I'm hearing Re: Sark..
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If we're here to bash a drinking problem then i'm out.
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Drunk Sark @DrunkSark · 5h5 hours ago
I'VE BEEN OUTSCORED 227-97 PLAYING OREGON, ALL 5 OF THOSE GAMES COULD HAVE GONE EITHER WAY. #STATSR4NERDS #HERE2DRINK #DRINKON #OREGONSUCKS
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Huh?CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:How has no one posted the picture of Sark on the bar at the Duchess yet? Come on.
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Don't leave us now Drunk Sark, we need you dude brah.
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24 hours later and @BallSacked's initial poast of a Sark dildo joke has been regurgitated (5K+ thread views!) and is now universally accepted by the interwebs as fact, with some referring to his night as "dildogate."
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I LOVE that people think that that girl was talking about the actual Sark telling her dad a dildo joke. That is so terrific.Citrus4Troogs said:24 hours later and @BallSacked's initial poast of a Sark dildo joke has been regurgitated (5K+ thread views!) and is now universally accepted by the interwebs as fact, with some referring to his night as "dildogate."
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Yeah. Several reputable outlets picked that up mistakenly as well. They probably just Twitter searched "Sark Drunk" like I did.Citrus4Troogs said:24 hours later and @BallSacked's initial poast of a Sark dildo joke has been regurgitated (5K+ thread views!) and is now universally accepted by the interwebs as fact, with some referring to his night as "dildogate."
El Oh fucking El
But its really incredible how incompetent the media is. It takes 30 seconds to see 1) that tweet happened 10 days ago and 2) the tweeter isn't even affiliated with SC. She is just a Boston U student who also has a raging alcoholic friend named sark.
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bruinsnation.com/2015/8/23/9194327/drunk-rant-on-did-sark-go-off-at-salute-to-troy
Best I can find for now. Short video, but I am sure there will be more. -
FUCK YOU AND YOUR 53 SECONDSCheersWestDawg said:Wow...just google "sarkisian drunk". Its all over the web.
We're even getting FREE PUB!!
http://gojoebruin.com/2015/08/23/ucla-twitter-treat-usc-coach-steve-sarkisian-gets-drunk-rips-pac-12-rivals/
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Quite honestly...section8 said:http://www.usctrojans.com/blog/2015/08/sarkisian-apologizes.html
Here are USC head coach Steve Sarkisian and athletic director Pat Haden on Saturday night's Salute to Troy event:
Sarkisian: "I sincerely apologize to my players and staff and to our fans for my behavior and my inappropriate language at our kickoff event Saturday night. I have a responsibility to all of them and I let them down. Pat Haden talked to me after the event about my actions and I assured him this will not happen again."
Haden: "I met with Coach Sarkisian and I expressed my disappointment in the way he represented himself and the University at our Salute To Troy event. While the details of our conversation will remain between us, I am confident he heard my message loud and clear."
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dildogate lmao
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Shit. What if sark gets fired too soon?
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#DildoGate is possibly the greatest name ever, quite honestly.
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Hi. It's possible to regress and be the best qb in this conference. In case you didn't notice, this conference sucks this year.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Kessler hasnt regressed. He's th e best qb in the best conference in the land. Pull your head out your cuntBallSacked said:
She did a mailbag - someone asked who was TUFFer in fall camp sc or ucla (she went to both), and she said flat out that it was UCLA. She said Sark likes to talk about being TUFF, but ucla actually showed it at camp.Gladstone said:
what commentsBallSacked said:
Some of the camp reviews haven't been that glowing either. Lindsey Thiry, a known SC fluffer, had some very interesting comments today in the times. She also has a great rack.KoolAidMan said:I was wondering when USC's annual pre-season scandal was going to happen
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cliffs?
tell me more tell me moar
She predicted SC would go 8-4. (ASU ND U0 UCLA). Also said Sark never goes over and checks in on the defensive side of the ball during practice.
I've also heard from other sources their front 7 hasn't looked very good in camp, and Kessler isn't noticeably improved, possibly even has regressed a bit judging off camp. They also have racked up some nagging injuries in camp. -
kh83 said:
Hi. It's possible to regress and be the best qb in this conference. In case you didn't notice, this conference suckspuppylove_sugarsteel said:
Kessler hasnt regressed. He's th e best qb in the best conference in the land. Pull your head out your cuntBallSacked said:
She did a mailbag - someone asked who was TUFFer in fall camp sc or ucla (she went to both), and she said flat out that it was UCLA. She said Sark likes to talk about being TUFF, but ucla actually showed it at camp.Gladstone said:
what commentsBallSacked said:
Some of the camp reviews haven't been that glowing either. Lindsey Thiry, a known SC fluffer, had some very interesting comments today in the times. She also has a great rack.KoolAidMan said:I was wondering when USC's annual pre-season scandal was going to happen
link
cliffs?
tell me more tell me moar
She predicted SC would go 8-4. (ASU ND U0 UCLA). Also said Sark never goes over and checks in on the defensive side of the ball during practice.
