Need vodka help

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Ciroc with Simply Orange that has pineapple juice in it.
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How about be a man and take chilled shots of good vodka.
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Quit being a faggot ($75k) and drink whiskeyHuskyJW said:I'm in a rut with my drinks....need to come up with some vodka drink ideas stat....besides the ol' standbys.
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Pour a shot into a mug of beer.
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I read that wrong. Need vodka. Help.
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vodka redbull through a beerbong..
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Im on my third vodka and fresh squeezed grapefruit. I know it seems girly but its really quite nice. Another favorite of mine is called a 10. Vodka, diet mountain dew and a splash of pineapple juice. I also like vodka and vitamin water. Or just with ice cubes.
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Ciroc is gangsta.
Tito's is the best vodka. -
Disagree.BayDawg said:Im on my third vodka and fresh squeezed grapefruit. I know it seems girly but its really quite nice. Another favorite of mine is called a 10. Vodka, diet mountain dew and a splash of pineapple juice. I also like vodka and vitamin water. Or just with ice cubes.
Also, fuck everyone, Im not a fag.
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Second Tito's being the best Vodka.
My favorite Vodka related drink, and I know I'll get some people giving me WTF's, etc. for it is as follows:
Vodka
Triple Sec
Splash of Coconut Rum
Splash of Dark Rum
Orange Juice
Pineapple Juice
Margarita Mix
Grenadine
If made right, it's a very refreshing and satisfying drink. It's a bit of trial and error to make though as if it is too fruity then it kind of sucks and if it is too much alcohol it overpowers. -
Vodka and Ginger Ale
An old alcoholic vietnam veteran bar tender taught me this one. The Ginger ale kills what little taste vodka has to begin with. Go ahead and try it. Chug half a fifth of some filthy smirnoff and chase it off with some ginger ale and feel like a champion. -
TL, DR version: Moscow MuleDoogles said:Vodka and Ginger Ale
An old alcoholic vietnam veteran bar tender taught me this one. The Ginger ale kills what little taste vodka has to begin with. Go ahead and try it. Chug half a fifth of some filthy smirnoff and chase it off with some ginger ale and feel like a champion.
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Screwdrivers
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Ran out of grapefruits to squeeze, switched to vodka cranberry juice. Its not bad and if I happen to havr a yeast infection it can help with that.
Abundance.
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If you drink a bottle of Belvedere with some organic cranberry juice, you'll get wasted and feel NOTHING the next day.
If I was an alcoholic, I'd probably do that. -
Orange soda and whipped cream vodka. Faggy, but delicious.
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I actually like that, but I literally feel like I might have a vag if I have one.kh83 said:Orange soda and whipped cream vodka. Faggy, but delicious.
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Scotch>>>>>Vodka
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Mix all this shit. Heavy on the bleach. Report back how much you loved it.
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Hmmmmm I smell rapeHuskyJW said: -
Get one of those old style wax on paper milk cartons (empty it) -- the bigger the better, cut off the top, put a bottle of vodka in it, then fill the space between the vodka bottle and the carton with water, and put in freezer until you have a block of ice frozen over the bottle of vodka (the vodka won't freeze, it just gets thicker). Remove the carton packaging -- and walk around at the party just drinking from a bottle of vodka with a big block of ice frozen around it.
If you plan ahead you could also add food coloring and sparkles to the water before freezing it.
That should be cool enough to impress the kind of chics that party in Vancouver.
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Whatever happened to coke and hookers?
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http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_26115835/high-end-prostitute-accused-murder-google-executiveCheersWestDawg said:Whatever happened to coke and hookers?
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Develop a relationship with prostitutes so they let you bareback them for free then pop off.OZONE said:
http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_26115835/high-end-prostitute-accused-murder-google-executiveCheersWestDawg said:Whatever happened to coke and hookers?
Be careful out there. -
What the fuck is the point of getting a prostitute if you still have to "develop a relationship" with her? The entire point of hiring a hooker is that you don't need a relationship.CheersWestDawg said:
Develop a relationship with prostitutes so they let you bareback them for free then pop off.OZONE said:
http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_26115835/high-end-prostitute-accused-murder-google-executiveCheersWestDawg said:Whatever happened to coke and hookers?
Be careful out there.
Unless you are one of those guys that hires them because its the only way you can get laid, in which case, you have my sympathy.
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I think sharing your coke is equivalent to "developing a relationship".OZONE said:
What the fuck is the point of getting a prostitute if you still have to "develop a relationship" with her? The entire point of hiring a hooker is that you don't need a relationship.CheersWestDawg said:
Develop a relationship with prostitutes so they let you bareback them for free then pop off.OZONE said:
http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_26115835/high-end-prostitute-accused-murder-google-executiveCheersWestDawg said:Whatever happened to coke and hookers?
Be careful out there.
Unless you are one of those guys that hires them because its the only way you can get laid, in which case, you have my sympathy. -
My stock right now has thus:
Absolut vodka (oriental apple)
Tanqueray Rangpur rum
Johnny Walker black
Tequila silver
CB Brandy
Hefeweizen
High roller, I know.