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Dardanus
Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623
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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,573 Founders Club
    Why isn't this thread pinned? Mods?
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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,731 Founders Club
    DerekJohnson said:

    Why isn't this thread pinned? Mods?

    DJ you should hold a hardcore husky creative writing competition. Winner gets to write the forward in your next money grab book.

    Between Dardanus, deyoung, and puppy on/off meds (I never know which is better) you could have some gold. I haven't even mentioned old ass race or Tequilla who will violate the word maximum guaranteed.
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  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986
    dnc said:

    I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

    Seems reasonable - I'm down.

    What say you, @Swaye?
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  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,328 Founders Club
    DerekJohnson said:

    Why isn't this thread pinned? Mods?

    Huh?
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  • RaccoonHarry
    RaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,161
    dnc said:

    I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

    There is no such thing
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,220
    You 2 gonna fuck?
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,334 Founders Club
    @dnc is the resident Maryland flag scarftard.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    CaptainPJ said:

    dnc said:

    I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

    Seems reasonable - I'm down.

    What say you, @Swaye?
    I sexually identified as an attack chopper before it was cool.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Dardanus said:

    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

    I laffed.
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  • Dardanus
    Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623
    Swaye said:

    CaptainPJ said:

    dnc said:

    I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

    Seems reasonable - I'm down.

    What say you, @Swaye?
    I sexually identified as an attack chopper before it was cool.
    Hipster
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