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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club
    If we're here to bash a drinking problem then i'm out.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Don't leave us now Drunk Sark, we need you dude brah.
  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646

    24 hours later and @BallSacked's initial poast of a Sark dildo joke has been regurgitated (5K+ thread views!) and is now universally accepted by the interwebs as fact, with some referring to his night as "dildogate."

    El Oh fucking El

    I LOVE that people think that that girl was talking about the actual Sark telling her dad a dildo joke. That is so terrific.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    bruinsnation.com/2015/8/23/9194327/drunk-rant-on-did-sark-go-off-at-salute-to-troy

    Best I can find for now. Short video, but I am sure there will be more.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    Wow...just google "sarkisian drunk". Its all over the web.

    We're even getting FREE PUB!!

    http://gojoebruin.com/2015/08/23/ucla-twitter-treat-usc-coach-steve-sarkisian-gets-drunk-rips-pac-12-rivals/

    FUCK YOU AND YOUR 53 SECONDS
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    section8 said:

    http://www.usctrojans.com/blog/2015/08/sarkisian-apologizes.html

    Here are USC head coach Steve Sarkisian and athletic director Pat Haden on Saturday night's Salute to Troy event:

    Sarkisian: "I sincerely apologize to my players and staff and to our fans for my behavior and my inappropriate language at our kickoff event Saturday night. I have a responsibility to all of them and I let them down. Pat Haden talked to me after the event about my actions and I assured him this will not happen again."

    Haden: "I met with Coach Sarkisian and I expressed my disappointment in the way he represented himself and the University at our Salute To Troy event. While the details of our conversation will remain between us, I am confident he heard my message loud and clear."

    Quite honestly...
  • kh83
    kh83 Member Posts: 596

    Gladstone said:

    I was wondering when USC's annual pre-season scandal was going to happen

    Some of the camp reviews haven't been that glowing either. Lindsey Thiry, a known SC fluffer, had some very interesting comments today in the times. She also has a great rack.
    what comments

    link

    cliffs?

    tell me more tell me moar

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    She did a mailbag - someone asked who was TUFFer in fall camp sc or ucla (she went to both), and she said flat out that it was UCLA. She said Sark likes to talk about being TUFF, but ucla actually showed it at camp.

    She predicted SC would go 8-4. (ASU ND U0 UCLA). Also said Sark never goes over and checks in on the defensive side of the ball during practice.

    I've also heard from other sources their front 7 hasn't looked very good in camp, and Kessler isn't noticeably improved, possibly even has regressed a bit judging off camp. They also have racked up some nagging injuries in camp.
    Kessler hasnt regressed. He's th e best qb in the best conference in the land. Pull your head out your cunt
    Hi. It's possible to regress and be the best qb in this conference. In case you didn't notice, this conference sucks this year.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Wow...just google "sarkisian drunk". Its all over the web.

    We're even getting FREE PUB!!

    http://gojoebruin.com/2015/08/23/ucla-twitter-treat-usc-coach-steve-sarkisian-gets-drunk-rips-pac-12-rivals/

    Fucking awesome. They linked one of our primo threads.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    In related news, when is this motherfucker going into Classics?
  • UWerentThereMan
    UWerentThereMan Member Posts: 3,475
    Definitely a classics worthy thread.
    What a cool weekend for Sark, man!
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,320 Founders Club
    dhawk: "Well-said. His coaching has been embarrassing enough, but his behavior yesterday was unacceptable. He should be fired immediately. After-all, it's not like we would be losing a good coach. There is simply no gain for SC in keeping him"

    NO! Keep him for at least a 3rd year. He really needs a chance to get all his guys in there... and wait 'til Ivan gets a hold of 'em.
  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279

    As expected, the CEO has chimed in to defend his beloved Sark with a nonsensical ramble filled with spelling and grammatical errors. I'm pretty sure KG was drunk when he wrote this garbage.

    "I always say football mirrors relief. Also, the more money involved, the more things are magnified.



    Does Sark drink a lot? Maybe. But lots of people do in all walks of life. Him doing what he did at USC ma be the the wake up call he truly needs. Sark may be a lot of things, but he's not stupid. he may do stupid stuff, but he's not stupid. It's not going away in LA unless he addresses it quickly. I'm sure he will. Then the next thing that happens in LA will be the next big thing down there.

    BTW, there are and have been some very, very successful coaches who are ragging alcoholics. Just like there are some very successful business people as well. Football mirrors real life.



    Unlike some out here, when stuff like this happens to anybody, I don't think it's funny. There's a point where you're no longer screwing up, you're screwed up. At that point you need some help. I saw it first hand with Robert Upshaw last year. "

    Wow that's pretty classic. Especially the "he's not stupid, he just does stupid stuff"

    TL;DR: Is Sark an alcoholic? Maybe. But so are lots of people.

    W, jw.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560

    As expected, the CEO has chimed in to defend his beloved Sark with a nonsensical ramble filled with spelling and grammatical errors. I'm pretty sure KG was drunk when he wrote this garbage.

    "I always say football mirrors relief. Also, the more money involved, the more things are magnified.



    Does Sark drink a lot? Maybe. But lots of people do in all walks of life. Him doing what he did at USC ma be the the wake up call he truly needs. Sark may be a lot of things, but he's not stupid. he may do stupid stuff, but he's not stupid. It's not going away in LA unless he addresses it quickly. I'm sure he will. Then the next thing that happens in LA will be the next big thing down there.

    BTW, there are and have been some very, very successful coaches who are ragging alcoholics. Just like there are some very successful business people as well. Football mirrors real life.



    Unlike some out here, when stuff like this happens to anybody, I don't think it's funny. There's a point where you're no longer screwing up, you're screwed up. At that point you need some help. I saw it first hand with Robert Upshaw last year. "

    Wow that's pretty classic. Especially the "he's not stupid, he just does stupid stuff"

    TL;DR: Is Sark an alcoholic? Maybe. But so are lots of people.

    W, jw.
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