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LoneStarDawgLoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,601 Founders Club
So i had rotorooter out to clear a clog in my home's sewage pipes. The technician forgot his ladder at my house and the supervisor came by to pick it up. He saw my UW flag and asked if I was a Dawg, said yessir and that I grew up in Vancouver WA. He said he grew up in the bay area. Since he was a huge black man and went to UW from the bay area I profiled him and went out on a limb by asking if he played football. He did 1980-84, his name is Vince Albritton, said he was buddies with Jacque Robinson since they were both Oakland boys. Stalked him afterwards and played safety at UW then for the Cowboys here in Dallas for 5 years.

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i know, i know, cool story bro
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  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Can we keep the racist crap off the bored? I feel sick to my stomach

    I already had to vomit. This is sickening.
  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    I fucking loved Vince Albritton are you kidding? I was too young to really know if he was good or not, but I used to idolize our defensive backs in those days.
  • DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,676 Founders Club
    brchco12 said:

    So i had rotorooter out to clear a clog in my home's sewage pipes. The technician forgot his ladder at my house and the supervisor came by to pick it up. He saw my UW flag and asked if I was a Dawg, said yessir and that I grew up in Vancouver WA. He said he grew up in the bay area. Since he was a huge black man and went to UW from the bay area I profiled him and went out on a limb by asking if he played football. He did 1980-84, his name is Vince Albritton, said he was buddies with Jacque Robinson since they were both Oakland boys. Stalked him afterwards and played safety at UW then for the Cowboys here in Dallas for 5 years.

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    i know, i know, cool story bro

    Is the flag attached to your car or home? Either way the free pub in Dallas is a big reason we just nabbed a commit from Texas.
  • LoneStarDawgLoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,601 Founders Club
    edited July 2015
    Doogles said:

    brchco12 said:

    So i had rotorooter out to clear a clog in my home's sewage pipes. The technician forgot his ladder at my house and the supervisor came by to pick it up. He saw my UW flag and asked if I was a Dawg, said yessir and that I grew up in Vancouver WA. He said he grew up in the bay area. Since he was a huge black man and went to UW from the bay area I profiled him and went out on a limb by asking if he played football. He did 1980-84, his name is Vince Albritton, said he was buddies with Jacque Robinson since they were both Oakland boys. Stalked him afterwards and played safety at UW then for the Cowboys here in Dallas for 5 years.

    image

    i know, i know, cool story bro

    Is the flag attached to your car or home? Either way the free pub in Dallas is a big reason we just nabbed a commit from Texas.
    Abundance of course.

    although the yard variety is next to my wife's UT flag, which is why the race with Chris Warren was so close. I couldn't risk my marriage for a medium sized RB with slow feet. but I'd shit on my wife's flag if we could get lil'jordan humphrey.

    i'm shopping for a nice new pair of sweatpants for this fall HS football season as we've got a lot of offers around Dallas.
  • LoneStarDawgLoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,601 Founders Club

    I fucking loved Vince Albritton are you kidding? I was too young to really know if he was good or not, but I used to idolize our defensive backs in those days.

    i can say, he did not look like a safety, fucking huge and still looked in shape.
  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    edited July 2015
    If you actually are a Dawg fan (I have your name processed as a Boise State fan because it basically says Bronco and who the fuck needs an acronym here?) go up to Lucas and do a Pakastani-style acid attack on this new kid, he sucks.

    The WR from Carroll sucks too, but at least he's 6-3 6-1.5.

    Also, don't get me started on my nights at the Cheesecake Factory in Southlake! Woof!
  • LoneStarDawgLoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,601 Founders Club

    If you actually are a Dawg fan (I have your name processed as a Boise State fan because it basically says Bronco and who the fuck needs an acronym here?) go up to Lucas and do a Pakastani-style acid attack on this new kid, he sucks.

    The WR from Carroll sucks too, but at least he's 6-3 6-1.5.

    Also, don't get me started on my nights at the Cheesecake Factory in Southlake! Woof!

    hurtful
  • DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,676 Founders Club

    If you actually are a Dawg fan (I have your name processed as a Boise State fan because it basically says Bronco and who the fuck needs an acronym here?) go up to Lucas and do a Pakastani-style acid attack on this new kid, he sucks.

