Drunken Cry for help: About to go on a date with a former lesbian

The title says it all. I just passed out for 3 hours in my local bars parking lot, skipped over to ross and bought a serviceable button up, and am about to meet a girl who used to munch rug for a living at smugglers cove (which is one of the top 100 bars in the world according to some hype mag). I'm still blasted from the day. How do I swindle a 3some while only able to articulate 2 syllable words MAX?

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PurpleJ

So which of these hotties looks the most like your date?

NTD, BB

ThomasFremont

You're drunk and have probably already fucked it up by now. But for future reference, don't bring up the threesome. Every dumb fuck guy she's ever known has tried that.

You'll overestimate how clever you are and think you can make it funny but real. You'll sound like a dumbass. Just like every other dumb ass before you.

If you want a threesome so bad then pay for it. Stop bothering this poor girl.
Don't listen to APAG. ~~Ask~~ force her anyways.

pawz

Here's a cool story, bro. My buddy has a 22 year old daughter, who already has a child. She's smoking hot, tig ole bitties, a hair chunky but nothing a few weeks in the gym wouldn't fix. She's living with this lesbian who's kinda converting her, which bothers the shit out of my buddy. He's not into gay people in any way. He's been telling me for a year that her friend is ugly, saying he'd be fine if she was with a hot lesbian, so I'd been picturing something like what CFetters posted. I finally met her last weekend and she's actually pretty hot herself. She was wearing boy shorts and a dudes button up shirt. But shit, put a dress on her and she be hot.

But how does he deal with you sucking on his cock?

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Someone keeps score in this shithole?!?

Who knew?

Yes

Internet popularity contests rule!

PurpleThrobber

Someone keeps score in this shithole?!?

Who knew?
Yes

Internet popularity contests rule!

Go Cuogs!

whatshouldicareabout

Can someone post this exact same OP on Doogman, asking the LPT for dating advice?

Doogles

Can someone post this exact same OP on Doogman, asking the LPT for dating advice?

I would if I wasn't completely ban hammered. Smugglers cove is overrated, pretentious tiki bar that takes itself too seriously. Decent enough, but no way is that a top 100 bar in the world. 15 bucks a cocktail, get the fuck out.

Got a little sloppy and failed to seal the deal post make out. She wants to meet up again, so that's working for me. Then again I paid for everything so that is probably playing a role as well.