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Every time the ball was thrown to Kearse
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PurpleJ said:
Take this shit to the NFL board. I'm trying to talk GRONKGASMS football with my GIRLZ!
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I'll never forget the first time I saw Gronk spike a football.... The unrivaled power of his touchdown dance: ‘The Gronk.’ It jettisoned jiggling ribbons of electric jelly through my body and melted my knees like two pads of margarine—turned me on quicker and made me wetter than at any other time in my life other than my wedding night.
Suddenly, all I wanted to do was watch Gronk do his thang-thang in the zone place there. My vagina demanded it.
Gronk lifts the football in his hand and spikes it with such violence the ball launches 50 feet in the air...Silky ribbons of juice pleasure wobble through my nethers. My nipples harden beneath my sweater...My fingers take a detour to the front of my pants. I back up against the door of my kitchen and sink my hands all the way down the front of my panties into my hot pussy and begin furiously rubbing my clit.
I would sneak away to a dark corner of the library and fire up a computer. I’d google info on Gronkowski, check his stats, read his bio, watch some videos, then rub one out right then and there in the library—let jiggly ribbons of lady-sensuality cavort on my body, strangle me, swallow me whole and annihilate me in its pink and roiling.
I realize the quilt was a bad idea. Because I’m naughty now; that’s the problem... Gronk’s hands are on the ball and my hands are on my throbbing pussy...I begin to masturbate secretly right there in the den surrounded by my husband and his friends. What can I say? The sight of Gronk knocking over little defenders like toy soldiers sends erotic thrills up and down my spine.”
Look at me, ungh, splitting my own seam, oohh… going deep. You like how I work my slot receiver, like a tight end. Like Gronkowski…
Just as the ball comes flying out of Gronk’s hand... In front of the entire country, Gronk’s spike impacts right between my butt-cheeks. I don’t know how to explain exactly to you what happened to me since it was so otherworldly. There really is no accounting for it. But I can tell you that it felt amazing. Gronkowski’s ball unleashes a rainbow of sensation throughout my body. Pleasure shoots magically in every direction like an explosion of sparks. It jettisons jiggling ribbons of joy to every part of my body. It feels as though I am being fucked by a stampeding horde of marauders. -
Jeg glemmer aldri første gang jeg så Gronk spike en fotball .... Den enestående kraft av sin touchdown dans: ". Den Gronk 'Det jettisoned jiggling bånd av elektrisk gelé gjennom kroppen min og smeltet mine knær som to pads av margarin -turned meg på raskere og gjorde meg våtere enn på noe annet tidspunkt i livet mitt annet enn mitt bryllup natt.
Plutselig, alt jeg ville gjøre var å se Gronk gjøre sitt thang-thang i sonen sted der. Skjeden min krevde det.
Gronk løfter fotball i hånden og spikes det med slik vold ballen lanserer 50 meter opp i luften ... Silky bånd av juice glede vingle gjennom mine nethers. Mine brystvorter herde under genseren min ... Fingrene mine ta en avstikker til forsiden av buksene mine. Jeg sikkerhetskopiere mot døren til mitt kjøkken og vask hendene mine hele veien ned foran mine truser inn i min varme fitte og begynne rasende gni min klitoris.
Jeg ville snike seg bort til et mørkt hjørne av biblioteket og fyre opp en datamaskin. Jeg vil google info på Gronkowski, sjekk hans statistikk, lese hans bio, se noen videoer, deretter gni en ut akkurat der og da i biblioteket-la jiggly bånd av lady-sensualitet cavort på kroppen min, kvele meg, svelge meg hel og utslette meg i sin rosa og roiling.
Jeg skjønner quilt var en dårlig idé. Fordi jeg er slem nå; det er problemet ... Gronk hender er på ballen og hendene mine er på min bankende fitte ... Jeg begynner å onanere hemmelighet rett der i hiet omgitt av min mann og hans venner. Hva kan jeg si? Synet av Gronk velte små forsvarere som leketøy soldater sender erotiske spenningen opp og ned ryggraden min. "
Se på meg, ungh, dele min egen søm, oohh ... går dypt. Du liker hvordan jeg jobber min slot-mottaker, som et stramt slutten. Som Gronkowski ...
Akkurat da ballen kommer flygende ut av Gronk hånd ... Foran hele landet, Gronk sin spike virkninger rett mellom mine butt-kinn. Jeg vet ikke hvordan jeg skal forklare nøyaktig hva som skjedde med meg siden det var så utenomjordisk. Det er egentlig ingen regnskap for det. Men jeg kan fortelle deg at det føltes fantastisk. Gronkowski ball slipper løs en regnbue av følelse i hele kroppen min. Pleasure skyter magisk i alle retninger som en eksplosjon av gnister. Det jettisons jiggling bånd av glede til alle deler av kroppen min. Det føles som om jeg blir knullet av en stampeding horde av sjørøverne. -
Russell Wilson is ranked #1 in passing efficiency in the NFL according to ESPN, today. Kearse is #5 and Baldwin ranked #44. Seahawks are a passing team.
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Cyler Miles was very efficient with a 4-1 TD/INT ratio. HTH.sarktastic said:Russell Wilson is ranked #1 in passing efficiency in the NFL according to ESPN, today. Kearse is #5 and Baldwin ranked #44. Seahawks are a passing team.
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I was wrong about Kearse I think. I said he was just another WR and is someone you can replace in the 5th round of the draft but I don't think that's true. He is clearly the team's best deep threat. Richardson was supposed to have the speed to beat teams deep but Kearse is the one who actually converts those deep big play passes. He also blocks like a monster.
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Did Cyler Miles win games? Superbowls?WilburHooksHands said:
Cyler Miles was very efficient with a 4-1 TD/INT ratio. HTH.sarktastic said:Russell Wilson is ranked #1 in passing efficiency in the NFL according to ESPN, today. Kearse is #5 and Baldwin ranked #44. Seahawks are a passing team.
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That doesn't mean what you think it means, hth.sarktastic said:Russell Wilson is ranked #1 in passing efficiency in the NFL according to ESPN, today. Kearse is #5 and Baldwin ranked #44. Seahawks are a passing team.
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As are all posts from @sarktastic.... passive aggressive attempts at belly laughs..doogsinparadise said:
That doesn't mean what you think it means, hth.sarktastic said:Russell Wilson is ranked #1 in passing efficiency in the NFL according to ESPN, today. Kearse is #5 and Baldwin ranked #44. Seahawks are a passing team.
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I think you're an insecure frat boy. Was that funny?
