Miranda Lambert

topdawgnc · August 2015

Always had a hard on for her, but knowing what a wildcat skank she is makes me want her that much more!

In addition, knowing she fucked that swamp assed mother fucker Jamey Johnson makes me feel like I gots a shot ... awwwww ya!

PurpleThrobber · August 2015

Wood still hit.

DeepSeaZ · August 2015

at least she tells you she is crazy in her songs.

ThomasFremont · August 2015

DeepSeaZ said:
at least she tells you she is crazy in her songs.

Downvoted for knowing any Miranda Lambert songs.

PurpleThrobber · August 2015

ThomasFremont said:

DeepSeaZ said:
at least she tells you she is crazy in her songs.
Downvoted for knowing any Miranda Lambert songs.

BURN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB7ONnfIjaI

ThomasFremont · August 2015

PurpleThrobber said:

ThomasFremont said:

DeepSeaZ said:
at least she tells you she is crazy in her songs.
Downvoted for knowing any Miranda Lambert songs.
BURN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB7ONnfIjaI

warned

SpoonieLuv · August 2015

flagged for knowing who any of those people are

HFNY · August 2015

She might have a loose Wizard's Sleeve now.

All the more reason someone should blow open her discipline hole.

RaceBannon · August 2015

I'd hit every chick on that cover including Cybil Sheppard.

Man I had a purple throbber for back in the day. Watch the Last Picture Show sometime

PurpleReign · August 2015

Who? Never heard of her.

RaceBannon · August 2015

PurpleThrobber · August 2015

RaceBannon said:
I'd hit every chick on that cover including Cybil Sheppard.

Man I had a purple throbber for back in the day. Watch the Last Picture Show sometime

Cybil Sheppard was a naughty girl. Wood definitely hit to bring back some post-pubscent brb, jo memories.

DugtheDoog · August 2015

Jamey Johnson has 100x the talent than any of these pussy country "artists" being played on the radio.

As Shooter Jennings says: "Hey pretty boy in your cowboy hat/You couldn't hit country with a baseball bat...You say you're an outlaw in your perfect boots/that you got from your record label's image group." Pretty much sums it up.

Give me some Jamey Johnson, Shooter, Hank 3 over these contrived bullshit country acts. Hell, I remember when Blake Shelton had a fucking mullet and told the crowd that he was too country for them. Now he's a record exec's prototype. Jamey Johnson would rather live in a cardboard box before he ever was told to get a fucking manicure and host the voice.

Swaye · August 2015

DugtheDoog said:
Jamey Johnson has 100x the talent than any of these pussy country "artists" being played on the radio.

As Shooter Jennings says: "Hey pretty boy in your cowboy hat/You couldn't hit country with a baseball bat...You say you're an outlaw in your perfect boots/that you got from your record label's image group." Pretty much sums it up.

Give me some Jamey Johnson, Shooter, Hank 3 over these contrived bullshit country acts. Hell, I remember when Blake Shelton had a fucking mullet and told the crowd that he was too country for them. Now he's a record exec's prototype. Jamey Johnson would rather live in a cardboard box before he ever was told to get a fucking manicure and host the voice.

I think a nerve has been struck. The line for gay country man love fests is over there ----------->

topdawgnc · August 2015

DugtheDoog said:
Jamey Johnson has 100x the talent than any of these pussy country "artists" being played on the radio.

As Shooter Jennings says: "Hey pretty boy in your cowboy hat/You couldn't hit country with a baseball bat...You say you're an outlaw in your perfect boots/that you got from your record label's image group." Pretty much sums it up.

Give me some Jamey Johnson, Shooter, Hank 3 over these contrived bullshit country acts. Hell, I remember when Blake Shelton had a fucking mullet and told the crowd that he was too country for them. Now he's a record exec's prototype. Jamey Johnson would rather live in a cardboard box before he ever was told to get a fucking manicure and host the voice.

He still has swamp ass.

bananasnblondes · August 2015

DugtheDoog said:
Jamey Johnson has 100x the talent than any of these pussy country "artists" being played on the radio.

As Shooter Jennings says: "Hey pretty boy in your cowboy hat/You couldn't hit country with a baseball bat...You say you're an outlaw in your perfect boots/that you got from your record label's image group." Pretty much sums it up.

Give me some Jamey Johnson, Shooter, Hank 3 over these contrived bullshit country acts. Hell, I remember when Blake Shelton had a fucking mullet and told the crowd that he was too country for them. Now he's a record exec's prototype. Jamey Johnson would rather live in a cardboard box before he ever was told to get a fucking manicure and host the voice.

Awesomed for Hank 3

PurpleThrobber · August 2015

FOCUS on what's important in this thread.

topdawgnc · August 2015

PurpleThrobber said:
FOCUS on what's important in this thread.

I like the direction you are taking this thread.

PurpleReign · August 2015

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