cool story bro

So i had rotorooter out to clear a clog in my home's sewage pipes. The technician forgot his ladder at my house and the supervisor came by to pick it up. He saw my UW flag and asked if I was a Dawg, said yessir and that I grew up in Vancouver WA. He said he grew up in the bay area. Since he was a huge black man and went to UW from the bay area I profiled him and went out on a limb by asking if he played football. He did 1980-84, his name is Vince Albritton, said he was buddies with Jacque Robinson since they were both Oakland boys. Stalked him afterwards and played safety at UW then for the Cowboys here in Dallas for 5 years.

i know, i know, cool story bro

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ThomasFremont

I didn't realize the depth of everyone's illiteracy

BTW where the fuck is lucas?

Who?

GrundleStiltzkin

@Dennis_DeYoung is on vitrioroll this afternoon. Never change, you beautiful ebony fruit.

DeepSeaZ

I fucking loved Vince Albritton are you kidding? I was too young to really know if he was good or not, but I used to idolize our defensive blacks in those days.

Wow song man.

PostGameOrangeSlices

brah

LoneStarDawg

@Dennis_DeYoung I'll let you keep your rainbow.

Dennis_DeYoung

@Dennis_DeYoung I'll let you keep your rainbow.

Bronco right now:

LoneStarDawg

Always about the gays...

Dennis_DeYoung

Always about the gays...

I spent a good 7 minutes making you a nice rainbow Albritton, you can expect I would find it #hurtful you didn't use it!

LoneStarDawg

It wasnt for me, I was just a pawn in your flamboyant agenda

Dennis_DeYoung

It wasnt for me, I was just a pawn in your flamboyant agenda

LoneStarDawg

WilburHooksHands

The war's over Lebowski! The gays won!!

UWerentThereMan

The war's over Lebowski! The gays won!!

The heteros will always lose, Lebowski!

UWerentThereMan

Donny was a good homo, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a pole-surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Haight-Ashbury, at New Orleans' UpStairs bar, or at Studio 54. These men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

Dennis_DeYoung

The war's over Lebowski! The gays won!!

We totally fucking did. I'm getting texts from straight bitches with huge tits as we speak.

LoneStarDawg

puppylove_sugarsteel

Would it be profiling if he was white? Get over it. If youre big and black you either played football or basketball. Big deal. If youre big and white the same, although you could be a surgeon, big deal. Get your pussy out the way of your balls.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Would it be profiling if he was white? Get over it. If youre big and black you either played football or basketball. Big deal. If youre big and white the same, although you could be a surgeon, big deal. Get your pussy out the way of your balls.

Hahahaha this fucker gets more and more bigoted with every post

Pull the plug, Derek