Is Utah located in Polynesia?
Based on the names of the players on their depth chart, I would argue yes.
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It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.
Just ask AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY.
BTW, we should be thankful that Danny Shelton decided to go to UW instead of one of those schools in Utah. -
Or Oregon where he wanted to go before his mamma said stay homePurpleBaze said:It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.
Just ask AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY.
BTW, we should be thankful that Danny Shelton decided to go to UW instead of one of those schools in Utah. -
Is this what he told you or did you get that info from Kim?
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Joseph Smith stuck his head in a bag of rocks and prophesied that large beefy islanders can't handle alcohol and would be perfect Mormons.PurpleBaze said:It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.
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Had big Danny went to Unike they may have a natty...his mamma knew best and Danny got the absolute most out of his time at UW on and off the field. That is one young man all Husky Nation can be proud of after his brother was killed. I marvel at that guy on and off the field!RaccoonHarry said:
Or Oregon where he wanted to go before his mamma said stay homePurpleBaze said:It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.
Just ask AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY.
BTW, we should be thankful that Danny Shelton decided to go to UW instead of one of those schools in Utah. -
PurpleThrobber said:
Joseph Smith stuck his head in a bag of rocks and prophesied thatPurpleBaze said:It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.
large beefy islanders can't handle alcohol and would be perfect Mormons.true believers would have all the nineteen year old poontang they could handle -
Danny made the decision to stay and play at UW. He saw many benefits in doing so. He's been proven right.CPA_Dawg said:
Had big Danny went to Unike they may have a natty...his mamma knew best and Danny got the absolute most out of his time at UW on and off the field. That is one young man all Husky Nation can be proud of after his brother was killed. I marvel at that guy on and off the field!RaccoonHarry said:
Or Oregon where he wanted to go before his mamma said stay homePurpleBaze said:It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.
Just ask AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY.
BTW, we should be thankful that Danny Shelton decided to go to UW instead of one of those schools in Utah. -
Big Love upvote.skookum said:PurpleThrobber said:
Joseph Smith stuck his head in a bag of rocks and prophesied thatPurpleBaze said:It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.
large beefy islanders can't handle alcohol and would be perfect Mormons.true believers would have all the nineteen year old poontang they could handle
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there are a metric fuckton of polys in west SLC.whatshouldicareabout said:Presenting Exhibit A:
Based on the names of the players on their depth chart, I would argue yes.
Kalani Sitake who used to be the DC at Utah had the poly pipeline full as fuck. However, Sitake hated Kyle Whittingham (there's some backstory there but this isn't the paybored, PM me your Discover card info an ill hook you up) so he bounced to whOregon (LOL!) State with Gary Anderson.
Two Tings to that:
1) OSU's roster will probably start looking like that. SLC has the hometown advantage but can get get those drive-in movie theater for a forehead types to Corvallis? OSU have a bagman?
2) In 3 years it wont matter. Whittingham will be fired and Anderson will be the HC at Utah. -
BRB, JO.PurpleThrobber said:
Big Love upvote.skookum said:PurpleThrobber said:
Joseph Smith stuck his head in a bag of rocks and prophesied thatPurpleBaze said:It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.
large beefy islanders can't handle alcohol and would be perfect Mormons.true believers would have all the nineteen year old poontang they could handle
Wait, she's 18 right?
