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Billy's Historical Contenders and Pretenders

First the contenders, i.e. real college football royalty:

$C
ND
Oklahomo
Nebraska
Michigan
Bammer
Miami
Florida St
The Ohio St

There are two categories of the second tier: The annoying and the not annoying. Sometimes with commentary. If I feel like it.

Not Annoying:

Warshington
UCLA
Colorado - They won a NC...after a fifth down. Did Oregon ever win anything? Didn't think so.
Minnesota- credit for history. Pretty ordinary since Race was a little kid
Syracuse - Questionable, but they went undefeated once in the 80s
Allbarn- annoying, but we'll allow it
Tennessee - one of the few non-pussy SEC teams since they play at Yankee teams, UCLA, whOregon, and Kal once in a while.

State Penn


aTm
Ga Tech

Annoying

Florida - not shit before 1990. Tebow, Aaron Hernandez, Urban Meyer, white trash jort wearing faggots with mullets fanbase, got killed by N and Tommy Frasier in the mid 90s

LSU - very average in the 90s, ok in 80s but not great, fanbase thinks it's great because they won a NC with two losses, got drilled by Bammer in the most fraudulent NC gayme ever

Georgia - total pretender, won one NC not in wartime, always goes 9-3 and is sort of close to whatever SEC team actually won the conference

Texas- has the resume to be royalty, but wgaf. Annoying fanbase, plenty of underachieving, couldn't take advantage of Arkie leaving SWC, and SMU becoming a D2 team.

Pitt - It's been over 30 years since you were relevant. Nobody cares about Dan Marino, Tony Dorsett, and Mark May. Playing at Ketchup Field is fucking retarded. The atmosphere is horrible. Gonna offer a $3 ticket with the purchase of a Big Mac so you can get more than 16,000 for the big Wake Forest game? Why are you in the ACC again? Tradition killers.

Clemson - Basically the Georgia of the ACC. Florida State's bitch. Noone cares about your stupid rock.

Wisconsin - Another Johnny Come Lately that took advantage of reduced scholarships. Wisconsin people are annoying. See Packer faggots who try to talk shit to me about Seahawk luck. Your tradition is your pasty white students jump up and down to a wigger rap song? No, that's not gay at all.

BYU - Team Mormon. Fraudulent NC we should have won. It's we. Play on Sunday you closet fags. Jesus Christ. Join the 1960s.




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  • AUBURNTROJAN
    AUBURNTROJAN Member Posts: 192

    First the contenders, i.e. real college football royalty:

    $C
    ND
    Oklahomo
    Nebraska
    Michigan
    Bammer
    Miami
    Florida St
    The Ohio St

    There are two categories of the second tier: The annoying and the not annoying. Sometimes with commentary. If I feel like it.

    Not Annoying:

    Warshington
    UCLA
    Colorado - They won a NC...after a fifth down. Did Oregon ever win anything? Didn't think so.
    Minnesota- credit for history. Pretty ordinary since Race was a little kid
    Syracuse - Questionable, but they went undefeated once in the 80s
    Allbarn- annoying, but we'll allow it
    Tennessee - one of the few non-pussy SEC teams since they play at Yankee teams, UCLA, whOregon, and Kal once in a while.

    State Penn


    aTm
    Ga Tech

    Annoying

    Florida - not shit before 1990. Tebow, Aaron Hernandez, Urban Meyer, white trash jort wearing faggots with mullets fanbase, got killed by N and Tommy Frasier in the mid 90s

    LSU - very average in the 90s, ok in 80s but not great, fanbase thinks it's great because they won a NC with two losses, got drilled by Bammer in the most fraudulent NC gayme ever

    Georgia - total pretender, won one NC not in wartime, always goes 9-3 and is sort of close to whatever SEC team actually won the conference

    Texas- has the resume to be royalty, but wgaf. Annoying fanbase, plenty of underachieving, couldn't take advantage of Arkie leaving SWC, and SMU becoming a D2 team.