    The WR from Carroll sucks too, but at least he's 6-3 6-1.5.

    Also, don't get me started on my nights at the Cheesecake Factory in Southlake! Woof!

    I'd say angry, black, and gay is no way to go through life son, but you need to never change. True LOL.
  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    brchco12 said:

    If you actually are a Dawg fan (I have your name processed as a Boise State fan because it basically says Bronco and who the fuck needs an acronym here?) go up to Lucas and do a Pakastani-style acid attack on this new kid, he sucks.

    The WR from Carroll sucks too, but at least he's 6-3 6-1.5.

    Also, don't get me started on my nights at the Cheesecake Factory in Southlake! Woof!

    hurtful
    To be even more hurtful, you have a weak avatar man. Get a Gilby at least? Your name is Broncho and you have half a fucking gun? What is this shit? Amateur hour?

    I've got my whole persona down tight. At least put a rainbow on that shit or something.

    Anyway, I'm serious... where are you, you've got to be in Richardson or Addison, Plan or Allen or some shit, right? Lucas isn't that far. Do your duty.
  • WilburHooksHandsWilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804
    edited July 2015

    name is Broncho and you have half a fucking gun?

    How many blunts in do you have to be before "brchco" spells "bronco?"

    edit: to be fair, how many blunts in do you have to be to have something with 5 fucking consonants in a row as your handle? Only commies and krauts have words with more than 3.
  • DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,676 Founders Club
    edited July 2015

    name is Broncho and you have half a fucking gun?

    How many blunts in do you have to be before "brchco" spells "bronco?"

    Going to have to side with DeYoung on this one. I'm pretty lazy and gloss over half the names and avatars. He's been Bronco12 for me too. Also, the images i think of for 81% of the board are completely different from what they actually are if I'm on the profile page.

    Edit: DJ why are the avatars so small?
  • whlinderwhlinder Member Posts: 5,110 Standard Supporter
    edited July 2015
    brchco12 said:

    So i had rotorooter out to clear a clog in my home's sewage pipes. The technician forgot his ladder at my house and the supervisor came by to pick it up. He saw my UW flag and asked if I was a Dawg, said yessir and that I grew up in Vancouver WA. He said he grew up in the bay area. Since he was a huge black man and went to UW from the bay area I profiled him and went out on a limb by asking if he played football. He did 1980-84, his name is Vince Albritton, said he was buddies with Jacque Robinson since they were both Oakland boys. Stalked him afterwards and played safety at UW then for the Cowboys here in Dallas for 5 years.

    image

    i know, i know, cool story bro

    CSB

    So this prompted me to google him, cause usually if a guy spent a few years in the NFC East I have a faint memory of him. NFL Career stats: http://www.nfl.com/player/vincealbritton/2499375/profile

    1 Career INT.

    It came in this game:
    http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/198911050was.htm

    Cowboys 13, Redskins 3 @ RFK in 1989. Jimmy Johnson's first career win, Dallas' only win that season. And the first NFL game that my two Dads ever took me to. CSB


  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Doogles said:

    name is Broncho and you have half a fucking gun?

    How many blunts in do you have to be before "brchco" spells "bronco?"

    Going to have to side with DeYoung on this one. I'm pretty lazy and gloss over half the names and avatars. He's been Bronco12 for me too. Also, the images i think of for 81% of the board are completely different from what they actually are if I'm on the profile page.

    Edit: DJ why are the sigs so small?
  • LoneStarDawgLoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,601 Founders Club
    edited July 2015
    I didn't realize the depth of everyone's illiteracy

    BTW where the fuck is lucas?
  • bananasnblondesbananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,432
    One time at the Mariners game I started talking to a guy and it was Bucky Jacobsen
  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    brchco12 said:

    I didn't realize the depth of everyone's illiteracy

    BTW where the fuck is lucas?

    lmgtfy.com/?q=Lucas%2C+TX

    Also, be a man and take your new avatar.
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