Drunken Cry for help: About to go on a date with a former lesbian
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Well, did you bang her?
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So which of these hotties looks the most like your date?
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Forgot one
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You of all people should not need to be told to grow the hell up and learn the difference between the internets and real lifeTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Huh?RaceBannon said:Rules for life
The less you say the smarter people think you are
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Here's a cool story, bro. My buddy has a 22 year old daughter, who already has a child. She's smoking hot, tig ole bitties, a hair chunky but nothing a few weeks in the gym wouldn't fix. She's living with this lesbian who's kinda converting her, which bothers the shit out of my buddy. He's not into gay people in any way. He's been telling me for a year that her friend is ugly, saying he'd be fine if she was with a hot lesbian, so I'd been picturing something like what CFetters posted. I finally met her last weekend and she's actually pretty hot herself. She was wearing boy shorts and a dudes button up shirt. But shit, put a dress on her and she be hot.
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Someone keeps score in this shithole?!?
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Didn't forget it, just didn't wanna share it.GrundleStiltzkin said:Forgot one
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That story fucking sucked. Nice pictures too asshole.2001400ex said:Here's a cool story, bro. My buddy has a 22 year old daughter, who already has a child. She's smoking hot, tig ole bitties, a hair chunky but nothing a few weeks in the gym wouldn't fix. She's living with this lesbian who's kinda converting her, which bothers the shit out of my buddy. He's not into gay people in any way. He's been telling me for a year that her friend is ugly, saying he'd be fine if she was with a hot lesbian, so I'd been picturing something like what CFetters posted. I finally met her last weekend and she's actually pretty hot herself. She was wearing boy shorts and a dudes button up shirt. But shit, put a dress on her and she be hot.
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Don't listen to APAG. Ask her anyways.allpurpleallgold said:You're drunk and have probably already fucked it up by now. But for future reference, don't bring up the threesome. Every dumb fuck guy she's ever known has tried that.
You'll overestimate how clever you are and think you can make it funny but real. You'll sound like a dumbass. Just like every other dumb ass before you.
If you want a threesome so bad then pay for it. Stop bothering this poor girl.
