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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,750 Founders Club
    CaptainPJ said:

    dnc said:

    I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

    Seems reasonable - I'm down.

    What say you, @Swaye?
    I sexually identified as an attack chopper before it was cool.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,750 Founders Club
    Dardanus said:

    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

    I laffed.
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  • Dardanus
    Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623
    Swaye said:

    CaptainPJ said:

    dnc said:

    I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

    Seems reasonable - I'm down.

    What say you, @Swaye?
    I sexually identified as an attack chopper before it was cool.
    Hipster
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