You're drunk and have probably already fucked it up by now. But for future reference, don't bring up the threesome. Every dumb fuck guy she's ever known has tried that.
You'll overestimate how clever you are and think you can make it funny but real. You'll sound like a dumbass. Just like every other dumb ass before you.
If you want a threesome so bad then pay for it. Stop bothering this poor girl.
Here's a cool story, bro. My buddy has a 22 year old daughter, who already has a child. She's smoking hot, tig ole bitties, a hair chunky but nothing a few weeks in the gym wouldn't fix. She's living with this lesbian who's kinda converting her, which bothers the shit out of my buddy. He's not into gay people in any way. He's been telling me for a year that her friend is ugly, saying he'd be fine if she was with a hot lesbian, so I'd been picturing something like what CFetters posted. I finally met her last weekend and she's actually pretty hot herself. She was wearing boy shorts and a dudes button up shirt. But shit, put a dress on her and she be hot.
But how does he deal with you sucking on his cock?
Can someone post this exact same OP on Doogman, asking the LPT for dating advice?
I would if I wasn't completely ban hammered. Smugglers cove is overrated, pretentious tiki bar that takes itself too seriously. Decent enough, but no way is that a top 100 bar in the world. 15 bucks a cocktail, get the fuck out.
Got a little sloppy and failed to seal the deal post make out. She wants to meet up again, so that's working for me. Then again I paid for everything so that is probably playing a role as well.
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Got a little sloppy and failed to seal the deal post make out. She wants to meet up again, so that's working for me. Then again I paid for everything so that is probably playing a role as well.