Is Utah located in Polynesia?

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,251

  March 2015 edited March 2015

  It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.
  
  Just ask AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY.
  
  BTW, we should be thankful that Danny Shelton decided to go to UW instead of one of those schools in Utah.

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• RaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,161

  March 2015

  PurpleBaze said:

  It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.
  
  Just ask AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY.
  
  BTW, we should be thankful that Danny Shelton decided to go to UW instead of one of those schools in Utah.

  Or Oregon where he wanted to go before his mamma said stay home

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• sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208

  March 2015

  Is this what he told you or did you get that info from Kim?

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• PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 47,854

  March 2015

  PurpleBaze said:

  It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.
  
  

  Joseph Smith stuck his head in a bag of rocks and prophesied that large beefy islanders can't handle alcohol and would be perfect Mormons.
  
  
  
  

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• CPA_Dawg Member Posts: 29

  March 2015

  RaccoonHarry said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.
  
  Just ask AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY.
  
  BTW, we should be thankful that Danny Shelton decided to go to UW instead of one of those schools in Utah.

  Or Oregon where he wanted to go before his mamma said stay home

  Had big Danny went to Unike they may have a natty...his mamma knew best and Danny got the absolute most out of his time at UW on and off the field. That is one young man all Husky Nation can be proud of after his brother was killed. I marvel at that guy on and off the field!

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• skookum Member Posts: 447

  March 2015

  PurpleThrobber said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.
  
  

  Joseph Smith stuck his head in a bag of rocks and prophesied that large beefy islanders can't handle alcohol and would be perfect Mormons.true believers would have all the nineteen year old poontang they could handle
  
  
  
  

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• sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208

  March 2015

  Danny made the decision to stay and play at UW. He saw many benefits in doing so. He's been proven right.

  CPA_Dawg said:

  RaccoonHarry said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.
  
  Just ask AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY.
  
  BTW, we should be thankful that Danny Shelton decided to go to UW instead of one of those schools in Utah.

  Or Oregon where he wanted to go before his mamma said stay home

  Had big Danny went to Unike they may have a natty...his mamma knew best and Danny got the absolute most out of his time at UW on and off the field. That is one young man all Husky Nation can be proud of after his brother was killed. I marvel at that guy on and off the field!

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• PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 47,854

  March 2015

  skookum said:

  PurpleThrobber said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.
  
  

  Joseph Smith stuck his head in a bag of rocks and prophesied that large beefy islanders can't handle alcohol and would be perfect Mormons.true believers would have all the nineteen year old poontang they could handle
  
  
  
  

  Big Love upvote.
  
  

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• rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,373

  March 2015

  whatshouldicareabout said:

  Presenting Exhibit A:
  
  
  
  Based on the names of the players on their depth chart, I would argue yes.

  there are a metric fuckton of polys in west SLC.
  
  Kalani Sitake who used to be the DC at Utah had the poly pipeline full as fuck. However, Sitake hated Kyle Whittingham (there's some backstory there but this isn't the paybored, PM me your Discover card info an ill hook you up) so he bounced to whOregon (LOL!) State with Gary Anderson.
  
  Two Tings to that:
  
  1) OSU's roster will probably start looking like that. SLC has the hometown advantage but can get get those drive-in movie theater for a forehead types to Corvallis? OSU have a bagman?
  
  2) In 3 years it wont matter. Whittingham will be fired and Anderson will be the HC at Utah.

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• CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,033

  March 2015

  PurpleThrobber said:

  skookum said:

  PurpleThrobber said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.
  
  

  Joseph Smith stuck his head in a bag of rocks and prophesied that large beefy islanders can't handle alcohol and would be perfect Mormons.true believers would have all the nineteen year old poontang they could handle
  
  
  
  

  Big Love upvote.
  
  

  BRB, JO.
  
  
  Wait, she's 18 right?

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• AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381

  March 2015

  So much racist crap

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• rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,373

  March 2015

  CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

  
  
  
  Wait, she's 18 right?

  LDSDGAFHTH

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,251

  March 2015

  rodmansrage said:

  CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

  
  
  
  Wait, she's 18 right?

  LDSDGAFHTH

  No shit!
  
  Bring-em-Young!

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• sjd Member Posts: 270

  March 2015

  PurpleBaze said:

  rodmansrage said:

  CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

  
  
  
  Wait, she's 18 right?

  LDSDGAFHTH

  No shit!
  
  Bring-em-Young!

  Christ Moroni!

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• unfrozencaveman Member Posts: 2,303

  March 2015

  BYU - Laie. That just meant there was more beer left for the rest of us
  
  

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• CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,033

  March 2015

  whatshouldicareabout said:

  Presenting Exhibit A:
  
  
  
  Based on the names of the players on their depth chart, I would argue yes.

  I don't know how anyone missed this but the #1 punt returner is Boobie Hobbs. With a name like Boobie, that guy is a natural fit for HH.

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• ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904

  March 2015

  very predictable socioeconomic preferences in college football (aka "racism")
  
  D1,
  no white guys except at quarterback, kicker, and OL, almost no exceptions!
  mostly polys in the interior on defense
  black guys only in defensive secondary and at receiver
  running backs, black only
  if a fullback, white OK
  
  I-AA, and D2
  mostly white guys from this state who can play well, but don't fit the profile for D1
  
  NCAA Division III
  almost all white guys from well to do families that can afford PLU etc tuition.

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• ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904

  March 2015

  if you see a white guy at one of the other race positions, he's "scrappy"
  
  

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• Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623

  March 2015

  ApostleofGrief said:

  if you see a white guy at one of the other race positions, he's "scrappy"
  

  A real lunch pail kid

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738

  March 2015

  ApostleofGrief said:

  if you see a white guy at one of the other race positions, he's "scrappy"
  
  

  Cerebral type.

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