semi-dark and no TVs blaring or anything like that.

  Sounds romantico.

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• PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643

  August 2015

  DerekJohnson said:

  That was a different feel to it, with us sitting there in the semi-dark and no TVs blaring or anything like that.

  It was almost like back home in the basement, but no TV or hot pockets.
  

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• Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,717

  August 2015

  I imagine the sexual tension was thick.

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• PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479

  August 2015

  
  
  
  
  

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• BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279

  August 2015

  Does the actual duck have an actually funny joke?

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• QuornDawg Member Posts: 1,162

  August 2015

  AZDuck said:

  They had a fucking windstorm there today, and so it took twice as long to fly there than he expected.
  
  The power was out, and so the bartender said "you have to pay cash for beer, I'm sorry we don't have any food."
  
  The actual duck fished five dollars out of his feathers for a beer, and as the bartender was pouring it, asked "so, can I have a sandwich?"
  
  The bartender gave the duck his beer, and replied, "I told you, the power's out, so there's no food."
  
  The actual duck drinks his beer and waddles away.
  
  A few minutes later, the duck hops back up onto the bar.
  
  "So, can I have a sandwich?"
  
  At this point, the bartender is annoyed. "I told you already, we can't serve any food with the power out. If you ask me for a sandwich again, I'll nail your fucking flipper to the floor." As things would have it, they don't much care for actual ducks in Edmonds.
  
  After a while, the duck hops back up to the bar.
  
  "Got any nails?"
  
  The bartender replies "No."
  
  "Can I have a fucking sandwich?"

  You're supposed to ask the woman for the sammich

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• sjd Member Posts: 270

  August 2015

  An actual dog drives into a Portland gas station...

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• Tequilla Member Posts: 20,082

  August 2015

  AZDuck said:

  Tequilla said:

  So a Duck walks into a bar ... Opens up his beak ... And proves to be way more TL, DR than I could ever hope to be

  Disagree. I got a substantial dose of Froog earlier today

  Well ...
  
  You're a duck and I have a reputation to defend ...
  
  Abundance.
  
  

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