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topdawgnc
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As a parent and a father figure.
My kid, who I have successfully signed up for hockey ... really wants to play soccer.
I'm out of town and he told my old lady ... I really want to play soccer, but dad says I can't.
Fuck.
If the kid wants to do something besides play XBox ... how the fuck can I stop him.
Jesus ... time to drink.
My kid, who I have successfully signed up for hockey ... really wants to play soccer.
I'm out of town and he told my old lady ... I really want to play soccer, but dad says I can't.
Fuck.
If the kid wants to do something besides play XBox ... how the fuck can I stop him.
Jesus ... time to drink.
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T's and P's
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It's not the worst thing in the world ...
As for hockey, blame Tom Hicks -
You should thank his other dad for telling him he can't play soccer.
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It could be worse. Cheer squad?
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Now more than ever, the world needs a Dear Sven column.
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HuskyInAZ said:
It could be worse. Cheer squad?
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How did you expect it to turn out any other way?
Did you take him out hunting and teach him how to kill animals and eat them?
Do you take him fishing and teach him how to kill fish and eat them?
Did you teach him how to work on cars and motorcycles and yell "FUCK!!" every time something didn't go your way?
Did you teach him how to run a chainsaw, and how to drop a tree in close proximity to your house?
Did you watch old episodes of NFL Films with him and tell him how cool it is to be a badass motherfucker who destroys people on the field?
And yet you expected him not to play soccer....................
You poor dumb bastard.. You'll be lucky if he isn't bringing home his boyfriend next week.
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If we're going to bash the Spirit Squad I'm out
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Would you rather him play soccer or play soccer on the Xbox?
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is there a difference?
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The Titans new QB sez soccer gave him his foundation for football. Burn that xbox or your kid will get calluses. You want that?
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Your kid is begging you to play the most popular sport in the world...so instead of supporting him you sign him up for something you like?
I'm going out on a limb and say the "old lady" isn't his mom and this is your 2nd go around on this.
Don't be a Cheswick. -
He should play soccer and football. Best combination of sports. As much as I like hockey, I don't know what the fuck you are thinking playing hockey in Texas.
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Hockey. in Texas is fucked up. If your kid sucks, he'll get his ass kicked, probably broken bones and blame losing out on the prom queen to his missing tooth rather than the fact he's not tuff. If he's any good, he's on to Canada.
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The kids in Canada can turn their backyards into rinks all winter. Advantage: Canada.sarktastic said:Hockey. in Texas is fucked up. If your kid sucks, he'll get his ass kicked, probably broken bones and blame losing out on the prom queen to his missing tooth rather than the fact he's not tuff. If he's any good, he's on to Canada.
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There's a huge grassroots hockey community in Texas ... lots of good youth players are coming out of that area in the last few years including Seth Jones
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PurpleJ said:
The kids in Canada can turn their backyards into rinks allsarktastic said:Hockey. in Texas is fucked up. If your kid sucks, he'll get his ass kicked, probably broken bones and blame losing out on the prom queen to his missing tooth rather than the fact he's not tuff. If he's any good, he's on to Canada.
winteryear. Advantage: PoutineCanada. -
Here's the dealio.PurpleJ said:He should play soccer and football. Best combination of sports. As much as I like hockey, I don't know what the fuck you are thinking playing hockey in Texas.
I could sit in the hot Texas sun and watch him play baseball. Or I could sit in a cool arena and watch him learn the skill of hockey. Really not a hard choice. And we have, here in the North 'burbs have a big hockey community supported by the Stars. So he gets good coaching.
And to my friend @dflea we fish, we cuss, we blow shit up, sometimes you do all you can do as a parent and they go astray.
Now ... for all y'all who's only children are dead on your stained sweat pants ... kindly fuck off. -
Bingo ... if there's one thing that the Stars do right in Texas it is how much support they have in the grassroo/junior level of soccer with all of the StarsCenters that they have.
And Toppy's 100% right, having sat through watching my brothers play their fair share of baseball growing up in the summer, those days sitting out in the sun getting killed by 100 degree weather watching youth baseball is beyond painful. -
I was just funnin' you, toppy. Don't give the kid a hard time about playing soccer. Just tell him to play it like a bad motherfucker would.
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Speaking of soccer ... been a good last week for the US National Team.
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Tequilla said:
Speaking of soccer ... been a good last week for the US National Team.
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It's not over for your son yet, teach him the right way to play soccer and everything will be alright:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FdvAFCeOsGU -
All I can add to this thread is that google video search "Soccer MILFs" returns some quality work.
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PurpleThrobber said:
All I can add to this thread is that google video search "Soccer MILFs" returns some quality work.
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What tournament did we win?Tequilla said:Speaking of soccer ... been a good last week for the US National Team.
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You're not being very friendly svenTierbsHsotBoobs said:
What tournament did we win?Tequilla said:Speaking of soccer ... been a good last week for the US National Team.
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I'll say this. Re: The Norse squad. Would gladly hit 7-8 at least.