    Pitt - It's been over 30 years since you were relevant. Nobody cares about Dan Marino, Tony Dorsett, and Mark May. Playing at Ketchup Field is fucking retarded. The atmosphere is horrible. Gonna offer a $3 ticket with the purchase of a Big Mac so you can get more than 16,000 for the big Wake Forest game? Why are you in the ACC again? Tradition killers.

    Clemson - Basically the Georgia of the ACC. Florida State's bitch. Noone cares about your stupid rock.

    Wisconsin - Another Johnny Come Lately that took advantage of reduced scholarships. Wisconsin people are annoying. See Packer faggots who try to talk shit to me about Seahawk luck. Your tradition is your pasty white students jump up and down to a wigger rap song? No, that's not gay at all.

    BYU - Team Mormon. Fraudulent NC we should have won. It's we. Play on Sunday you closet fags. Jesus Christ. Join the 1960s.




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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    edited August 2015
    I think you're underrating LSU and maybe Florida. Pretty fair list I suppose. Not sure we really belong anymore. Minnesota definitely doesn't.
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,728 Founders Club
    Texas is royalty, besides that nice list.

    Also Miami is dangerously close to being a has been. I love the U, but their fanbase is shit compared to their Florida rivals and they desperately need to get the right coach in there. A stadium default is on the horizon.

    For about 15-16 years they were the best though.
  • whatshouldicareabout
    whatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 12,991

    First the contenders, i.e. real college football message board royalty:

    Everyone but Fire Marshall Bill

    There are two categories of the second tier: The annoying and the not annoying. Sometimes with commentary. If I feel like it.

    Not Annoying:

    No one

    Annoying

    Fire Marshall Bill

    FTFY
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381

    First the contenders, i.e. real college football royalty:

    $C
    ND
    Oklahomo
    Nebraska
    Michigan
    Bammer
    Miami
    Florida St
    The Ohio St

    There are two categories of the second tier: The annoying and the not annoying. Sometimes with commentary. If I feel like it.

    Not Annoying:

    Warshington
    UCLA
    Colorado - They won a NC...after a fifth down. Did Oregon ever win anything? Didn't think so.
    Minnesota- credit for history. Pretty ordinary since Race was a little kid
    Syracuse - Questionable, but they went undefeated once in the 80s
    Allbarn- annoying, but we'll allow it
    Tennessee - one of the few non-pussy SEC teams since they play at Yankee teams, UCLA, whOregon, and Kal once in a while.

    State Penn


    aTm
    Ga Tech

    Annoying

    Florida - not shit before 1990. Tebow, Aaron Hernandez, Urban Meyer, white trash jort wearing faggots with mullets fanbase, got killed by N and Tommy Frasier in the mid 90s

    LSU - very average in the 90s, ok in 80s but not great, fanbase thinks it's great because they won a NC with two losses, got drilled by Bammer in the most fraudulent NC gayme ever

    Georgia - total pretender, won one NC not in wartime, always goes 9-3 and is sort of close to whatever SEC team actually won the conference

    Texas- has the resume to be royalty, but wgaf. Annoying fanbase, plenty of underachieving, couldn't take advantage of Arkie leaving SWC, and SMU becoming a D2 team.

    Pitt - It's been over 30 years since you were relevant. Nobody cares about Dan Marino, Tony Dorsett, and Mark May. Playing at Ketchup Field is fucking retarded. The atmosphere is horrible. Gonna offer a $3 ticket with the purchase of a Big Mac so you can get more than 16,000 for the big Wake Forest game? Why are you in the ACC again? Tradition killers.

    Clemson - Basically the Georgia of the ACC. Florida State's bitch. Noone cares about your stupid rock.

    Wisconsin - Another Johnny Come Lately that took advantage of reduced scholarships. Wisconsin people are annoying. See Packer faggots who try to talk shit to me about Seahawk luck. Your tradition is your pasty white students jump up and down to a wigger rap song? No, that's not gay at all.

    BYU - Team Mormon. Fraudulent NC we should have won. It's we. Play on Sunday you closet fags. Jesus Christ. Join the 1960s.




