No more bananas for blondes...


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Kim is Starbucks behavior superiority guy.
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I'd like to know what Kimmy's $75K Starbucks drink order is.
Double grande half-caff skim soy chai latte with extra foam, splash of Irish cream syrup, with a sprinkle of nutmeg, extra hot... oh yeah, and a banana please. -
Dutch Bros>Starbucks
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Anything is better than Starbucks. I will not set foot into any of their stores.HuskyJW said:Dutch Bros>Starbucks
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I do like their Frappucino's though. Not kidding.PurpleBaze said:
Anything is better than Starbucks. I will not set foot into any of their stores.HuskyJW said:Dutch Bros>Starbucks
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I drink black coffee. If I'm feeling indulgent, I'll put some half & half in it. Peet's, Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf, Cafe Vita, Diva Espresso, and Dilletante. Basically, fuck Starbucks Coffee!HuskyJW said:
I do like their Frappucino's though. Not kidding.PurpleBaze said:
Anything is better than Starbucks. I will not set foot into any of their stores.HuskyJW said:Dutch Bros>Starbucks
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FTFYPurpleBaze said:I'd like to know what Kimmy's $75K Starbucks drink order is.
Double grande half-caff skim soy chai latte with extra foam, splash ofIrish cream syrupsemen, with a sprinkle of nutmeg, extra hot... oh yeah, and a banana please.
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One tall (like Kim) cum chai latte cummin right up!
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And for the record. I like black coffee, or coffee with milk if said coffee is too fuckin hot.
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Extra cum and extra hot...PurpleJ said:One tall (like Kim) cum chai latte cummin right up!
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Plain 'ole drip coffee is what real men drink. All the fancy drinks are for hipsters, gaybobs, and girls.PurpleJ said:And for the record. I like black coffee, or coffee with milk if said coffee is too fuckin hot.
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Agreed ... I don't like hot coffee but do like coffee ice cream and milkshakes ... have about 5 caramel frappucino's a yearHuskyJW said:
I do like their Frappucino's though. Not kidding.PurpleBaze said:
Anything is better than Starbucks. I will not set foot into any of their stores.HuskyJW said:Dutch Bros>Starbucks
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HuskyJW said:
I do like their Frappucino's though. Not kidding.PurpleBaze said:
Anything is better than Starbucks. I will not set foot into any of their stores.HuskyJW said:Dutch Bros>Starbucks
Good Christ. I don't know how we're going to do it but this thread needs to un-gay itself really quick or it's going to make Lemon Party look tame.Tequilla said:
Agreed ... I don't like hot coffee but do like coffee ice cream and milkshakes ... have about 5 caramel frappucino's a yearHuskyJW said:
I do like their Frappucino's though. Not kidding.PurpleBaze said:
Anything is better than Starbucks. I will not set foot into any of their stores.HuskyJW said:Dutch Bros>Starbucks
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No shit!CheersWestDawg said:HuskyJW said:
I do like their Frappucino's though. Not kidding.PurpleBaze said:
Anything is better than Starbucks. I will not set foot into any of their stores.HuskyJW said:Dutch Bros>Starbucks
Good Christ. I don't know how we're going to do it but this thread needs to un-gay itself really quick or it's going to make Lemon Party look tame.Tequilla said:
Agreed ... I don't like hot coffee but do like coffee ice cream and milkshakes ... have about 5 caramel frappucino's a yearHuskyJW said:
I do like their Frappucino's though. Not kidding.PurpleBaze said:
Anything is better than Starbucks. I will not set foot into any of their stores.HuskyJW said:Dutch Bros>Starbucks
Tequilla's drink choice doesn't surprise me. But, I am a bit disappointed in HuskyJW. I thought he had a little more testosterone in him. -
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They're all the same and they are all packin the HIV or the groin acne. I hand baristas' latex gloves when they make my my double - short, 1 raw, dry cap. Sometimes I require 2 gloves per hand for the baristas with semen on their thread from the 'slow' periods. (They pass it off as steamed milk. BULLSHIT!) 160° milk looks a lot different than the sticky.CheersWestDawg said:HuskyJW said:
I do like their Frappucino's though. Not kidding.PurpleBaze said:
Anything is better than Starbucks. I will not set foot into any of their stores.HuskyJW said:Dutch Bros>Starbucks
Good Christ. I don't know how we're going to do it but this thread needs to un-gay itself really quick or it's going to make Lemon Party look tame.Tequilla said:
Agreed ... I don't like hot coffee but do like coffee ice cream and milkshakes ... have about 5 caramel frappucino's a yearHuskyJW said:
I do like their Frappucino's though. Not kidding.PurpleBaze said:
Anything is better than Starbucks. I will not set foot into any of their stores.HuskyJW said:Dutch Bros>Starbucks
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did he say it to her face.... or just post it anonymously in a far corner of the internet where the large tatted up woman with a dog wouldn't see it and therefore beat the shit out of him?
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This stuff is very effective if you want to induce vomiting.RaceBannon said: -
Just a pinch between your cheek & gumPurpleBaze said:
This stuff is very effective if you want to induce vomiting.RaceBannon said: -
WJW racebag. Use real beans and learn to operate a French press.RaceBannon said:
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Are you fat?HuskyJW said:
I do like their Frappucino's though. Not kidding.PurpleBaze said:
Anything is better than Starbucks. I will not set foot into any of their stores.HuskyJW said:Dutch Bros>Starbucks
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I spoon Folger 1 spoon nestle quick and 2 spoon sugar with almond milk.
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Jesus. It's worse than I thought!RaceBannon said:I spoon Folger 1 spoon nestle quick and 2 spoon sugar with almond milk.
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When I lived in Seattle I was like "FUCK STARFUCKS!!! LOL!!!11!! I ONLY GO TO VIVACE!!!" Now I live in the middle of fucking nowhere and cry for joy when I see one. It's a sign of a civilized world in the vast expanse of fucking Golden Corrals and Cici's Pizzas.
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Man's brewPurpleJ said:
Jesus. It's worse than I thought!RaceBannon said:I spoon Folger 1 spoon nestle quick and 2 spoon sugar with almond milk.
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Tequilla said:
Agreed ... I don't like hot coffee but do like coffee ice cream and milkshakes ... have about 5 caramel frappucino's a yearHuskyJW said:
I do like their Frappucino's though. Not kidding.PurpleBaze said:
Anything is better than Starbucks. I will not set foot into any of their stores.HuskyJW said:Dutch Bros>Starbucks
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No. Man's brew is black coffee with 2 spoons of pure cocaine and 2 shots of Jameson.RaceBannon said:
Man's brewPurpleJ said:
Jesus. It's worse than I thought!RaceBannon said:I spoon Folger 1 spoon nestle quick and 2 spoon sugar with almond milk.
HTH
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I prefer French Press made by a French Maid:
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I can't stand Kim but he's right in this case. People who bring their pets (not service dogs) into coffee shops, grocery stores, book stores, the office etc. need to DIAF.
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Service dog is an awesome scam in California. You can get status for your dog online. You don't need a doctor or anything. Just say he makes you less anxious.
Forget about going to a store, once you have status you can rent an apartment with a 110 pound pitbull as long as it is a service dog. Size restrictions don't matter at that point and you can file a claim if the landlord even asks.