Pursuit Trailer
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I like how Petersen out-sizzles Sark without even trying
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I wish they would just hire the Video Department for the Football program to run marketing shit. Fuck, not that hard.
Dissly is going to wreck shit, cook it. And he'll be ready to eat live humans by his junior year. -
@Hoss94 and Kim are sharing a belly-laugh in the media room.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Dissly is going to wreck shit, cook it. And he'll be ready to eat live humans by his junior year. -
The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.
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His forehead goes straight to his nose, it's not pretty.Dennis_DeYoung said:The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.
But when he pulls a beating heart of the chest of a player his senior year we will all love him. -
Love isn't the right word.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
His forehead goes straight to his nose, it's not pretty.Dennis_DeYoung said:The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.
But when he pulls a beating heart of the chest of a player his senior year we will all love him.
We already love him for getting a TFL against Cal on 4th and goal with 1 minute left in the Q4.
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That's a capybaraCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
His forehead goes straight to his nose, it's not pretty.Dennis_DeYoung said:The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.
But when he pulls a beating heart of the chest of a player his senior year we will all love him. -
I already love him. Retard strong country boys who destroy people are my cup of tea. That all sounded
mildlyreally gay. -
Gonna be funny when Dissly is benched for sucking after the hype he has gotten from Doogs.
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It's past time to start hating himPostGameOrangeSlices said:Gonna be funny when Dissly is benched for sucking after the hype he has gotten from Doogs.
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plagiarism my shit fuckoGrundleStiltzkin said: -
This is why Dennis is the best poaster on the board.Dennis_DeYoung said:The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.
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You two gonna book a room at motel 6 or something?RoadDawg55 said:
This is why Dennis is the best poaster on the board.Dennis_DeYoung said:The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.
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If Dennis wants me to put out he will have to do better than that.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You two gonna book a room at motel 6 or something?RoadDawg55 said:
This is why Dennis is the best poaster on the board.Dennis_DeYoung said:The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.
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Holiday Inn is the classiest of locationsRoadDawg55 said:
If Dennis wants me to put out he will have to do better than that.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You two gonna book a room at motel 6 or something?RoadDawg55 said:
This is why Dennis is the best poaster on the board.Dennis_DeYoung said:The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.
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I'm inviting Roadie to a 7-11 on Aurora. We'll shoot some 'eroin in the alley, puke in the dumpster then nod out at Beth's over two plates of hashbrowns and coffees for six hours like it's '92.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Holiday Inn is the classiest of locationsRoadDawg55 said:
If Dennis wants me to put out he will have to do better than that.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You two gonna book a room at motel 6 or something?RoadDawg55 said:
This is why Dennis is the best poaster on the board.Dennis_DeYoung said:The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.
Then we'll put a picture of Dissly up on the wall.
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He looks like that because he's from Montana. Don't be racist.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
His forehead goes straight to his nose, it's not pretty.Dennis_DeYoung said:The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.
But when he pulls a beating heart of the chest of a player his senior year we will all love him. -
I hate these videos
I hate white helmets
I hate chrome helmets
I hate black helmets
I hate the new huskytron
I hate the video ribbon
I hate the field turf
I hate the lack of a helmet car
I hate the student section
I hate the zone
I hate our fans
I hate you all
Fuck off
This program is shit and your all fags
Win a fucking championship and shut the fuck up -
You forgot how much you hate the loud abrasive rap music they blast instead of letting the band play throughout the gamePurpleJ said:I hate these videos
I hate white helmets
I hate chrome helmets
I hate black helmets
I hate the new huskytron
I hate the video ribbon
I hate the field turf
I hate the lack of a helmet car
I hate the student section
I hate the zone
I hate our fans
I hate you all
Fuck off
This program is shit and your all fags
Win a fucking championship and shut the fuck up -
I also hate the reduced capacity, lack of urinal troughs, and fans who sit silently at the 50 yard line all game. And fuck your stupid chowder bread bowls.bananasnblondes said:
You forgot how much you hate the loud abrasive rap music they blast instead of letting the band play throughout the gamePurpleJ said:I hate these videos
I hate white helmets
I hate chrome helmets
I hate black helmets
I hate the new huskytron
I hate the video ribbon
I hate the field turf
I hate the lack of a helmet car
I hate the student section
I hate the zone
I hate our fans
I hate you all
Fuck off
This program is shit and your all fags
Win a fucking championship and shut the fuck up
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*you'rePurpleJ said:I hate these videos
I hate white helmets
I hate chrome helmets
I hate black helmets
I hate the new huskytron
I hate the video ribbon
I hate the field turf
I hate the lack of a helmet car
I hate the student section
I hate the zone
I hate our fans
I hate you all
Fuck off
This program is shit and your all fags
Win a fucking championship and shut the fuck up
Otherwise, poast of the year. -
And I shouldn't have to wear a poncho to hide my weed and liquor.
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Now you're just griping.PurpleJ said:And I shouldn't have to wear a poncho to hide my weed and liquor.
The last home game I attended I literally had a 750 of Macallan 12 stuffed down the front of my pants. Man up. -
I could never pull that off. That's where I hide my boner.Dennis_DeYoung said:
Now you're just griping.PurpleJ said:And I shouldn't have to wear a poncho to hide my weed and liquor.
The last home game I attended I literally had a 750 of Macallan 12 stuffed down the front of my pants. Man up. -
Hardy har har.PurpleJ said:
I could never pull that off. That's where I hide my boner.Dennis_DeYoung said:
Now you're just griping.PurpleJ said:And I shouldn't have to wear a poncho to hide my weed and liquor.
The last home game I attended I literally had a 750 of Macallan 12 stuffed down the front of my pants. Man up.
I wear #skinnyjeans too. Stop complaining.
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I should also add that my friend Dean did as well. Unlike me, he has a huge dick. #askmehowiknow
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Does this story end in a threesome with big dick Dean and the fruit you brought home from the bar and had cocktails with?Dennis_DeYoung said:I should also add that my friend Dean did as well. Unlike me, he has a huge dick. #askmehowiknow
No fucking excuses.
If so, NTD, BB. -
The bottle in the front of the pants is the only way to go. Snuck an entire jeger bottle in mine for the Cal game last year. Tried to pawn it off to @Gladstone but blacked out and finished it.Dennis_DeYoung said:
Now you're just griping.PurpleJ said:And I shouldn't have to wear a poncho to hide my weed and liquor.
The last home game I attended I literally had a 750 of Macallan 12 stuffed down the front of my pants. Man up.
Those fans HATED me. -
Favorite offseason thread so far, 10/10. Some classics in this thread.
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Many apologies to @AZDuck that it took 2 days to recognize the subtle brilliance.AZDuck said:
plagiarism my shit fuckoGrundleStiltzkin said:
POST MY BOND, DUCK!?!!!111