    DPOTW!
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,142
    I enjoyed the rants. Miami is a pretty dead program. I know they were the most dominant force in college football for some long stretches, but things aren't looking good for them.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800

    First the contenders, i.e. real college football royalty:

    $C
    ND
    Oklahomo
    Nebraska
    Michigan
    Bammer
    Miami
    Florida St
    The Ohio St

    There are two categories of the second tier: The annoying and the not annoying. Sometimes with commentary. If I feel like it.

    Not Annoying:

    Warshington
    UCLA
    Colorado - They won a NC...after a fifth down. Did Oregon ever win anything? Didn't think so.
    Minnesota- credit for history. Pretty ordinary since Race was a little kid
    Syracuse - Questionable, but they went undefeated once in the 80s
    Allbarn- annoying, but we'll allow it
    Tennessee - one of the few non-pussy SEC teams since they play at Yankee teams, UCLA, whOregon, and Kal once in a while.

    State Penn


    aTm
    Ga Tech

    Annoying

    Florida - not shit before 1990. Tebow, Aaron Hernandez, Urban Meyer, white trash jort wearing faggots with mullets fanbase, got killed by N and Tommy Frasier in the mid 90s

    LSU - very average in the 90s, ok in 80s but not great, fanbase thinks it's great because they won a NC with two losses, got drilled by Bammer in the most fraudulent NC gayme ever

    Georgia - total pretender, won one NC not in wartime, always goes 9-3 and is sort of close to whatever SEC team actually won the conference

    Texas- has the resume to be royalty, but wgaf. Annoying fanbase, plenty of underachieving, couldn't take advantage of Arkie leaving SWC, and SMU becoming a D2 team.

    Pitt - It's been over 30 years since you were relevant. Nobody cares about Dan Marino, Tony Dorsett, and Mark May. Playing at Ketchup Field is fucking retarded. The atmosphere is horrible. Gonna offer a $3 ticket with the purchase of a Big Mac so you can get more than 16,000 for the big Wake Forest game? Why are you in the ACC again? Tradition killers.

    Clemson - Basically the Georgia of the ACC. Florida State's bitch. Noone cares about your stupid rock.

    Wisconsin - Another Johnny Come Lately that took advantage of reduced scholarships. Wisconsin people are annoying. See Packer faggots who try to talk shit to me about Seahawk luck. Your tradition is your pasty white students jump up and down to a wigger rap song? No, that's not gay at all.

    BYU - Team Mormon. Fraudulent NC we should have won. It's we. Play on Sunday you closet fags. Jesus Christ. Join the 1960s.




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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    Warshington is too high
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Cal is STILL too high.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,093
    dnc said:

    I think you're underrating LSU and maybe Florida. Pretty fair list I suppose. Not sure we really belong anymore. Minnesota definitely doesn't.

    Texas and LSU are big boy football schools. Slightly fucked up at times but historically much more big boy than UCLA or Washington.

    Would argue Miami was a flash in the pan for about 20 years. Cortez, Thrill Hill, the Playmaker and the Blade brothers haven't been there in a generation.


  • WilburHooksHands
    WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804
    Please post this on a Texas board.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,142
    Gladstone said:

    Miami is a coach away from being near-immediatly relevant. They sit in the most fertile recruiting ground on the land, the aura of 'The U' still resonates, and they have legions of corrupt boosters dying to get back to the good ol' times.

    Completely agree, but finding that coach is going to be tough. They are broke compared to the big programs and don't have the fan support.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    The problem with Miami is even when they're great, no one gives a shit. If USC had only started being good in 1984, it would be the same deal. No one in Miami gives a shit. It's essentially a waste of a good team.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Flagged for USC at the top of the list.

    I stopped reading there.
  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827
    In 2015, how can Washington possibly belong on this list but not Oregon?
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    TTJ said:

    In 2015, how can Washington possibly belong on this list but not Oregon?

    Doogs gonna Doog.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,636 Standard Supporter
    edited August 2015

    First the contenders, i.e. real college football message board royalty:

    Everyone but Fire Marshall Bill

    There are two categories of the second tier: The annoying and the not annoying. Sometimes with commentary. If I feel like it.

