Miranda Lambert

Always had a hard on for her, but knowing what a wildcat skank she is makes me want her that much more!

In addition, knowing she fucked that swamp assed mother fucker Jamey Johnson makes me feel like I gots a shot ... awwwww ya!

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PurpleThrobber

Wood still hit.

DeepSeaZ

at least she tells you she is crazy in her songs.

ThomasFremont

at least she tells you she is crazy in her songs.

Downvoted for knowing any Miranda Lambert songs.

PurpleThrobber

at least she tells you she is crazy in her songs.
Downvoted for knowing any Miranda Lambert songs.

BURN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB7ONnfIjaI

ThomasFremont

at least she tells you she is crazy in her songs.
Downvoted for knowing any Miranda Lambert songs.
BURN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB7ONnfIjaI

warned

SpoonieLuv

flagged for knowing who any of those people are

HFNY

She might have a loose Wizard's Sleeve now.

All the more reason someone should blow open her discipline hole.

RaceBannon

I'd hit every chick on that cover including Cybil Sheppard.

Man I had a purple throbber for back in the day. Watch the Last Picture Show sometime

PurpleReign

Who? Never heard of her.

RaceBannon

PurpleThrobber

I'd hit every chick on that cover including Cybil Sheppard.

Man I had a purple throbber for back in the day. Watch the Last Picture Show sometime

Cybil Sheppard was a naughty girl. Wood definitely hit to bring back some post-pubscent brb, jo memories.

DugtheDoog

Jamey Johnson has 100x the talent than any of these pussy country "artists" being played on the radio.

As Shooter Jennings says: "Hey pretty boy in your cowboy hat/You couldn't hit country with a baseball bat...You say you're an outlaw in your perfect boots/that you got from your record label's image group." Pretty much sums it up.

Give me some Jamey Johnson, Shooter, Hank 3 over these contrived bullshit country acts. Hell, I remember when Blake Shelton had a fucking mullet and told the crowd that he was too country for them. Now he's a record exec's prototype. Jamey Johnson would rather live in a cardboard box before he ever was told to get a fucking manicure and host the voice.

Swaye

Jamey Johnson has 100x the talent than any of these pussy country "artists" being played on the radio.

As Shooter Jennings says: "Hey pretty boy in your cowboy hat/You couldn't hit country with a baseball bat...You say you're an outlaw in your perfect boots/that you got from your record label's image group." Pretty much sums it up.

Give me some Jamey Johnson, Shooter, Hank 3 over these contrived bullshit country acts. Hell, I remember when Blake Shelton had a fucking mullet and told the crowd that he was too country for them. Now he's a record exec's prototype. Jamey Johnson would rather live in a cardboard box before he ever was told to get a fucking manicure and host the voice.

I think a nerve has been struck. The line for gay country man love fests is over there ----------->

topdawgnc

Jamey Johnson has 100x the talent than any of these pussy country "artists" being played on the radio.

As Shooter Jennings says: "Hey pretty boy in your cowboy hat/You couldn't hit country with a baseball bat...You say you're an outlaw in your perfect boots/that you got from your record label's image group." Pretty much sums it up.

Give me some Jamey Johnson, Shooter, Hank 3 over these contrived bullshit country acts. Hell, I remember when Blake Shelton had a fucking mullet and told the crowd that he was too country for them. Now he's a record exec's prototype. Jamey Johnson would rather live in a cardboard box before he ever was told to get a fucking manicure and host the voice.

He still has swamp ass.

bananasnblondes

Jamey Johnson has 100x the talent than any of these pussy country "artists" being played on the radio.

As Shooter Jennings says: "Hey pretty boy in your cowboy hat/You couldn't hit country with a baseball bat...You say you're an outlaw in your perfect boots/that you got from your record label's image group." Pretty much sums it up.

Give me some Jamey Johnson, Shooter, Hank 3 over these contrived bullshit country acts. Hell, I remember when Blake Shelton had a fucking mullet and told the crowd that he was too country for them. Now he's a record exec's prototype. Jamey Johnson would rather live in a cardboard box before he ever was told to get a fucking manicure and host the voice.

Awesomed for Hank 3

PurpleThrobber

FOCUS on what's important in this thread.

topdawgnc

FOCUS on what's important in this thread.

I like the direction you are taking this thread.

PurpleReign

Who is that?