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Changing my identity

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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855
    Swaye said:

    Southerndawg said:

    HuskyJW said:

    I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

    I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?

    Self identifying as a 25 year old Asian Woman will only get you loans and grants for a start up massage parlor that specializes in happy endings or a scholarship to UC Berkeley. If you want the big kit, self identify as a 65 year old "African American"/ "Native American" mix who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads.
    I am halfway there I see.
    The "Native American" who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads half?
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,468
    AZDuck said:

    DerekJohnson said:

    PurpleJ said:

    What a special day to be a Rush Limbaugh dick sucking conservative that posts here. This just confirms (in your minds) all of the drivel that you guys suck out of his ass.

    I hear there's a new post up on Dawgboard.
    https://youtu.be/YxzxmQykQ4s
    "Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

    Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him?

    Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Reagan, Quayle and Bush just … [pee noise]

    Just standing around pissing on him, and his piggly-wiggly dick can't get hard.

    So they call in Barbara Bush …    "

    Bill Hicks speaks for me
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    Swaye said:

    Southerndawg said:

    HuskyJW said:

    I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

    I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?

    Self identifying as a 25 year old Asian Woman will only get you loans and grants for a start up massage parlor that specializes in happy endings or a scholarship to UC Berkeley. If you want the big kit, self identify as a 65 year old "African American"/ "Native American" mix who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads.
    I am halfway there I see.
    The "Native American" who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads half?
    Try as I might, I can't get anything past you.
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