Atlanta Aquarium Vet terminated for having sex with a walrus
CHANNEL 28 NEWSWATCH
ATLANTA, GEORGIA- - - The Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta has sparked commotion this morning, by announcing laying off their chief veterinary, Dr. Monica Alvis, accused of having sexual encounters with one of the institution’s marine mammals.newswatch28.com/aquarium-employee-fired-for-sleeping-with-a-walrus/
According to public relations manager Audrey Delfoy, Dr. Alvis was caught in the act, by another employee last Friday, having complete sexual encounters with a 9-year-old male walrus.
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Was it because he's only 9 years old?
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Goo goo gajoob
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Was the walrus into it?
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The Onion can't touch this place.
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Didn't Catherine the Great of Russia do something like this? But with a horse?
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OZONE said:
Didn't Kenneth the Great of Enumclaw do something like this? But with a horse?
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TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Didn't Honcho the Great of Enumclaw do something like this? But with a horse?
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that was probably the funniest shit at the old HHB boreddnc said:TierbsHsotBoobs said:Didn't Honcho the Great of Enumclaw do something like this? But with a horse?
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Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
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Yes. I was just in St. Petersburg about a year ago and I brought this subject up at Catherine's Palace just outside of St. Petersburg. I thought the Russians were going to throw me in the Gulag.
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d2d said:
Yes. I was just in St. Petersburg about a year ago and I brought this subject up at Catherine's Palace just outside of St. Petersburg. I thought the Russians were going to throw me in the Gulag.
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Lobsters are horny creatures. Back in the day, I knew a guy that worked at Sea World (before it was known to be the heart of all evil). They had an old walrus that got put out to pasture (he no longer performed on his cues during the show he was in), so they put him in the pinneped exhibit in his own enclosure.
Mostly he swam around in circles on his back, whacking his giant walrus dong. Every now an again someone would buy some fish and dangle them over the enclosure (not knowing that walruses can spray water in a stream up to about 30') and he would spray them in the face with the nasty walrus-shit filled seawater. But, the walrus did this because he knew that the asshole human would drop the fish into the enclosure about 81% of the time when he sprayed them.
/coolstorybro
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TTIWWAZDuck said:Lobsters are horny creatures. Back in the day, I knew a guy that worked at Sea World (before it was known to be the heart of all evil). They had an old walrus that got put out to pasture (he no longer performed on his cues during the show he was in), so they put him in the pinneped exhibit in his own enclosure.
Mostly he swam around in circles on his back, whacking his giant walrus dong. Every now an again someone would buy some fish and dangle them over the enclosure (not knowing that walruses can spray water in a stream up to about 30') and he would spray them in the face with the nasty walrus-shit filled seawater. But, the walrus did this because he knew that the asshole human would drop the fish into the enclosure about 81% of the time when he sprayed them.
/coolstorybro
So yeah, walruses are horny, smart creatures.
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BRB, JO
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I hear that breaking up with giraffes causes a lot of stress....we should show some compassion for her through these delicate times.
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LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pdubya said:I hear that breaking up with giraffes causes a lot of stress....we should show some compassion for her through these delicate times.
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Nobody posted the surveillance video yet?
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Tunacam?sarktastic said:
Nobody posted the surveillance video yet?
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But how are lobsters horny?AZDuck said:Lobsters are horny creatures. Back in the day, I knew a guy that worked at Sea World (before it was known to be the heart of all evil). They had an old walrus that got put out to pasture (he no longer performed on his cues during the show he was in), so they put him in the pinneped exhibit in his own enclosure.
Mostly he swam around in circles on his back, whacking his giant walrus dong. Every now an again someone would buy some fish and dangle them over the enclosure (not knowing that walruses can spray water in a stream up to about 30') and he would spray them in the face with the nasty walrus-shit filled seawater. But, the walrus did this because he knew that the asshole human would drop the fish into the enclosure about 81% of the time when he sprayed them.
/coolstorybro
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I don't know how I mis-typed "lobsters" instead of walruses. I'll blame the drugs
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Duck.AZDuck said:I don't know how I mis-typed "lobsters" instead of walruses. I'll blame the drugs
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This explains everything...
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That might he the best video you ever posted here D2D.
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What I wouldn't give to be able to do that.
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You had it right.AZDuck said:I don't know how I mis-typed "lobsters" instead of walruses. I'll blame the drugs
salon.com/2004/09/18/lobster_2/
"Corson describes lobster life as an endless round of ruthless, ritualized violence and kinky, territorial sex practices that would make a porn star blush."
