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Drunken Cry for help: About to go on a date with a former lesbian

Doogles
Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,867 Founders Club
edited July 2015 in Tug Tavern
The title says it all. I just passed out for 3 hours in my local bars parking lot, skipped over to ross and bought a serviceable button up, and am about to meet a girl who used to munch rug for a living at smugglers cove (which is one of the top 100 bars in the world according to some hype mag). I'm still blasted from the day. How do I swindle a 3some while only able to articulate 2 syllable words MAX?
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  • Dick_B
    Dick_B Member Posts: 1,301
    RaceBannon said:

    Rules for life

    The less you say the smarter people think you are

    which explains your rep........
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Doogles said:

    The title says it all. I just passed out for 3 hours in my local bars parking lot, skipped over to ross and bought a serviceable button up, and am about to meet a girl who used to munch rug for a living at smugglers cove (which is one of the top 100 bars in the world according to some hype mag). I'm still blasted from the day. How do I swindle a 3some while only able to articulate 2 syllable words MAX?

    Flagged because I don't have the authority to delete this bullshit post that does not include pictures.
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  • Fenwick
    Fenwick Member Posts: 1,175
    For me it was the best lay I ever had. For you I have severe doubts.
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  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
    edited July 2015
    image

    Applies to 81% of Doogles posts.
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,611 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited July 2015
    Doogles said:

    The title says it all. I just passed out for 3 hours in my local bars parking lot, skipped over to ross and bought a serviceable button up, and am about to meet a girl who used to munch rug for a living at smugglers cove (which is one of the top 100 bars in the world according to some hype mag). I'm still blasted from the day. How do I swindle a 3some while only able to articulate 2 syllable words MAX?

    I'll take this at face value and say get some blow. Don't get a ball and crack out, just get a gram and take a few bumps as needed to sober you up.
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