DuckFighter Illustrated: College Football is Back!

Hardcore_Husky · August 2013

DuckFighter Illustrated: College Football is Back!

The satirical DuckFighter Illustrated returns! With its searing insight, inside jokes and bad puns, it makes for entertaining reading. When it comes to the grizzled scribe known as Race Bannon, no cow is too sacred to be skewered. Most definitely to be read tongue-in-cheek.

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TheKobeStopper · August 2013

Not your best effort.

DerekJohnson · August 2013

TheKobeStopper said:
Not your best effort.

your speed reading skills are absolutely incredible.

TheKobeStopper · August 2013

DerekJohnson said:

TheKobeStopper said:
Not your best effort.
your speed reading skills are absolutely incredible.

Huh?

CheersWestDawg · August 2013

Wasn't it Phil Bleenor who told us that he really only considers this Sarks second year?

I think it was. Phil Bleenor doesn't count the years that Holt was the DC. That means the two wins vs. USC and the Holiday Bowl win vs. Nebraska don't count as well.

Good for Phil Bleenor. He's a fucking asshole.

TierbsHsotBoobs · August 2013

Needed more tight beaver talk.

ApostleofGrief · August 2013

Not your best effort (but I still liked it).

It would be good to assign a research team at DFI to determine how many years running "young team" appeared in mostly legit news reporting (eg., Seattle Times). I remember back in the 2000 season Ted whats-his-face was saying the team lacked experience here and there, which counts as "young." It's been every year since then, I think. Last year the team was sure young.

ChambersBayDuck · August 2013

So happy to have DFI back. Classiest thing on the internet.

jecornel · August 2013

I will actually start looking forward to Monday.....No mention of the Starbucks east end zone. Starbucks stadium will offer advertising never in seen in a college football arena.

BennyBeaver · August 2013

this is gay:

(Editor's note: For those uninitiated to the writings of Race Bannon, his articles are satirical in nature and are to be taken tongue-in-cheek).

Southerndawg · August 2013

TheGlove said:
this is gay:

(Editor's note: For those uninitiated to the writings of Race Bannon, his articles are satirical in nature and are to be taken tongue-in-cheek).

Lil Kim did mention hearing that on Capitol Hill, this is a universal last call pick up signal.

IrishDawg22 · August 2013

It is a good thing I remembered your expectations line from your podcast.

Continue to set the bar low and you to can win a gold medal.

loadsock · August 2013

Is this actually the first time in years where we can tell Race "great work as always?"

RoadDawg55 · August 2013

Nice job. Funny shit!

MikeDamone · August 2013

Did I get a shout out?

DerekJohnson · August 2013

TheGlove said:
this is gay:

(Editor's note: For those uninitiated to the writings of Race Bannon, his articles are satirical in nature and are to be taken tongue-in-cheek).

Race never claimed to be a journalist.

BennyBeaver · August 2013

DerekJohnson said:

TheGlove said:
this is gay:

(Editor's note: For those uninitiated to the writings of Race Bannon, his articles are satirical in nature and are to be taken tongue-in-cheek).

Race never claimed to be a journalist.

i'd like to think that people reading DFI would understand that it's satire and would not need the disclaimer. or am I getting whooshed and that's part of the schtick?

RaceBannon · August 2013

TheGlove said:

DerekJohnson said:

TheGlove said:
this is gay:

(Editor's note: For those uninitiated to the writings of Race Bannon, his articles are satirical in nature and are to be taken tongue-in-cheek).
Race never claimed to be a journalist.

i'd like to think that people reading DFI would understand that it's satire and would not need the disclaimer. or am I getting whooshed and that's part of the schtick?

Its for Section38

BennyBeaver · August 2013

RaceBannon said:

TheGlove said:

DerekJohnson said:

TheGlove said:
this is gay:

(Editor's note: For those uninitiated to the writings of Race Bannon, his articles are satirical in nature and are to be taken tongue-in-cheek).
Race never claimed to be a journalist.
i'd like to think that people reading DFI would understand that it's satire and would not need the disclaimer. or am I getting whooshed and that's part of the schtick?

Its for Section38

he has anal warts. (allegedly)

TierbsHsotBoobs · August 2013

RaceBannon said:

TheGlove said:

DerekJohnson said:

TheGlove said:
this is gay:

(Editor's note: For those uninitiated to the writings of Race Bannon, his articles are satirical in nature and are to be taken tongue-in-cheek).
Race never claimed to be a journalist.
i'd like to think that people reading DFI would understand that it's satire and would not need the disclaimer. or am I getting whooshed and that's part of the schtick?

Its for Section38FuckingStupid

DerekJohnson · August 2013

TheGlove said:

DerekJohnson said:

TheGlove said:
this is gay:

(Editor's note: For those uninitiated to the writings of Race Bannon, his articles are satirical in nature and are to be taken tongue-in-cheek).
Race never claimed to be a journalist.

i'd like to think that people reading DFI would understand that it's satire and would not need the disclaimer. or am I getting whooshed and that's part of the schtick?

No, not being whooshed. Yes, most people reading it would figure it out quickly. But I'm not taking any chances in the early stages.

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