    Not Annoying:

    No one

    Annoying

    Fire Marshall Bill

    FTFY
    Uh huh

    If I'm annoying you, I'm clearly doing something right.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,636 Standard Supporter
    salemcoog said:


    So Colorado, Minnesota, Syracuse and Washington are 2nd tier teams despite none of them having more than one very good Season in the last 24 years???


    Live in the past much Doog?

    Football started in 1992?
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381

    salemcoog said:


    So Colorado, Minnesota, Syracuse and Washington are 2nd tier teams despite none of them having more than one very good Season in the last 24 years???


    Live in the past much Doog?

    Football started in 1992?
    1994. Get with the program.

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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    salemcoog said:


    So Colorado, Minnesota, Syracuse and Washington are 2nd tier teams despite none of them having more than one very good Season in the last 24 years???


    Live in the past much Doog?

    Football started in 1992?
    If you haven't done shit in the last 20 years, you aren't relevant.
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913

    The problem with Miami is even when they're great, no one gives a shit. If USC had only started being good in 1984, it would be the same deal. No one in Miami gives a shit. It's essentially a waste of a good team.

    When any team is on top or near the top for a number of years People do give a shit. When they go through a dry spell People don't care how good they were Even 8-10 years prior. The only exception to that rule is Notre Dame.

    Alabama was dreck for a good 10-12 years until Saban came to town and no one talked about them. Nebraska was elite for 30 years until Osborne retired. Who gives a fuck about them anymore. SC sucked ass for almost 10 years before Petey came around and no one cared about them then.

    With the exception of ND. If you don't dominate then no one outside ur region could give 2.5 fucks about you.
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,377


    Nebraska

    these guys are falling faster than hillary clinton's popularity


    BYU - Team Mormon. Fraudulent NC we should have won. It's we. Play on Sunday you closet fags. Jesus Christ. Join the 1960s.




    i have no clue why any black players would want to play for byu after the stance the lds church took, but, i suppose you could say the same about any SEC team. so in closing this post is now about the SEC.
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,311 Founders Club


    Nebraska

    these guys are falling faster than hillary clinton's popularity


    BYU - Team Mormon. Fraudulent NC we should have won. It's we. Play on Sunday you closet fags. Jesus Christ. Join the 1960s.




    i have no clue why any black players would want to play for byu after the stance the lds church took, but, i suppose you could say the same about any SEC team. so in closing this post is now about the SEC.
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,768 Founders Club
    Too much hate not to awesome this post. Oh yeah and for you quooks, yes it is incredibly sad and pathetic that Colorado/Gtech has a Natty and you don't. I don't even know how that happens with the kind of program Oregon is.

  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,768 Founders Club
    salemcoog said:

    The problem with Miami is even when they're great, no one gives a shit. If USC had only started being good in 1984, it would be the same deal. No one in Miami gives a shit. It's essentially a waste of a good team.

    When any team is on top or near the top for a number of years People do give a shit. When they go through a dry spell People don't care how good they were Even 8-10 years prior. The only exception to that rule is Notre Dame.

    Alabama was dreck for a good 10-12 years until Saban came to town and no one talked about them. Nebraska was elite for 30 years until Osborne retired. Who gives a fuck about them anymore. SC sucked ass for almost 10 years before Petey came around and no one cared about them then.

    With the exception of ND. If you don't dominate then no one outside ur region could give 2.5 fucks about you.
    But why has no one ever given 2.5 fucks about Wazzu?
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,001 Founders Club
    People do care when Bama or USC are train wrecks. They get pub for being a train wreck and speculation on how or if they can bounce back.

    Michigan has been the same way the last few years. Now with Harbaugh the story is they are BACK!

    True blue bloods of college football are always the story win or lose. They are only a handful of them. No where near as many as this thread would indicate.

    Think back to early James years when it was as big a story that USC wasn't winning the Pac 8 as it was that UW did.

    We use that same troll job on Oregon - must have been a down year in the PAC 12, Heisman race, National playoffs. Because it is Oregon.

    They are a great example of a team that has built a brand and become a big winner that no one will give a shit about if they fade.

    UW is not a blood blood or elite. They are forgotten. There is some small interest if they can win again and if they do they will get attention but that's about it