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Like Ewa Beach ewa, or Kapolei ewa, or like Makaha ewa?
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Makaha ewa? Kapolei ewa?
Those are like duck Natties.
Don't exist.
Thanks for playing.
(If you want a real answer I have spent over 20 years in all three places. And, have had no problems. You see, unlike 0regon fans, I respect the locals/natives in those areas. Never had a single problem. But go to Autzen one time.......)
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Do you know what ewa means?
Makaha is ewa.
No need to be so hostile and doogy. Lots of people live in Hawaii. Plenty Duck fans, in fact -
Makaha is ewa only from certain locations. Its actually diamond head of Kaena point.
Ewa Beach is Always Ewa. Even when mentioned without a reference point. -
ewa goes on foreva, brah
I lived on the windward side - everything from Pearl City on is ewa -
alright guys, knock it off. Take it to the Don Ho Lounge board.
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Oh, I get it. You're a haole trying to speak pidgin. Kind of like a duck trying to win a Natty.
Don't give up your day job (pumping gas). -
I got a hooker once at the Red Lion.
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Thanks for conceeding.AZDuck said:ewa goes on foreva, brah
I lived on the windward side - everything from Pearl City on is ewa
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huh?
ewa means "west" -
I always assumed it was 'Eastern Washington' and he was some ghost of AoG who wasn't insane.
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No clue whats going on in here
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The duck is insulting every single person that lives west of Pearl City.phineas said:No clue whats going on in here
And, he is too ignorant to realize it.
Not unheard of for a townie (everyone from O'ahu not living west of Pearl City).
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That didnt help me at all
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Maybe im just phineasFS
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Way better beaches on the other islands, braddahs. But then, I'm biased against O'Ahu... and it's really not the island. It's Honolulu, Pearl City, and Waikiki. It's like the Newark of the Pacific.
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Now you're catching on. That's why Kaena is ewa of Makaha.AZDuck said:huh?
ewa means "west"
And, conversely Makaha is diamond head (not west/ewa) of Kaena.
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You've gotta give yourself over to Christ, brah. -
Oahu sucks, yeah I said it!
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thiswhatshouldicareabout said:I always assumed it was 'Eastern Washington' and he was some ghost of AoG who wasn't insane.
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So..
Kaena is ewa of Makaha, which is ewa of Kapolei, which is ewa of Ewa Beach.
Sounds like I'm right. -
he was insane. In case you didn't hear, he has died. At his bequest I received the login credentials. I am a football god. You will learn to pray to me.TheGlove said:
thiswhatshouldicareabout said:I always assumed it was 'Eastern Washington' and he was some ghost of AoG who wasn't insane.
The Apostle
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Wouldn't a compass and a map solve this?
Fuck off already -
MahaloDerekJohnson said:alright guys, knock it off. Take it to the Don Ho Lounge board.
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Of the Coney Island Hos?DerekJohnson said:alright guys, knock it off. Take it to the Don Ho Lounge board.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlCiDEXuxxA
BTW, I just picked up prime property in Waipahu, any you haoles need a place to vacation for good price, pm me -
Waipahu is definitely @ewadawg 's turf
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Don't you mean Waipahu ewa?AZDuck said:Waipahu is definitely @ewadawg 's turf
It is, in fact, west of Pearl City.
I am sure that the good folks at Disney will now start advertising their resort as Aulani ewa since you brought it to our attention that EVERYTHING west of Pearl City is Ewa. And, brah, Ewa goes on forever.
There is one thing worse than a visitor who doesn't get a chance to experience the real Oahu/Hawaii and goes back and bad mouths the island(s). It is a transplant that lived here a couple of months (isolated in his own cocoon such as military environment) and continues to speak much about that which he knows very little.
Worst of all, they threaten our supply of hookers and blow.
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/04/marine_found_guilty_of_murderi.html
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I don't know what the fuck you are talking about. When I go to Hawaii I hit on the only local blonde chick and then get my ass kicked by her ex-islander boyfriend when she shows me the secret spot. After that I say fuck the real Hawaiian experience and book a room at a resort where I try to forget my relationship woes.
Thankfully the concierge is a mysteriously hot brunette who finds me charming despite my self-loathing alcoholic ways. Unfortunately, she too has an ex brown local who fucks me up fairly easily, but this time she finds my general pussyness endearing and we form a life together. -
Maybe mahu is more your speed.Doogles said:I don't know what the fuck you are talking about. When I go to Hawaii I hit on the only local blonde chick and then get my ass kicked by her ex-islander boyfriend when she shows me the secret spot. After that I say fuck the real Hawaiian experience and book a room at a resort where I try to forget my relationship woes.
Thankfully the concierge is a mysteriously hot brunette who finds me charming despite my self-loathing alcoholic ways. Unfortunately, she too has an ex brown local who fucks me up fairly easily, but this time she finds my general pussyness endearing and we form a life together.
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People from Oahu don't give directions in terms of East and West. They do it in terms of "Go Diamond Head" (generally east) which means go towards that extinct volcano over there or "Go Ewa" which means go towards the Ewa Plain.CaptainPJ said:Wouldn't a compass and a map solve this?
Fuck off already
This really only works where 81 % of the population lives (in Honolulu).
(Only outsiders like AZ duck give directions using West/East/etc.)
Ewa doesn't ALWAYS mean west. For example Makaha is Ewa (East) of Kaena.
This is were AZduck is going all Kim Jong FS.
