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Why Miami is Fucked, chapter 7,328,374,081

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  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
    I know Nike underwrites your team, school and state...but cut a check for $75K right now if you think this matters.
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    It doesn't matter anything near as much as firing Al Golden... but it matters

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    Adidas has been making Oregon look restrained and classy for a few years now
  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
    I'd say for basketball it matters as the shoe alliances deliver HS players to colleges. For football, very little. Whatever bump in cred Nike gets, it is made up because adidas pays double what Nike does. Nike gear is better than Adidas but I don't think it hinders a program at all.
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,720 Founders Club

    According to the old white men on this board, kids like Adidas and Under Armour better.

    That's a laugher. I play pick up ball too, and nothing but Nike and Jordan's is the formula. Occasionally somebody splurges the rent check and show's up with Lebron's.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559

    I'd say for basketball it matters as the shoe alliances deliver HS players to colleges. For football, very little. Whatever bump in cred Nike gets, it is made up because adidas pays double what Nike does. Nike gear is better than Adidas but I don't think it hinders a program at all.

    Why do you think they pay double? If Adidas didn't pay double who would the schools choose?
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I guess they should just wear their birthday suits!
  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279

    I'd say for basketball it matters as the shoe alliances deliver HS players to colleges. For football, very little. Whatever bump in cred Nike gets, it is made up because adidas pays double what Nike does. Nike gear is better than Adidas but I don't think it hinders a program at all.

    Why do you think they pay double? If Adidas didn't pay double who would the schools choose?
    Because Nike has a stranglehold on this market. Adidas has to pay more to get a piece of it. Doesn't imply it makes a football program better in my opinion. Money definitely makes a program better though.
  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031
    I'd take any of the Adidas abominations over what Nike gives us every year. Nike clearly has an agenda to only provide shitty options to UW and we keep accepting their design ideas.
  • MrsPetersen
    MrsPetersen Member Posts: 724
    PurpleJ said:

    I guess they should just wear their birthday suits!

    They can play wear pink tutus naked for all I care as long as they win.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Meek said:

    I'd take any of the Adidas abominations over what Nike gives us every year. Nike clearly has an agenda to only provide shitty options to UW and we keep accepting their design ideas.

    dpotd

  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,011
    Unless you're a K-Swiss school, you ain't shit.

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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Is it too much to ask to get some Malamute fur on the shoulder pad areas and a black/chrome sled to pull Pete out of the tunnel in?
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    PurpleJ said:

    Is it too much to ask to get some Malamute fur on the shoulder pad areas and a black/chrome sled to pull Pete out of the tunnel in?

    that would be awesome
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,016
    edited January 2015
    Meek said:

    I'd take any of the Adidas abominations over what Nike gives us every year. Nike clearly has an agenda to only provide shitty options to UW and we keep accepting their design ideas.

    what a faggy little conspiracy theory you have going there. Jesus.

    isn't the Nike contract with UW actually bigger than the one with Oregon?

    In any event, there is no evidence to back your claim. I mean, most Husky fans hate 3/4s of Oregon's uniform rotation, so how would your theory fit there? Does Nike secretly hate UofO? You know, the school with the track program that basically invented the company?

    tell me this: why do you hate American free enterprise and love inferior, Nazi-founded, Euro-fag, subsidized producers?



  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,016
    edited January 2015
    here's my take:

    I support superior shit over inferior shit and I support free enterprise producers over Euro-subsidy producers and I support American ingenuity over Euro-copies and I support a couple of Oregon track guys with a waffle iron and a brilliant idea over two nationalist, filthy pig-latin speaking, Nazi party joining, mother fucking Krauts, every fucking day of the week, month and year.

    adidas sucks and the people who like to wear it suck too, and since they like to suck they can suck my schlangel.

    Doogism is one thing. Being a fucking turn coat Euro-trash loving traitor is quite another.

    the day of reckoning will come for all of you adidas-supporting mother fuckers.
  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
    I try to wear inferior adidas stuff whenever possible because it makes me feel like I'm doing my small part to not finance oregon football. And to answer your question, yes I'd support the Nazi's over Oregon, IWILTD.

    hth
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,016

    I try to wear inferior adidas stuff whenever possible because it makes me feel like I'm doing my small part to not finance oregon football. And to answer your question, yes I'd support the Nazi's over Oregon, IWILTD.

    hth

    then, as an American, I have to tell you that I hope something really fucking shitty happens to you on your way home tonight. where did you say you work again Heinrich? you fascist, sister-fucking, Godless piece o' shit?
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,016
    edited January 2015
    and one more thing: I'll be off the boards for the next few days. I just booked a flight to Miami to go straighten out some shit.

    any mother fucker who likes those shoes, even a small amount, by definition likes to be on the receiving end of glory holes in the Castro. BY FUCKING DEFINITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club

    and one more thing: I'll be off the boards for the next few days. I just booked a flight to Miami to go straighten out some shit.

    any mother fucker who likes those shoes, even a small amount, by definition likes to be on the receiving end of glory holes in the Castro. BY FUCKING DEFINITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It's about time somebody got rid of this mother fucker.

