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  • SpoonieLuv
    SpoonieLuv Member Posts: 5,470
    As long as they're including nicknames on the cover; Chris "Cum Dumpster" Egan
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  • UWerentThereMan
    UWerentThereMan Member Posts: 3,475
    DeepSeaZ said:

    What the fuck does that guy have to say or share? Here's an alleged summary: Fat guy living in mom's basement wins lottery. Also loves Seattle sports. Fuck, might be a HHB.

    U nailed it except he didn't win the lotto and he lives with his dad.
    Source an old espn article from 08 where Seattle sports were so bad ESPN ran a cover story on him and his pathetic/glorious existence.

    Clay Bennett even gave him a couple g's toward a surgery on a cyst during the sonics fiasco
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  • MrsPetersen
    MrsPetersen Member Posts: 724
    Here is the cliff notes version for free: http://seattletimes.com/html/sports/2002158448_biglo23x.html

    You can all thank me for saving you $3
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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,500
    Yea so we should feel bad for an extremely lazy fat guy because he loves sports and shovels snow for players vehicles?

    Ok.
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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,500
    MrsPetersen said:

    Here is the cliff notes version for free: http://seattletimes.com/html/sports/2002158448_biglo23x.html

    You can all thank me for saving you $3

    He wins the "lottery" aka 800k minus taxes and a split with his family. Buys a cheap vehicle and pays bills he hasn't paid from not having a job, then has to spend the rest on a surgery caused by his extreme obesity due to food addiction and alcoholism.

    This is a story?
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  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,419
    I fuck with you 12s by saying you're the worst, but if this book sells a single copy, you might actually truly be the fucking worst fans of all time.

    Seriously, the website says:
    This is the story of Big Lo, Seattle Super Fan. You’ve seen him in the stands, cheering our teams, and like all of us, thrilled in victory and faithful in defeat. You’ll be surprised to find out:

    • Character, and how you and your children can build it
    Oh yes, let my child learn from this guy.

    I mean, all fanbases have annoying fans. Redskins fans suck. The Hogettes were a pain in the ass. When my father in law had season tickets we sat near them, and they were annoying. But those MFers used their "fame" as fans to raise money for charity. Supposedly 100 million towards charity. Chief Zee might dress up in Native American headgear but I don't think he ever tried to write a book about being a fan.

    Where does the money from this book go? To pay his grocery bill?
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  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    He probably got cut from the biggest loser because he was too much of a risk in some way…or they realized he was a lazy fuck.

    Sorry to say but if the guy wasn't such a loser he would use his fame to get someone to train him for free. Seriously. If he lost a bunch of weight, got in shape he could be a great motivational speaker and have a little career out of it. He'd be a sports fan that actually achieved something and turned his life around. Instead now he's a sports fan people are supposed to feel sorry for.
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  • DugtheDoog
    DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    Fucking pathetic. Seattle's biggest fan. Literally. When I worked for the Sonics, Ray Allen used to buy his season tickets.

    Why is that a cause for celebration?
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  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098
    I'm gonna throw on my brand new sweater and read cover to cover!
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