Is Utah located in Polynesia?

whatshouldicareabout

Presenting Exhibit A:

Based on the names of the players on their depth chart, I would argue yes.

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PurpleBaze

It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.

Just ask AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY.

BTW, we should be thankful that Danny Shelton decided to go to UW instead of one of those schools in Utah.

RaccoonHarry

It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.

Just ask AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY.

BTW, we should be thankful that Danny Shelton decided to go to UW instead of one of those schools in Utah.

Or Oregon where he wanted to go before his mamma said stay home

sarktastic

Is this what he told you or did you get that info from Kim?

PurpleThrobber

It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.

Joseph Smith stuck his head in a bag of rocks and prophesied that large beefy islanders can't handle alcohol and would be perfect Mormons.

CPA_Dawg

It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.

Just ask AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY.

BTW, we should be thankful that Danny Shelton decided to go to UW instead of one of those schools in Utah.
Or Oregon where he wanted to go before his mamma said stay home

Had big Danny went to Unike they may have a natty...his mamma knew best and Danny got the absolute most out of his time at UW on and off the field. That is one young man all Husky Nation can be proud of after his brother was killed. I marvel at that guy on and off the field!

skookum

It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.

Joseph Smith stuck his head in a bag of rocks and prophesied that ~~large beefy islanders can't handle alcohol and would be perfect Mormons.~~true believers would have all the nineteen year old poontang they could handle

sarktastic

Danny made the decision to stay and play at UW. He saw many benefits in doing so. He's been proven right.

It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.

Just ask AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY.

BTW, we should be thankful that Danny Shelton decided to go to UW instead of one of those schools in Utah.
Or Oregon where he wanted to go before his mamma said stay home
Had big Danny went to Unike they may have a natty...his mamma knew best and Danny got the absolute most out of his time at UW on and off the field. That is one young man all Husky Nation can be proud of after his brother was killed. I marvel at that guy on and off the field!

PurpleThrobber

It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.

Joseph Smith stuck his head in a bag of rocks and prophesied that ~~large beefy islanders can't handle alcohol and would be perfect Mormons.~~true believers would have all the nineteen year old poontang they could handle

Big Love upvote.

rodmansrage

Presenting Exhibit A:

Based on the names of the players on their depth chart, I would argue yes.

there are a metric fuckton of polys in west SLC.

Kalani Sitake who used to be the DC at Utah had the poly pipeline full as fuck. However, Sitake hated Kyle Whittingham (there's some backstory there but this isn't the paybored, PM me your Discover card info an ill hook you up) so he bounced to whOregon (LOL!) State with Gary Anderson.

Two Tings to that:

1) OSU's roster will probably start looking like that. SLC has the hometown advantage but can get get those drive-in movie theater for a forehead types to Corvallis? OSU have a bagman?

2) In 3 years it wont matter. Whittingham will be fired and Anderson will be the HC at Utah.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

It's due to the Mormon influence on Pac Islanders.

Joseph Smith stuck his head in a bag of rocks and prophesied that ~~large beefy islanders can't handle alcohol and would be perfect Mormons.~~true believers would have all the nineteen year old poontang they could handle

Big Love upvote.

BRB, JO.

Wait, she's 18 right?

AZDuck

So much racist crap

rodmansrage

Wait, she's 18 right?

LDSDGAFHTH

PurpleBaze

Wait, she's 18 right?
LDSDGAFHTH

No shit!

Bring-em-Young!

sjd

Wait, she's 18 right?
LDSDGAFHTH
No shit!

Bring-em-Young!

~~Christ~~ Moroni!

unfrozencaveman

BYU - Laie. That just meant there was more beer left for the rest of us

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Presenting Exhibit A:

Based on the names of the players on their depth chart, I would argue yes.

I don't know how anyone missed this but the #1 punt returner is Boobie Hobbs. With a name like Boobie, that guy is a natural fit for HH.

ApostleofGrief

very predictable socioeconomic preferences in college football (aka "racism")

D1,
no white guys except at quarterback, kicker, and OL, almost no exceptions!
mostly polys in the interior on defense
black guys only in defensive secondary and at receiver
running backs, black only
if a fullback, white OK

I-AA, and D2
mostly white guys from this state who can play well, but don't fit the profile for D1

NCAA Division III
almost all white guys from well to do families that can afford PLU etc tuition.

ApostleofGrief

if you see a white guy at one of the other race positions, he's "scrappy"

Dardanus

if you see a white guy at one of the other race positions, he's "scrappy"

A real lunch pail kid

Swaye

if you see a white guy at one of the other race positions, he's "scrappy"

Cerebral type.