2013 analysis; seriously believe it or not
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This plus eleventy billion.TommySQC said:
ASU has too many hot bitches to be ever any good. Would you want to go work out and read the playbook or fuck dimes all day? Case Closed. -
TommySQC said:
LOL @ Cooper ever playing again....please give up this ghost
I really thought Josh Banks was a kid that would be more ready to play when he got here since he was a 2/2 guy
Callier is barely servicable. Better Hope Sankey doesn't get nicked.
UW should go 3-0 OOC. Period. Ty beat Pete because it was their off year in '07. Same thing year.
UW ain't beating Stanford on the Farm.
UW could beat Oregon. Really interested to see how Helfrich can maintain. When was the last bad move the Ducks made? 1993?
Fuck RichRod and Arizona. That should be a win with this team.
ASU has too many hot bitches to be ever any good. Would you want to go work out and read the playbook or fuck dimes all day? Case Closed.
Oregon State is going to be plenty good again. UW just has more fucking talent and should win but Riley is tits. Plus Bean Dip is TUFF.
How does UW EVER loose to Wazzu? I know UW lost last year but that's because Sark doesn't know how to call 345 consecutive running plays to run out the clock. The mayor of Key West is not good and the buzz there is over.
Bowl Game? Give Sark two weeks .........
you're underestimating Callier a little bit. He's a decent back. -
UW basically outplayed Boise on a neutral field, UW is much better at home, Boise loses quite a few seniors. New stadium should override the fact that Sark sucks in openers. They'll perform similar to the 09 opener instead of 10-11-12 openers. Also Illinois is awful. Colorado like awful.
Arizona is terrible on the road, loses its MVP. Cal has no QB. UW will beat one of ASU, UCLA and OSU. I'm guessing its OSU.
Losses- Oregon, Stanford, ASU, UCLA
8-4, 5-4. Enough wins for everyone to claim progress even though its 5-4 for 4th straight year. The Oregon, Stanford, ASU losses are three in a row ensuring UW is out of the conference race by early October. Point differential will improve. Sark will say we are getting closer and closer.
This is the absolute worst long-term outcome. 7 wins and everyone knows he needs to go. 9 wins depending on the point differential and you are top 15 in the polls and can bring in a top 10 class next year. 8 wins? Woody, Sark, Dawgman claim progress improvement and how we'll win 10-11 in 2014.
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DerekJohnson said:TommySQC said:
LOL @ Cooper ever playing again....please give up this ghost
I really thought Josh Banks was a kid that would be more ready to play when he got here since he was a 2/2 guy
Callier is barely servicable. Better Hope Sankey doesn't get nicked.
UW should go 3-0 OOC. Period. Ty beat Pete because it was their off year in '07. Same thing year.
UW ain't beating Stanford on the Farm.
UW could beat Oregon. Really interested to see how Helfrich can maintain. When was the last bad move the Ducks made? 1993?
Fuck RichRod and Arizona. That should be a win with this team.
ASU has too many hot bitches to be ever any good. Would you want to go work out and read the playbook or fuck dimes all day? Case Closed.
Oregon State is going to be plenty good again. UW just has more fucking talent and should win but Riley is tits. Plus Bean Dip is TUFF.
How does UW EVER loose to Wazzu? I know UW lost last year but that's because Sark doesn't know how to call 345 consecutive running plays to run out the clock. The mayor of Key West is not good and the buzz there is over.
Bowl Game? Give Sark two weeks .........
you're underestimating Callier a little bit. He's a decent back.
No I'm not. He is neither big enough or quick enough for Sark's offense.
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He's not big enough to be a big-time back but his quickness is an asset (assuming he heals adequately from his injury).TommySQC said:DerekJohnson said:TommySQC said:LOL @ Cooper ever playing again....please give up this ghost
I really thought Josh Banks was a kid that would be more ready to play when he got here since he was a 2/2 guy
Callier is barely servicable. Better Hope Sankey doesn't get nicked.
UW should go 3-0 OOC. Period. Ty beat Pete because it was their off year in '07. Same thing year.
UW ain't beating Stanford on the Farm.
UW could beat Oregon. Really interested to see how Helfrich can maintain. When was the last bad move the Ducks made? 1993?
Fuck RichRod and Arizona. That should be a win with this team.
ASU has too many hot bitches to be ever any good. Would you want to go work out and read the playbook or fuck dimes all day? Case Closed.
Oregon State is going to be plenty good again. UW just has more fucking talent and should win but Riley is tits. Plus Bean Dip is TUFF.
How does UW EVER loose to Wazzu? I know UW lost last year but that's because Sark doesn't know how to call 345 consecutive running plays to run out the clock. The mayor of Key West is not good and the buzz there is over.
Bowl Game? Give Sark two weeks .........
you're underestimating Callier a little bit. He's a decent back.
No I'm not. He is neither big enough or quick enough for Sark's offense. -
There's no way we go more than 8 - 4. Bowl who knows?
Between: OR, the Tree, UCLA, Bosie, OR St and AZ St. there will be four loses. To boot, there's some glorified high school team like WSU that will beat us.
Nine wins seems reasonable but, Steve can fuck up a wet dream while sandwiched between two drop beautiful babes. -
He is a better receiver but just don't see him getting any more than 5-7 carries a game.
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08/31/13 vs. Boise State - this or Illinois could be a loss. Win vs. BSU and Illinois becomes the trap game
09/14/13 vs. Illinois - see Boise St
09/21/13 vs. Idaho State - win. If you lose this at home, Sark should be fired before the team makes it into the locker room.
09/28/13 vs. Arizona - win. I know Arizona boat raced UW last year but it's at home and I think that gives UW advantage enough to win.
10/05/13 at Stanford - loss. UW gets steamrolled for the 4th time in 5 tries under Sark. Huge loss if UW somhow comes in ranked which is very likely if they don't faceplant in the 1st 2 games.
10/12/13 vs. Oregon - loss. Bellotti, Kelly and now Helfrich. Oregon keeps rolling.
10/19/13 at Arizona State - loss. You can't expect UW to win at ASU in the desert in October! All joking aside, Sark is quite fond of 3 game losing streaks, UW will have been beat up vs. Stanford and Oregon the previous 2 weeks.
10/26/13 vs. California - win. It's at home and first year for Cal's new coach. None of us know the damage Tedford did to that program.
11/09/13 vs. Colorado - win. If it's a loss, see the comment for the Idaho State game.
11/15/13 at UCLA - loss. RN left the cupboards stocked for Mora and it's not quite time for Mora to implode yet. If UW wins this and that's a big if, Doogs will flock over here and to Mello's Facebook page.
11/23/13 at Oregon State - loss. Back to back road games against physical teams. UW squeaked out the win in 2012 but that was at home.
11/29/13 vs. Washington State - win. Cougs will be bad again this year and UW gets the home field advantage.
All this adds up to 6-6 with a chance at 7-5 if Sark doesn't shit the bed over the first 2 games. If Sark wins the bowl game and goes 8-5, then UW is back!!! and he gets another extension. If he goes 7-6, then his seat is warming up in 2014 but only a little bit. Woody likes the incremental progress after all. -
I agree with all of this completely, with the exception of Cal, which will be a tough game.
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I'm not penciling Cal in as a gimme but the home field gives UW the win in that game.DerekJohnson said:I agree with all of this completely, with the exception of Cal, which will be a tough game.