I've also heard from other sources their front 7 hasn't looked very good in camp, and Kessler isn't noticeably improved, possibly even has regressed a bit judging off camp. They also have racked up some nagging injuries in camp.this year. -
Fucking awesome. They linked one of our primo threads.CheersWestDawg said:Wow...just google "sarkisian drunk". Its all over the web.
We're even getting FREE PUB!!
http://gojoebruin.com/2015/08/23/ucla-twitter-treat-usc-coach-steve-sarkisian-gets-drunk-rips-pac-12-rivals/ -
In related news, when is this motherfucker going into Classics?
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done and done.Swaye said:In related news, when is this motherfucker going into Classics?
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Definitely a classics worthy thread.
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dhawk: "Well-said. His coaching has been embarrassing enough, but his behavior yesterday was unacceptable. He should be fired immediately. After-all, it's not like we would be losing a good coach. There is simply no gain for SC in keeping him"
NO! Keep him for at least a 3rd year. He really needs a chance to get all his guys in there... and wait 'til Ivan gets a hold of 'em. -
As expected, the CEO has chimed in to defend his beloved Sark with a nonsensical ramble filled with spelling and grammatical errors. I'm pretty sure KG was drunk when he wrote this garbage.
"I always say football mirrors relief. Also, the more money involved, the more things are magnified.
Does Sark drink a lot? Maybe. But lots of people do in all walks of life. Him doing what he did at USC ma be the the wake up call he truly needs. Sark may be a lot of things, but he's not stupid. he may do stupid stuff, but he's not stupid. It's not going away in LA unless he addresses it quickly. I'm sure he will. Then the next thing that happens in LA will be the next big thing down there.
BTW, there are and have been some very, very successful coaches who are ragging alcoholics. Just like there are some very successful business people as well. Football mirrors real life.
Unlike some out here, when stuff like this happens to anybody, I don't think it's funny. There's a point where you're no longer screwing up, you're screwed up. At that point you need some help. I saw it first hand with Robert Upshaw last year. " -
Wow that's pretty classic. Especially the "he's not stupid, he just does stupid stuff"insinceredawg said:As expected, the CEO has chimed in to defend his beloved Sark with a nonsensical ramble filled with spelling and grammatical errors. I'm pretty sure KG was drunk when he wrote this garbage.
"I always say football mirrors relief. Also, the more money involved, the more things are magnified.
Does Sark drink a lot? Maybe. But lots of people do in all walks of life. Him doing what he did at USC ma be the the wake up call he truly needs. Sark may be a lot of things, but he's not stupid. he may do stupid stuff, but he's not stupid. It's not going away in LA unless he addresses it quickly. I'm sure he will. Then the next thing that happens in LA will be the next big thing down there.
BTW, there are and have been some very, very successful coaches who are ragging alcoholics. Just like there are some very successful business people as well. Football mirrors real life.
Unlike some out here, when stuff like this happens to anybody, I don't think it's funny. There's a point where you're no longer screwing up, you're screwed up. At that point you need some help. I saw it first hand with Robert Upshaw last year. "
TL;DR: Is Sark an alcoholic? Maybe. But so are lots of people.
W, jw.
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Saved for future useBallSacked said:
Wow that's pretty classic. Especially the "he's not stupid, he just does stupid stuff"insinceredawg said:As expected, the CEO has chimed in to defend his beloved Sark with a nonsensical ramble filled with spelling and grammatical errors. I'm pretty sure KG was drunk when he wrote this garbage.
"I always say football mirrors relief. Also, the more money involved, the more things are magnified.
Does Sark drink a lot? Maybe. But lots of people do in all walks of life. Him doing what he did at USC ma be the the wake up call he truly needs. Sark may be a lot of things, but he's not stupid. he may do stupid stuff, but he's not stupid. It's not going away in LA unless he addresses it quickly. I'm sure he will. Then the next thing that happens in LA will be the next big thing down there.
BTW, there are and have been some very, very successful coaches who are ragging alcoholics. Just like there are some very successful business people as well. Football mirrors real life.
Unlike some out here, when stuff like this happens to anybody, I don't think it's funny. There's a point where you're no longer screwing up, you're screwed up. At that point you need some help. I saw it first hand with Robert Upshaw last year. "
TL;DR: Is Sark an alcoholic? Maybe. But so are lots of people.
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If I didn't know better, I'd say that KJV is speaking from experience