Miranda Lambert

topdawgnc

Always had a hard on for her, but knowing what a wildcat skank she is makes me want her that much more!

In addition, knowing she fucked that swamp assed mother fucker Jamey Johnson makes me feel like I gots a shot ... awwwww ya!

PurpleThrobber

Wood still hit.

DeepSeaZ

at least she tells you she is crazy in her songs.

ThomasFremont

DeepSeaZ said:

at least she tells you she is crazy in her songs.

Downvoted for knowing any Miranda Lambert songs.

PurpleThrobber

ThomasFremont said:

DeepSeaZ said:

at least she tells you she is crazy in her songs.

Downvoted for knowing any Miranda Lambert songs.

BURN!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB7ONnfIjaI

ThomasFremont

PurpleThrobber said:

ThomasFremont said:

DeepSeaZ said:

at least she tells you she is crazy in her songs.

Downvoted for knowing any Miranda Lambert songs.

BURN!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB7ONnfIjaI

warned

SpoonieLuv

flagged for knowing who any of those people are

HFNY

She might have a loose Wizard's Sleeve now.

All the more reason someone should blow open her discipline hole.

RaceBannon

I'd hit every chick on that cover including Cybil Sheppard.

Man I had a purple throbber for back in the day. Watch the Last Picture Show sometime

PurpleReign

Who? Never heard of her.

RaceBannon

PurpleThrobber

RaceBannon said:

I'd hit every chick on that cover including Cybil Sheppard.

Man I had a purple throbber for back in the day. Watch the Last Picture Show sometime

Cybil Sheppard was a naughty girl. Wood definitely hit to bring back some post-pubscent brb, jo memories.

DugtheDoog

Jamey Johnson has 100x the talent than any of these pussy country "artists" being played on the radio.

As Shooter Jennings says: "Hey pretty boy in your cowboy hat/You couldn't hit country with a baseball bat...You say you're an outlaw in your perfect boots/that you got from your record label's image group." Pretty much sums it up.

Give me some Jamey Johnson, Shooter, Hank 3 over these contrived bullshit country acts. Hell, I remember when Blake Shelton had a fucking mullet and told the crowd that he was too country for them. Now he's a record exec's prototype. Jamey Johnson would rather live in a cardboard box before he ever was told to get a fucking manicure and host the voice.

Swaye

DugtheDoog said:

Jamey Johnson has 100x the talent than any of these pussy country "artists" being played on the radio.

As Shooter Jennings says: "Hey pretty boy in your cowboy hat/You couldn't hit country with a baseball bat...You say you're an outlaw in your perfect boots/that you got from your record label's image group." Pretty much sums it up.

Give me some Jamey Johnson, Shooter, Hank 3 over these contrived bullshit country acts. Hell, I remember when Blake Shelton had a fucking mullet and told the crowd that he was too country for them. Now he's a record exec's prototype. Jamey Johnson would rather live in a cardboard box before he ever was told to get a fucking manicure and host the voice.

I think a nerve has been struck. The line for gay country man love fests is over there ----------->

topdawgnc

DugtheDoog said:

Jamey Johnson has 100x the talent than any of these pussy country "artists" being played on the radio.

As Shooter Jennings says: "Hey pretty boy in your cowboy hat/You couldn't hit country with a baseball bat...You say you're an outlaw in your perfect boots/that you got from your record label's image group." Pretty much sums it up.

Give me some Jamey Johnson, Shooter, Hank 3 over these contrived bullshit country acts. Hell, I remember when Blake Shelton had a fucking mullet and told the crowd that he was too country for them. Now he's a record exec's prototype. Jamey Johnson would rather live in a cardboard box before he ever was told to get a fucking manicure and host the voice.

He still has swamp ass.

bananasnblondes

DugtheDoog said:

Jamey Johnson has 100x the talent than any of these pussy country "artists" being played on the radio.

As Shooter Jennings says: "Hey pretty boy in your cowboy hat/You couldn't hit country with a baseball bat...You say you're an outlaw in your perfect boots/that you got from your record label's image group." Pretty much sums it up.

Give me some Jamey Johnson, Shooter, Hank 3 over these contrived bullshit country acts. Hell, I remember when Blake Shelton had a fucking mullet and told the crowd that he was too country for them. Now he's a record exec's prototype. Jamey Johnson would rather live in a cardboard box before he ever was told to get a fucking manicure and host the voice.

Awesomed for Hank 3

PurpleThrobber

FOCUS on what's important in this thread.

topdawgnc

PurpleThrobber said:

FOCUS on what's important in this thread.

I like the direction you are taking this thread.

PurpleReign

Who is that?