I always assumed it was 'Eastern Washington' and he was some ghost of AoG who wasn't insane.
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he was insane. In case you didn't hear, he has died. At his bequest I received the login credentials. I am a football god. You will learn to pray to me.
I am sure that the good folks at Disney will now start advertising their resort as Aulani ewa since you brought it to our attention that EVERYTHING west of Pearl City is Ewa. And, brah, Ewa goes on forever.
There is one thing worse than a visitor who doesn't get a chance to experience the real Oahu/Hawaii and goes back and bad mouths the island(s). It is a transplant that lived here a couple of months (isolated in his own cocoon such as military environment) and continues to speak much about that which he knows very little.
Worst of all, they threaten our supply of hookers and blow.
I don't know what the fuck you are talking about. When I go to Hawaii I hit on the only local blonde chick and then get my ass kicked by her ex-islander boyfriend when she shows me the secret spot. After that I say fuck the real Hawaiian experience and book a room at a resort where I try to forget my relationship woes.
Thankfully the concierge is a mysteriously hot brunette who finds me charming despite my self-loathing alcoholic ways. Unfortunately, she too has an ex brown local who fucks me up fairly easily, but this time she finds my general pussyness endearing and we form a life together.
I don't know what the fuck you are talking about. When I go to Hawaii I hit on the only local blonde chick and then get my ass kicked by her ex-islander boyfriend when she shows me the secret spot. After that I say fuck the real Hawaiian experience and book a room at a resort where I try to forget my relationship woes.
Thankfully the concierge is a mysteriously hot brunette who finds me charming despite my self-loathing alcoholic ways. Unfortunately, she too has an ex brown local who fucks me up fairly easily, but this time she finds my general pussyness endearing and we form a life together.
People from Oahu don't give directions in terms of East and West. They do it in terms of "Go Diamond Head" (generally east) which means go towards that extinct volcano over there or "Go Ewa" which means go towards the Ewa Plain.
This really only works where 81 % of the population lives (in Honolulu).
(Only outsiders like AZ duck give directions using West/East/etc.)
Ewa doesn't ALWAYS mean west. For example Makaha is Ewa (East) of Kaena.
And what really pisses you off is that haoles like me are the only ones who can afford to buy houses.
You're dumb enough to be a product of the local public schools - your inability to be coherent in English or even Hawaiian Pidgin is all over this thread.
And what really pisses you off is that haoles like me are the only ones who can afford to buy houses.
You're dumb enough to be a product of the local public schools - your inability to be coherent in English or even Hawaiian Pidgin is all over this thread.
HAOLE KAI REPRESENTIN'
Wow. You really have me pegged.
Kind of like Arizona123 could always pick the game results correctly. So was it the heat or the lack of humidity that made you two so fucking FS?
If you want incoherent then go read the first post in this thread. Quite honestly, I wasn't sure of your ability to read or write English.
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Fuck off already
BTW, I just picked up prime property in Waipahu, any you haoles need a place to vacation for good price, pm me
It is, in fact, west of Pearl City.
I am sure that the good folks at Disney will now start advertising their resort as Aulani ewa since you brought it to our attention that EVERYTHING west of Pearl City is Ewa. And, brah, Ewa goes on forever.
There is one thing worse than a visitor who doesn't get a chance to experience the real Oahu/Hawaii and goes back and bad mouths the island(s). It is a transplant that lived here a couple of months (isolated in his own cocoon such as military environment) and continues to speak much about that which he knows very little.
Worst of all, they threaten our supply of hookers and blow.
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/04/marine_found_guilty_of_murderi.html
Thankfully the concierge is a mysteriously hot brunette who finds me charming despite my self-loathing alcoholic ways. Unfortunately, she too has an ex brown local who fucks me up fairly easily, but this time she finds my general pussyness endearing and we form a life together.
This really only works where 81 % of the population lives (in Honolulu).
(Only outsiders like AZ duck give directions using West/East/etc.)
Ewa doesn't ALWAYS mean west. For example Makaha is Ewa (East) of Kaena.
This is were AZduck is going all Kim Jong FS.
You're dumb enough to be a product of the local public schools - your inability to be coherent in English or even Hawaiian Pidgin is all over this thread.
HAOLE KAI REPRESENTIN'
Kind of like Arizona123 could always pick the game results correctly. So was it the heat or the lack of humidity that made you two so fucking FS?
If you want incoherent then go read the first post in this thread. Quite honestly, I wasn't sure of your ability to read or write English.