RoadDawg55

HarveyRoad said:

CuntWaffle said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Here is Boobs, Harvey, or He Needs More Time on stage...

"So, the other day.. I was on the internet on this football fan site. And I really don't like this one guy. He's a fucking newb, and his posts are always so serious. So I told him to go die in a fucking fire!!!" (Roaring laughter at own joke, crowd just stares blankly)

"Then a couple of my interweb buddies helped me get this guy. You know, really get into his head. At this point, I would compare it to dropping the soap in a prison. It wasn't a question if he was going to get gang raped, it was a question of how many guys were gonna join in!!" (Roaring laughter at own joke, some of the crowd gets up to go to bar.)

Heckler in crowd: "You suck!" "Get the Fuck off the stage!"

Hey, bouncers, run him! Don't ban him, but he needs to go!

Hey, have you guys ever heard of a lemon party? (At this point drinks, chicken fingers, and human shit are all getting thrown on stage.)

Kim Grinolds in crowd: "Next!"

"Hey, Kim, dig a little deeper! If you can't see that I am funny, well I have a pencil for you! Get it? I told Kim to dig a little deeper!" (Bouncer physically removes unfunny hack from the stage)

The unfunny hack gets in a cab, trying to get on the next flight home. He stares at his lap top computer and says, "I guess I still have you." He gets on the football website where his friends all greet him. "Hey, how was the show?" "Did you do the Lemon Party joke?" "We are fucking awesome!" "We run this site!" "Fucking newbs, in so far over their head!"

Do I need to say anymore? I'm sure Kobestopper is fine with these type of posts but is anyone else?

I got quite a kick out of it.

I mean he went to great lengths just to show how rattled he is.

It's working, though. The moderation has begun. It backfired on me. Every Doog has his day, I guess.