unofficial Mormon vs Elvis Fans bowl game

uzi

Not a fan of BYU but they are out west so I sort tend to root for western teams against eastern teams, then again I like Elvis more than Mormons, so I'm conflicted whom to root for.

Memphis is better than I expected... guess that is why UCLA had a hard time against them.

biak1

I like caffeine and booze so I'm strongly anti-Mormon.

MikeDamone

Who's winning the match?

uzi

Memphis 24 - BYU 14 in the 2nd QTR

topdawgnc

biak1 said:

I like caffeine and booze so I'm strongly anti-Mormon.

I like fucking numerous women ...

But I also like drinking ...

I hate children ...

My joy of fucking numerous women, and being blessed by God for it ... trumps all ...

GO BYU!

uzi

topdawgnc said:

biak1 said:

I like caffeine and booze so I'm strongly anti-Mormon.

I like fucking numerous women ...

But I also like drinking ...

I hate children ...

My joy of fucking numerous women, and being blessed by God for it ... trumps all ...

GO BYU!

I'm betting Elvis fucked more women than any Mormon.

At least if you only count women of legal and willing age.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

They never seem to run out of unimportant bowl games attended by hundreds of fans. They probably gave thousands of free tickets to Haitian boaters and it's still 1/3 full.

Mericuh

MikeDamone

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

They never seem to run out of unimportant bowl games attended by hundreds of fans. They probably gave thousands of free tickets to Haitian boaters and it's still 1/3 full.

Mericuh

I know a Mormon guy who was telling me BYU fans would really show up for the bowl. He said they have fans all over the country so away games are well attended by local BYU fans, in addition to them traveling well. Looking forward to throwing this in his face so I can be right.

whatshouldicareabout

MikeDamone said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

They never seem to run out of unimportant bowl games attended by hundreds of fans. They probably gave thousands of free tickets to Haitian boaters and it's still 1/3 full.

Mericuh

I know a Mormon guy who was telling me BYU fans would really show up for the bowl. He said they have fans all over the country so away games are well attended by local BYU fans, in addition to them traveling well. Looking forward to throwing this in his face so I can be right.

All over the country = Utah, Idaho, Wyoming, Nevada, Arizona, Washington, Oregon, California and Colorado.

GrundleStiltzkin

Off all the things they flag now, that hit on sliding QB didn't.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

MikeDamone said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

They never seem to run out of unimportant bowl games attended by hundreds of fans. They probably gave thousands of free tickets to Haitian boaters and it's still 1/3 full.

Mericuh

I know a Mormon guy who was telling me BYU fans would really show up for the bowl. He said they have fans all over the country so away games are well attended by local BYU fans, in addition to them traveling well. Looking forward to throwing this in his face so I can be right.

I'm actually surprised there aren't more. I mean, it's hard to tell because the four letter is showing really tight crowd shots. There aren't more than a few thousand though.

My brother lives in the Miami-W. Palm corridor and I've seen those topless Latin girls on S. Beach. Maybe that scared off the Mormons.

dnc

I like #MyTigers in this one

FreeChavez

dnc said:

I like #MyTigers in this one

Wait, you're not in NC?

dnc

FreeChavez said:

dnc said:

I like #MyTigers in this one

Wait, you're not in NC?

Nope. If Kyle's dad didn't banninate dawgnmemphis years ago everyone would probably know that by now.

FreeChavez

dnc said:

FreeChavez said:

dnc said:

I like #MyTigers in this one

Wait, you're not in NC?

Nope. If Kyle's dad didn't banninate dawgnmemphis years ago everyone would probably know that by now.

and once again i need a sarcasm font

PurpleBaze

Fuck BYU right in the ass!

#MormonButtSex - @AANDY approves...

Bad_MotherDucker

Memphis Cuoging it....and nice no replay of the TD where the runner was down at the 2.

FreeChavez

This QB suddenly decided he was jay cutler

MisterEm

PurpleBaze said:

Fuck BYU right in the ass!

#MormonRingSting - @AANDY approves...

PL_SS approves of this correction.

EwaDawg

Bronco icing the kicker on a PAT instead of saving them (time outs) for the two minute drill.

Bronco FS.

Almost like Mike Belloti FS in the bowel against Minnesota.

Tequilla

My name is Bronco Mendenhall FS and I like to call not 1, but 2 timeouts with 45 seconds left in a soon to be tied game to try to ice the kicker on the extra point instead of saving them for a shot at a game winning FG.

As always, Fuck You, Fuck Me, and Fuck BYU.