unofficial Mormon vs Elvis Fans bowl game

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• biak1 Member Posts: 4,237

  December 2014

  I like caffeine and booze so I'm strongly anti-Mormon.

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• MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

  December 2014

  Who's winning the match?

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• uzi Member Posts: 1,298

  December 2014

  Memphis 24 - BYU 14 in the 2nd QTR

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• topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839

  December 2014

  biak1 said:

  I like caffeine and booze so I'm strongly anti-Mormon.

  I like fucking numerous women ...
  
  But I also like drinking ...
  
  I hate children ...
  
  My joy of fucking numerous women, and being blessed by God for it ... trumps all ...
  
  GO BYU!

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• uzi Member Posts: 1,298

  December 2014 edited December 2014

  topdawgnc said:

  biak1 said:

  I like caffeine and booze so I'm strongly anti-Mormon.

  I like fucking numerous women ...
  
  But I also like drinking ...
  
  I hate children ...
  
  My joy of fucking numerous women, and being blessed by God for it ... trumps all ...
  
  GO BYU!

  I'm betting Elvis fucked more women than any Mormon.
  
  At least if you only count women of legal and willing age.

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• Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,507

  December 2014 edited December 2014

  They never seem to run out of unimportant bowl games attended by hundreds of fans. They probably gave thousands of free tickets to Haitian boaters and it's still 1/3 full.
  
  Mericuh

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• MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

  December 2014

  Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

  They never seem to run out of unimportant bowl games attended by hundreds of fans. They probably gave thousands of free tickets to Haitian boaters and it's still 1/3 full.
  
  Mericuh

  I know a Mormon guy who was telling me BYU fans would really show up for the bowl. He said they have fans all over the country so away games are well attended by local BYU fans, in addition to them traveling well. Looking forward to throwing this in his face so I can be right.

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• whatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 12,982

  December 2014

  MikeDamone said:

  Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

  They never seem to run out of unimportant bowl games attended by hundreds of fans. They probably gave thousands of free tickets to Haitian boaters and it's still 1/3 full.
  
  Mericuh

  I know a Mormon guy who was telling me BYU fans would really show up for the bowl. He said they have fans all over the country so away games are well attended by local BYU fans, in addition to them traveling well. Looking forward to throwing this in his face so I can be right.

  All over the country = Utah, Idaho, Wyoming, Nevada, Arizona, Washington, Oregon, California and Colorado.

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• GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516

  December 2014

  Off all the things they flag now, that hit on sliding QB didn't.

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• Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,507

  December 2014 edited December 2014

  MikeDamone said:

  Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

  They never seem to run out of unimportant bowl games attended by hundreds of fans. They probably gave thousands of free tickets to Haitian boaters and it's still 1/3 full.
  
  Mericuh

  I know a Mormon guy who was telling me BYU fans would really show up for the bowl. He said they have fans all over the country so away games are well attended by local BYU fans, in addition to them traveling well. Looking forward to throwing this in his face so I can be right.

  I'm actually surprised there aren't more. I mean, it's hard to tell because the four letter is showing really tight crowd shots. There aren't more than a few thousand though.
  
  My brother lives in the Miami-W. Palm corridor and I've seen those topless Latin girls on S. Beach. Maybe that scared off the Mormons.

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,828

  December 2014

  I like #MyTigers in this one

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• FreeChavez Member Posts: 3,223

  December 2014

  dnc said:

  I like #MyTigers in this one

  Wait, you're not in NC?

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,828

  December 2014

  FreeChavez said:

  dnc said:

  I like #MyTigers in this one

  Wait, you're not in NC?

  Nope. If Kyle's dad didn't banninate dawgnmemphis years ago everyone would probably know that by now.
  

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• FreeChavez Member Posts: 3,223

  December 2014

  dnc said:

  FreeChavez said:

  dnc said:

  I like #MyTigers in this one

  Wait, you're not in NC?

  Nope. If Kyle's dad didn't banninate dawgnmemphis years ago everyone would probably know that by now.
  

  and once again i need a sarcasm font

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,259

  December 2014

  Fuck BYU right in the ass!
  
  #MormonButtSex - @AANDY approves...

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• Bad_MotherDucker Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,365

  December 2014 edited December 2014

  Memphis Cuoging it....and nice no replay of the TD where the runner was down at the 2.

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• FreeChavez Member Posts: 3,223

  December 2014

  This QB suddenly decided he was jay cutler

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• MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685

  December 2014

  PurpleBaze said:

  Fuck BYU right in the ass!
  
  #MormonRingSting - @AANDY approves...

  PL_SS approves of this correction.
  
  

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• EwaDawg Member Posts: 4,325

  December 2014 edited December 2014

  Bronco icing the kicker on a PAT instead of saving them (time outs) for the two minute drill.
  
  Bronco FS.
  
  Almost like Mike Belloti FS in the bowel against Minnesota.

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• Tequilla Member Posts: 20,088

  December 2014

  My name is Bronco Mendenhall FS and I like to call not 1, but 2 timeouts with 45 seconds left in a soon to be tied game to try to ice the kicker on the extra point instead of saving them for a shot at a game winning FG.
  
  As always, Fuck You, Fuck Me, and Fuck BYU.

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