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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

    Here is Boobs, Harvey, or He Needs More Time on stage...

    "So, the other day.. I was on the internet on this football fan site. And I really don't like this one guy. He's a fucking newb, and his posts are always so serious. So I told him to go die in a fucking fire!!!" (Roaring laughter at own joke, crowd just stares blankly)

    "Then a couple of my interweb buddies helped me get this guy. You know, really get into his head. At this point, I would compare it to dropping the soap in a prison. It wasn't a question if he was going to get gang raped, it was a question of how many guys were gonna join in!!" (Roaring laughter at own joke, some of the crowd gets up to go to bar.)

    Heckler in crowd: "You suck!" "Get the Fuck off the stage!"

    Hey, bouncers, run him! Don't ban him, but he needs to go!

    Hey, have you guys ever heard of a lemon party? (At this point drinks, chicken fingers, and human shit are all getting thrown on stage.)

    Kim Grinolds in crowd: "Next!"

    "Hey, Kim, dig a little deeper! If you can't see that I am funny, well I have a pencil for you! Get it? I told Kim to dig a little deeper!" (Bouncer physically removes unfunny hack from the stage)

    The unfunny hack gets in a cab, trying to get on the next flight home. He stares at his lap top computer and says, "I guess I still have you." He gets on the football website where his friends all greet him. "Hey, how was the show?" "Did you do the Lemon Party joke?" "We are fucking awesome!" "We run this site!" "Fucking newbs, in so far over their head!"

    Do I need to say anymore? I'm sure Kobestopper is fine with these type of posts but is anyone else?
    I got quite a kick out of it.

    I mean he went to great lengths just to show how rattled he is.
    It's working, though. The moderation has begun. It backfired on me. Every Doog has his day, I guess.
    "User banned, please carry on".
  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    Addition by subtraction bump.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Free [Deleted User]!!!!!!!
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    How did I miss this thread? Must have been when I was in jail over the summer. Fuck. You miss all the good shit in jail.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,353 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    How did I miss this thread? Must have been when I was in jail over the summer. Fuck. You miss all the good shit in jail.

    this was the summer of 2013
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,613 Standard Supporter
    That was a fun time on the bored. Back then Puppy started posting too and people wanted him axed, but not me...I'm a visionary...
  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    Sure, Bill.

    We are all buying that whooshpocalypse.
  • IrishDawg22
    IrishDawg22 Member Posts: 2,754
    Swaye said:

    How did I miss this thread? Must have been when I was in jail over the summer. Fuck. You miss all the good shit in jail.

    Going to jail > posting on HHB in mid summer.

    Make sure you log me out for my annual hiatus around the 2nd week of Feb.

  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    How did I miss this thread? Must have been when I was in jail over the summer. Fuck. You miss all the good shit in jail.

    this was the summer of 2013
    Ah, 2013, I was on a sex tour in SE Asia then. With midgets.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,613 Standard Supporter
    MisterEm said:

    Sure, Bill.

    We are all buying that whooshpocalypse.

    Actually it's true. But keep mouthing off like an idiot.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,196

    Swaye said:

    How did I miss this thread? Must have been when I was in jail over the summer. Fuck. You miss all the good shit in jail.

    Going to jail > posting on HHB in mid summer.

    Make sure you log me out for my annual hiatus around the 2nd week of Feb.

    Bad breakup with a cow?
  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685

    MisterEm said:

    Sure, Bill.

    We are all buying that whooshpocalypse.

    Actually it's true. But keep mouthing off like an idiot.
    Still swollen I see.

  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    @RoadDawg55 was my SMFJ. Not a heralded recruit, struggled badly in his first live action, but I @HillsboroDuck saw real potential in him. Didn't take long until he developed into one of the programs greatest assets.

  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dnc said:

    @RoadDawg55 was my SMFJ. Not a heralded recruit, struggled badly in his first live action, but I @HillsboroDuck saw real potential in him. Didn't take long until he developed into one of the programs greatest assets.

    Disagree.

    @RoadDawg55 is Psalm, at best.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dnc said:

    @RoadDawg55 was my SMFJ. Not a heralded recruit, struggled badly in his first live action, but I @HillsboroDuck saw real potential in him. Didn't take long until he developed into one of the programs greatest assets.

    Disagree.

    @RoadDawg55 is Psalm, at best.
    Looks more like Rapp to me
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    @RoadDawg55 was my SMFJ. Not a heralded recruit, struggled badly in his first live action, but I @HillsboroDuck saw real potential in him. Didn't take long until he developed into one of the programs greatest assets.

    Disagree.

    @RoadDawg55 is Psalm, at best.
    Looks more like Chin to me
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Good thread. Reminds me of jail and my SE asia sex tour from years ago. I fucking love hookers. New girl is at the bar gettign us drinks and I am on here talking about my eternal love for hookers. Perhaps I am not as reformed as I might have thought.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Good thread. Reminds me of jail and my SE asia sex tour from years ago. I fucking love hookers. New girl is at the bar gettign us drinks and I am on here talking about my eternal love for hookers. Perhaps I am not as reformed as I might have thought.

    You are the hooker on this trip.
    A dream realized.
  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    I don't even understand what we were arguing about.