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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,016
    Swaye said:

    and one more thing: I'll be off the boards for the next few days. I just booked a flight to Miami to go straighten out some shit.

    any mother fucker who likes those shoes, even a small amount, by definition likes to be on the receiving end of glory holes in the Castro. BY FUCKING DEFINITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It's about time somebody got rid of this mother fucker.

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    Agreed. On it.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,664 Founders Club
    To be fair, those documentaries on Miami were fucking awesome, I enjoyed them better than any eye-gauging shit I saw in the theaters this year. Free Pub! and all that shit gets ripped on here, but those movies were basically a football version of Hotline Miami and made the school look fucking cool to go to, as long as you didn't check the scores on ESPN. They need to bring back the white helmets though, and Golden looks like a pretentious tool who couldn't pull off smoking a pipe to save his life.
  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    Swaye said:

    and one more thing: I'll be off the boards for the next few days. I just booked a flight to Miami to go straighten out some shit.

    any mother fucker who likes those shoes, even a small amount, by definition likes to be on the receiving end of glory holes in the Castro. BY FUCKING DEFINITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It's about time somebody got rid of this mother fucker.

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    Pitbull is your enforcer?

    Smurf Mickens might be taller....

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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    MisterEm said:

    Swaye said:

    and one more thing: I'll be off the boards for the next few days. I just booked a flight to Miami to go straighten out some shit.

    any mother fucker who likes those shoes, even a small amount, by definition likes to be on the receiving end of glory holes in the Castro. BY FUCKING DEFINITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It's about time somebody got rid of this mother fucker.

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    Pitbull is your enforcer?

    Smurf Mickens might be taller....

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    I think he's saying it's about time somebody goes Michael Vick on Pitbull's ass.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123
    Pittbull is the man. His music sucks, but I get a kick out of him.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    AZDuck said:

    It doesn't matter anything near as much as firing Al Golden... but it matters

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    Adidas has been making Oregon look restrained and classy for a few years now

    Why is the leprechaun bald? I could never figure that out.
  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031

    Meek said:

    I'd take any of the Adidas abominations over what Nike gives us every year. Nike clearly has an agenda to only provide shitty options to UW and we keep accepting their design ideas.

    what a faggy little conspiracy theory you have going there. Jesus.

    isn't the Nike contract with UW actually bigger than the one with Oregon?

    In any event, there is no evidence to back your claim. I mean, most Husky fans hate 3/4s of Oregon's uniform rotation, so how would your theory fit there? Does Nike secretly hate UofO? You know, the school with the track program that basically invented the company?

    tell me this: why do you hate American free enterprise and love inferior, Nazi-founded, Euro-fag, subsidized producers?



    having worked in the advertising industry for 15 years I can tell you without question that "designers" (read Nike in this case) give clients a handful of options based on their own interpretations of the client's brief and the client always picks 1 of 10 options and makes a few adjustments... the agency essentially kings or screws the client... I think it's pretty clear to anyone with half a brain that UW marketing is retarded and Nike U is providing less than amazing options to interpret UW... urine colored snipes on the gay fonts? Ummm, okay.
  • WilburHooksHands
    WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804
    haie said:

    To be fair, those documentaries on Miami were fucking awesome, I enjoyed them better than any eye-gauging shit I saw in the theaters this year. Free Pub! and all that shit gets ripped on here, but those movies were basically a football version of Hotline Miami and made the school look fucking cool to go to, as long as you didn't check the scores on ESPN. They need to bring back the white helmets though, and Golden looks like a pretentious tool who couldn't pull off smoking a pipe to save his life.

    This. I would kill to have one guy like Al Blades on my team screaming fuck these motherfuckers in the tunnel. One guy like Ed Reed screaming at his teammates that they aren't doing enough and that he's putting his heart in this shit when they are up 30. Not to mention seniors literally jumping the underclassmen if they don't bring it in practice... BRB, JO.