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Sark is Sark <==> Water is Wet
GrundleStiltzkin
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How can somebody have muscle memory about "finishing" in the 4th quarter? What a joke of a coach.
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Now that he's the coach of the fuckwads, I really enjoy Sark.
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And even if such a thing was possible, how in the holy fuckall is Sark able to teach it?Hippopeteamus said:How can somebody have muscle memory about "finishing" in the 4th quarter? What a joke of a coach.
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He's my favorite coach in the countryDennis_DeYoung said:Now that he's the coach of the fuckwads, I really enjoy Sark.
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What's funny is he isn't terrible, just mediocre.
But his parroting of Carroll, slick sales persona, and personal belief he is the shit make it hilarious to mock.
Once he's not running your show and realize he's just a san Diego dude brah making millions without a clue, you kinda have to give him props. -
The great thing about Sark, he will recruit the talent to win 10 games a year.
But he'll never win THE games that matter.
SC will be in one of those shit situations where your coach is just good enough.
He'll get on the hot seat, and focus for a few weeks ... win two or three games to get off the radar ... then back to the booze and late nights with white trash waitress' (gawd bless him) -
When the games on the line, if by chance the players start doing shots of patron, grabbing cheerleaders asses, and eating In-N-Out we will know muscle memory is a real thing
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Sark is just stroking everyone's ego until he switches over to work for the pac 12 network. Don't want to make any enemies. Should be a smooth transition.
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This thread delivers so hard.
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Between the shitty schedule of the Huskies and them still being two years away I turned to my wife and said, thank allah we have Sark coaching at USC so we have something to watch this fall.
