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Changing my identity

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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 70,081 Founders Club
    2001400ex said:

    PurpleJ said:

    What a special day to be a Rush Limbaugh dick sucking conservative that posts here. This just confirms (in your minds) all of the drivel that you guys suck out of his ass.

    I hear there's a new post up on Dawgboard.
    Pressing.
    Au contraire. PurpleJ has publicly stated he doesn't like the direction this board is taking.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778

    2001400ex said:

    PurpleJ said:

    What a special day to be a Rush Limbaugh dick sucking conservative that posts here. This just confirms (in your minds) all of the drivel that you guys suck out of his ass.

    I hear there's a new post up on Dawgboard.
    Pressing.
    Au contraire. PurpleJ has publicly stated he doesn't like the direction this board is taking.
    I said I wasn't sure I liked it. Stop twisting.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    HuskyJW said:

    I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

    I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?

    Paging @Meek
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,778 Standard Supporter

    Now by "go fuck yourself," I mean to say that most opportunities for 25 year-old Asian women involve 40 year-old blue eyed white guys.

    Go fuck yourself.

    In defense of fucking and Asian women:

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=EOl--Vkj6Rs
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    HuskyJW said:

    I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

    I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?

    Self identifying as a 25 year old Asian Woman will only get you loans and grants for a start up massage parlor that specializes in happy endings or a scholarship to UC Berkeley. If you want the big kit, self identify as a 65 year old "African American"/ "Native American" mix who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads.
    That's some serious FREE PUB! for @RaceBannon.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855

    HuskyJW said:

    I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

    I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?

    Self identifying as a 25 year old Asian Woman will only get you loans and grants for a start up massage parlor that specializes in happy endings or a scholarship to UC Berkeley. If you want the big kit, self identify as a 65 year old "African American"/ "Native American" mix who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads.
    quads?
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    HuskyJW said:

    I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

    I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?

    You went from Splooge to his daughter?
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club

    HuskyJW said:

    I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

    I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?

    Self identifying as a 25 year old Asian Woman will only get you loans and grants for a start up massage parlor that specializes in happy endings or a scholarship to UC Berkeley. If you want the big kit, self identify as a 65 year old "African American"/ "Native American" mix who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads.
    I am halfway there I see.