So I Was At a Golf Tournament
And to anybody that could care less (everybody besides @GolfNews), fuck off.
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Cool story, bro... and I _couldn't_ care less about golf.
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What's the over/under on Tequilas REAL handicap? It's definitely not 5.
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How brown were the greens?
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People who talk about themselves in the third person have issues. They are also apt to be overly verbose in their communications and likely have beastiality tendencies. I'm sure there are outliers, but as a rule.....
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Need a little more shit like this on the boards. Personalize it a bit.
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@Auburndawg!!!!!!!! True????HuskyInAZ said:People who talk about themselves in the third person have issues. They are also apt to be overly verbose in their communications and likely have beastiality tendencies. I'm sure there are outliers, but as a rule.....
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So, tell me more about this local men's club.Tequilla said:Team Tequilla was at a golf tournament this weekend at his local men's club this weekend playing in a 2 man best ball tournament. I sucked for most of the day but Team Tequilla still managed to finish 4th (which actually somehow paid money instead of orange slices), clean up 2 of the 4 KPs, and win 2 skins to make for a nice profitable day. Not too bad of a day for being a fucking hack on the course ...
And to anybody that could care less (everybody besides @GolfNews), fuck off.
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And the 2 old men he was playing "best ball" with...PurpleBaze said:
So, tell me more about this local men's club.Tequilla said:Team Tequilla was at a golf tournament this weekend at his local men's club this weekend playing in a 2 man best ball tournament. I sucked for most of the day but Team Tequilla still managed to finish 4th (which actually somehow paid money instead of orange slices), clean up 2 of the 4 KPs, and win 2 skins to make for a nice profitable day. Not too bad of a day for being a fucking hack on the course ...
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Pics of the bev cart girl's tits or GTFO.
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Golf is awful.
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There are a lot of people here that can't take an obvious low tweak on this bored ... fucking terrible.
And for the 3rd person commentary ... Team Tequilla = my Uncle and I ...
The greens weren't brown ... but there was some broccoli in them ...
I don't remember seeing the beverage cart ... I play at a serious golf club ...
That being said, the beverage carts that I saw during my 2 rounds at Oki courses were solid C+'s to B-'s ...
Which reminds me, I need to go to Oki's customer service and rip them a new one for their stupidity ... I'm not sure anybody hates Oki more than I do. -
Tequilla said:
There are a lot of people here that can't take an obvious low tweak on this bored ... fucking terrible.
And for the 3rd person commentary ... Team Tequilla = my Uncle and I ...
The greens weren't brown ... but there was some broccoli in them ...
I don't remember seeing the beverage cart ... I play at a serious golf club ...
That being said, the beverage carts that I saw during my 2 rounds at Oki courses were solid C+'s to B-'s ...
Which reminds me, I need to go to Oki's customer service and rip them a new one for their stupidity ... I'm not sure anybody hates Oki more than I do.
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Did you wear sweatpants?
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I like personal stories. But not about golf, soccer, jazz bars or day trading. See @RoadDawg55 and his recent outing for tips on how to make me not want to jab my eyes out when reading them. Tits, ass, road trips, fishing, bars, Jeep jams, etc. TIA
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Too classy for the courseDerekJohnson said:Did you wear sweatpants?
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Do u think they would make Steve balmer change his sweatpants?Tequilla said:
Too classy for the courseDerekJohnson said:Did you wear sweatpants?
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Who had the best balls?
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If you belong to a "series golf club" do the world a favor and die in a fire. No beverage cart girl. Jesus.
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Not sure what Tequilla is talking about. Beverage cart girls exist at "serious" golf clubs.allpurpleallgold said:If you belong to a "series golf club" do the world a favor and die in a fire. No beverage cart girl. Jesus.
