RoadDawg55
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"User banned, please carry on".HarveyRoad said:
It's working, though. The moderation has begun. It backfired on me. Every Doog has his day, I guess.CuntWaffle said:
I got quite a kick out of it.He_Needs_More_Time said:
Do I need to say anymore? I'm sure Kobestopper is fine with these type of posts but is anyone else?RoadDawg55 said:Here is Boobs, Harvey, or He Needs More Time on stage...
"So, the other day.. I was on the internet on this football fan site. And I really don't like this one guy. He's a fucking newb, and his posts are always so serious. So I told him to go die in a fucking fire!!!" (Roaring laughter at own joke, crowd just stares blankly)
"Then a couple of my interweb buddies helped me get this guy. You know, really get into his head. At this point, I would compare it to dropping the soap in a prison. It wasn't a question if he was going to get gang raped, it was a question of how many guys were gonna join in!!" (Roaring laughter at own joke, some of the crowd gets up to go to bar.)
Heckler in crowd: "You suck!" "Get the Fuck off the stage!"
Hey, bouncers, run him! Don't ban him, but he needs to go!
Hey, have you guys ever heard of a lemon party? (At this point drinks, chicken fingers, and human shit are all getting thrown on stage.)
Kim Grinolds in crowd: "Next!"
"Hey, Kim, dig a little deeper! If you can't see that I am funny, well I have a pencil for you! Get it? I told Kim to dig a little deeper!" (Bouncer physically removes unfunny hack from the stage)
The unfunny hack gets in a cab, trying to get on the next flight home. He stares at his lap top computer and says, "I guess I still have you." He gets on the football website where his friends all greet him. "Hey, how was the show?" "Did you do the Lemon Party joke?" "We are fucking awesome!" "We run this site!" "Fucking newbs, in so far over their head!"
I mean he went to great lengths just to show how rattled he is. -
Addition by subtraction bump.
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Free [Deleted User]!!!!!!!
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How did I miss this thread? Must have been when I was in jail over the summer. Fuck. You miss all the good shit in jail.
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this was the summer of 2013Swaye said:How did I miss this thread? Must have been when I was in jail over the summer. Fuck. You miss all the good shit in jail.
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That was a fun time on the bored. Back then Puppy started posting too and people wanted him axed, but not me...I'm a visionary...
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Sure, Bill.
We are all buying that whooshpocalypse. -
Going to jail > posting on HHB in mid summer.Swaye said:How did I miss this thread? Must have been when I was in jail over the summer. Fuck. You miss all the good shit in jail.
Make sure you log me out for my annual hiatus around the 2nd week of Feb.
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Some will be missed Others not so muchIrishDawg22 said:
Going to jail > posting on HHB in mid summer.Swaye said:How did I miss this thread? Must have been when I was in jail over the summer. Fuck. You miss all the good shit in jail.
Make sure you log me out for my annual hiatus around the 2nd week of Feb. -
Ah, 2013, I was on a sex tour in SE Asia then. With midgets.DerekJohnson said:
this was the summer of 2013Swaye said:How did I miss this thread? Must have been when I was in jail over the summer. Fuck. You miss all the good shit in jail.
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Actually it's true. But keep mouthing off like an idiot.MisterEm said:Sure, Bill.
We are all buying that whooshpocalypse. -
Bad breakup with a cow?IrishDawg22 said:
Going to jail > posting on HHB in mid summer.Swaye said:How did I miss this thread? Must have been when I was in jail over the summer. Fuck. You miss all the good shit in jail.
Make sure you log me out for my annual hiatus around the 2nd week of Feb. -
Still swollen I see.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
Actually it's true. But keep mouthing off like an idiot.MisterEm said:Sure, Bill.
We are all buying that whooshpocalypse.
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@RoadDawg55 was my SMFJ. Not a heralded recruit, struggled badly in his first live action, but
I@HillsboroDuck saw real potential in him. Didn't take long until he developed into one of the programs greatest assets.
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Disagree.dnc said:@RoadDawg55 was my SMFJ. Not a heralded recruit, struggled badly in his first live action, but
I@HillsboroDuck saw real potential in him. Didn't take long until he developed into one of the programs greatest assets.
@RoadDawg55 is Psalm, at best. -
Looks more like Rapp to meTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Disagree.dnc said:@RoadDawg55 was my SMFJ. Not a heralded recruit, struggled badly in his first live action, but
I@HillsboroDuck saw real potential in him. Didn't take long until he developed into one of the programs greatest assets.
@RoadDawg55 is Psalm, at best. -
dnc said:
Looks more like Chin to meTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Disagree.dnc said:@RoadDawg55 was my SMFJ. Not a heralded recruit, struggled badly in his first live action, but
I@HillsboroDuck saw real potential in him. Didn't take long until he developed into one of the programs greatest assets.
@RoadDawg55 is Psalm, at best. -
Good thread. Reminds me of jail and my SE asia sex tour from years ago. I fucking love hookers. New girl is at the bar gettign us drinks and I am on here talking about my eternal love for hookers. Perhaps I am not as reformed as I might have thought.
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You are the hooker on this trip.Swaye said:Good thread. Reminds me of jail and my SE asia sex tour from years ago. I fucking love hookers. New girl is at the bar gettign us drinks and I am on here talking about my eternal love for hookers. Perhaps I am not as reformed as I might have thought.
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A dream realized.Pitchfork51 said:
You are the hooker on this trip.Swaye said:Good thread. Reminds me of jail and my SE asia sex tour from years ago. I fucking love hookers. New girl is at the bar gettign us drinks and I am on here talking about my eternal love for hookers. Perhaps I am not as reformed as I might have thought.
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Beauty Boobie! That's a fact jack.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Disagree.dnc said:@RoadDawg55 was my SMFJ. Not a heralded recruit, struggled badly in his first live action, but
I@HillsboroDuck saw real potential in him. Didn't take long until he developed into one of the programs greatest assets.
@RoadDawg55 is Psalm, at best. -
I don't even understand what we were arguing about.