classification of facebook posts
2) association with fame (some picture or other with the poster standing next to a famous person, even if the famous person is way off in the distance, any sort of association with fame at all)
3) thinly veiled wealth bragging (wants opinions on extensive home remodel, eg, or laments that he is disorganized due to scheduling too many exotic vacations)
4) bragging about kids
5) bragging about kids
6) complaining about high tax rates (translation: you might as well say you are wealthy)
others?
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But why is friending @thechatch on facebook a bad idea?
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7) food pr0n
8) lamenting the high cost of season tickets because your team is good now
9) beer snobbery
10) memes -
Having a Facebook account
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Whoa whoa whoa.AZDuck said:7) food pr0n
8) lamenting the high cost of season tickets because your team is good now
9) beer snobbery
10) memes
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http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/07/7-ways-to-be-insufferable-on-facebook.html
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7) Showing pictures of your homemade food thinking you all of a sudden are an Emeril prodigy.
8) Selfies with no texts - Need I say more -
The worstgreenblood said:7) Showing pictures of your homemade food thinking you all of a sudden are an Emeril prodigy.
8) Selfies with notextstits- Need I say more -
One obvious miss: Motivational quotes or memes.
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Wait...I thought Facebook was for cheating on your spouse and/or looking for underage kids?
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Unsolicited Osar acceptance speeches:
"I just want to say how thankful I am for all of you who have touched my life. Your support means everything and I couldn’t have gotten through a lot of things in the last year without you!" and others like it -
I hate those "here's to the love of my life such and such"
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People who break up and then write a ton of cryptic posts over a short time span "Never trust those who stab you in the back. Take out the knife and show them you seen hurt" and other stupid shit like that.
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People who write cryptic and/or passive aggressive shit in general.CuntWaffle said:People who break up and then write a ton of cryptic posts over a short time span "Never trust those who stab you in the back. Take out the knife and show them you seen hurt" and other stupid shit like that.
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@purpledawgfan, and @Tequilla!!?dnc said:
People who write cryptic and/or passive aggressive shit in general.CuntWaffle said:People who break up and then write a ton of cryptic posts over a short time span "Never trust those who stab you in the back. Take out the knife and show them you seen hurt" and other stupid shit like that.
FTP
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How the FUCK did you leave out 12s douchebaggery?ApostleofGrief said:1) bragging about kids
2) association with fame (some picture or other with the poster standing next to a famous person, even if the famous person is way off in the distance, any sort of association with fame at all)
3) thinly veiled wealth bragging (wants opinions on extensive home remodel, eg, or laments that he is disorganized due to scheduling too many exotic vacations)
4) bragging about kids
5) bragging about kids
6) complaining about high tax rates (translation: you might as well say you are wealthy)
others?
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Typical fb post: "Worst day ever!!1!"dnc said:
People who write cryptic and/or passive aggressive shit in general.CuntWaffle said:People who break up and then write a ton of cryptic posts over a short time span "Never trust those who stab you in the back. Take out the knife and show them you seen hurt" and other stupid shit like that.
FTP
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ApostleofGrief said:
1) bragging about kids
2) association with fame (some picture or other with the poster standing next to a famous person, even if the famous person is way off in the distance, any sort of association with fame at all)
3) thinly veiled wealth bragging (wants opinions on extensive home remodel, eg, or laments that he is disorganized due to scheduling too many exotic vacations)
4) bragging about kids
5) bragging about kids
6) complaining about high tax rates (translation: you might as well say you are wealthy)
others?
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as pointed out above I neglected to mention the 12s. I guess I forgot in the offseason. I think the people that were posting the 12s crap are mostly the people who have resorted to endless bragging about their kids.
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Needs more dumb pet photos.ApostleofGrief said:1) bragging about kids
2) association with fame (some picture or other with the poster standing next to a famous person, even if the famous person is way off in the distance, any sort of association with fame at all)
3) thinly veiled wealth bragging (wants opinions on extensive home remodel, eg, or laments that he is disorganized due to scheduling too many exotic vacations)
4) bragging about kids
5) bragging about kids
6) complaining about high tax rates (translation: you might as well say you are wealthy)
others? -
Facebook was fun during last year's super bowl run.
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Just got done with CrossFit! Im already dreading how sore my legs will be tomorrow! #Crossfit #Crossfitgirl #healthylifestyle
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Facebook is infested badly with 12s in December and January. Also, Canuck fans were really annoying when they were getting past the first round.
I hate the trophy housewives with brain atrophy who tag their husbands whenever baby precious takes a shit in the diaper, even when he's thousands of miles away on "business." NOGAF -
FYI, Facebook is giving all of your personal info to the NSA.
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another common annoyance is the poster who grieves over the death of some celebrity. LIke the celebrity would ever give a flying fuck about the griever! Also, people who celebrate the events of the royal family, or affect some kind of association with the U.K.
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@MikeDamone (RIP)!!!! True???ApostleofGrief said:another common annoyance is the poster who grieves over the death of some celebrity. LIke the celebrity would ever give a flying fuck about the griever! Also, people who celebrate the events of the royal family, or affect some kind of association with the U.K.
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FB just isn't the same since they removed /FatPeopleHate/
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My particular faves:
A mother's post on their preteen kids Bday about how great their Kid is and how much they love them, which said preteen will never see because they don't have a fucking facebook account yet.
The "I'm not perfect, I've made mistakes but you need to accept me as I am" meme du jour.
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Everybody does it.ThomasFremont said:FYI, Facebook is giving all of your personal info to the NSA.
