Dear Diary
I'm literally spending New Year's Eve in my mother-in-law's basement with a bottle of purple drank and college football.
So, could be worse.
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I thought you were on a foreign beach drinking mai tais and bangin' sluuts.
Did you get the AIDS? -
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It's hard to get a boner under those circumstances. LIPO
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I was in Puerto Rico (note: not foreign) with a bunch of jooz.
Then I made the mistake of getting on a airplane headed for fucking Minnesota.
It's really cold here
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So.... AIDS?AZDuck said:I was in Puerto Rico (note: not foreign) with a bunch of jooz.
Then I made the mistake of getting on a airplane headed for fucking Minnesota.
It's really cold here
HIV/AIDS in Puerto Rico: 2008-2010
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Is your MIL hot?AZDuck said:The flu fucking sucks.
I'm literally spending New Year's Eve in my mother-in-law's basement with a bottle of purple drank and college football.
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That's a lot of HIV in the PR. I think I just have the regular flu, which apparently they also have a lot of in the PR...
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You're not going to the game tomorrow?AZDuck said:The flu fucking sucks.
I'm literally spending New Year's Eve in my mother-in-law's basement with a bottle of purple drank and college football.
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BRB, JOUWerentThereMan said:
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Pro tip for dealing with the flu. Go to your MD and complain about your back. Accept gift bag of Vicodin. Ride it out. On vicodin.
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This is an excellent suggestioon.SpoonieLuv said:Pro tip for dealing with the flu. Go to your MD and complain about your back. Accept gift bag of Vicodin. Ride it out. On vicodin.
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love a good tussin'AZDuck said:The flu fucking sucks.
I'm literally spending New Year's Eve in my mother-in-law's basement with a bottle of purple drank and college football.
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They have ads in Minnesota about ice fishing.
FYFMFE -
Are sweatpants just assumed these days?
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Oh yes, sweatpants. Of course
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From my travels in Zimbabwe I learned that the only way to cure AIDS is to have sex with a virgin. It works every time.
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CrispedAZDuck said:They have aids in Minnesota about ice fishing.
FYFMFE -
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Go ahead and Google "basement sweatpants" and see the results.GrundleStiltzkin said:
New hear?DeepSeaZ said:Are sweatpants just assumed these days?
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I'm good.H_D said:
Go ahead and Google "basement sweatpants" and see the results.GrundleStiltzkin said:
New hear?DeepSeaZ said:Are sweatpants just assumed these days?
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The antiques tab is as gay as anything on the Gis tab.
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I'm sorry for not doing anything fun for New Year's to the wife tab, but yeah
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Lol @ the husky hitman appearing for that search
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It's really sad how far DJ has fallenPostGameOrangeSlices said:Lol @ the husky hitman appearing for that search
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Pretty sure I see Fatters on there too. That search is full of win!AZDuck said:
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well I'll be damned! my first new years wish came true. Now we just need Mariota to blow his knee and all will be right in the worldAZDuck said:The flu fucking sucks.
I'm literally spending New Year's Eve in my mother-in-law's basement with a bottle of purple drank and college football.
So, could be worse.
