Pursuit Trailer

GrundleStiltzkin

Well shit.

http://twitter.com/CMitch3505/status/628282309255389184

#MyDissly

whatshouldicareabout

I like how Petersen out-sizzles Sark without even trying

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I wish they would just hire the Video Department for the Football program to run marketing shit. Fuck, not that hard.

Dissly is going to wreck shit, cook it. And he'll be ready to eat live humans by his junior year.

MisterEm

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Dissly is going to wreck shit, cook it. And he'll be ready to eat live humans by his junior year.

@Hoss94 and Kim are sharing a belly-laugh in the media room.

Dennis_DeYoung

The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Dennis_DeYoung said:

The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.

His forehead goes straight to his nose, it's not pretty.



But when he pulls a beating heart of the chest of a player his senior year we will all love him.

whatshouldicareabout

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.

His forehead goes straight to his nose, it's not pretty.



But when he pulls a beating heart of the chest of a player his senior year we will all love him.

Love isn't the right word.

We already love him for getting a TFL against Cal on 4th and goal with 1 minute left in the Q4.

If he does that, idk what we'd do.

SpoonieLuv

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.

His forehead goes straight to his nose, it's not pretty.



But when he pulls a beating heart of the chest of a player his senior year we will all love him.

That's a capybara

Swaye

I already love him. Retard strong country boys who destroy people are my cup of tea. That all sounded mildly really gay.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Gonna be funny when Dissly is benched for sucking after the hype he has gotten from Doogs.

RaceBannon

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Gonna be funny when Dissly is benched for sucking after the hype he has gotten from Doogs.

It's past time to start hating him

AZDuck

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Well shit.

http://twitter.com/CMitch3505/status/628282309255389184

#MyDissly

plagiarism my shit fucko

RoadDawg55

Dennis_DeYoung said:

The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.

This is why Dennis is the best poaster on the board.

PostGameOrangeSlices

RoadDawg55 said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.

This is why Dennis is the best poaster on the board.

You two gonna book a room at motel 6 or something?

RoadDawg55

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.

This is why Dennis is the best poaster on the board.

You two gonna book a room at motel 6 or something?

If Dennis wants me to put out he will have to do better than that.

PostGameOrangeSlices

RoadDawg55 said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.

This is why Dennis is the best poaster on the board.

You two gonna book a room at motel 6 or something?

If Dennis wants me to put out he will have to do better than that.

Holiday Inn is the classiest of locations

Dennis_DeYoung

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

RoadDawg55 said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.

This is why Dennis is the best poaster on the board.

You two gonna book a room at motel 6 or something?

If Dennis wants me to put out he will have to do better than that.

Holiday Inn is the classiest of locations

I'm inviting Roadie to a 7-11 on Aurora. We'll shoot some 'eroin in the alley, puke in the dumpster then nod out at Beth's over two plates of hashbrowns and coffees for six hours like it's '92.

Then we'll put a picture of Dissly up on the wall.

Whattaya say @RoadDawg55?

bananasnblondes

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

The thing I like about #yourdissly is that he's ugly as shit. He's got no other choice man, he has to be good at football to get pussy.

His forehead goes straight to his nose, it's not pretty.



But when he pulls a beating heart of the chest of a player his senior year we will all love him.

He looks like that because he's from Montana. Don't be racist.

PurpleJ

I hate these videos
I hate white helmets
I hate chrome helmets
I hate black helmets
I hate the new huskytron
I hate the video ribbon
I hate the field turf
I hate the lack of a helmet car
I hate the student section
I hate the zone
I hate our fans
I hate you all
Fuck off
This program is shit and your all fags
Win a fucking championship and shut the fuck up

bananasnblondes

PurpleJ said:

I hate these videos
I hate white helmets
I hate chrome helmets
I hate black helmets
I hate the new huskytron
I hate the video ribbon
I hate the field turf
I hate the lack of a helmet car
I hate the student section
I hate the zone
I hate our fans
I hate you all
Fuck off
This program is shit and your all fags
Win a fucking championship and shut the fuck up

You forgot how much you hate the loud abrasive rap music they blast instead of letting the band play throughout the game

PurpleJ

bananasnblondes said:

PurpleJ said:

I hate these videos
I hate white helmets
I hate chrome helmets
I hate black helmets
I hate the new huskytron
I hate the video ribbon
I hate the field turf
I hate the lack of a helmet car
I hate the student section
I hate the zone
I hate our fans
I hate you all
Fuck off
This program is shit and your all fags
Win a fucking championship and shut the fuck up

You forgot how much you hate the loud abrasive rap music they blast instead of letting the band play throughout the game

I also hate the reduced capacity, lack of urinal troughs, and fans who sit silently at the 50 yard line all game. And fuck your stupid chowder bread bowls.